Sunday, January 08, 2006

The Bloody Fucker

YOU SON OF A DICK! You've got alot of nerve asking Clara to stop hanging out with me eh? Who do you think you are?!! Boyfriend, so?? Big fuck is it?! I'll show you what a "big fuck" is!

FUCK!!!!

There you have it. A BIG FUCK (and you're nothing like it.)

Clara went out with Faris and I for a movie. Cannot ah?! Our friendship has lasted almost a decade and it's gonna continue surviving. There's NOTHING you can do about it. Muahahaha! In 1997, the three of us were in the swim team. Then in 1998, we were classmates in 4G. My, that's 9 years of friendship... TRY AND BEAT THAT!

Lemme see, according to you, the main reason why you're afraid to let my Bitch hang out with me is because I always bring boys along.

What a tragic reason. A 21 year old feeling threatened by "boys"??? My gawd! I knew you couldn't handle my Bitch. Lost her to a Primary School mate once... afraid that it might happen AGAIN??

Too bad for you, I HOPE IT HAPPENS! She deserves so much more than a scumbag of a boyfriend. From this day forth, everytime she jio me out, I'm gonna bring a "boy" along so she can get to know him and eventually dump you for him. HA!

If you can't have her, no guys can? You really think you can hold on to her? Tell me, does Miss Liew look like some kinda nitwit to you? Do you think she's really that dumb to cling on to a "black fish" when there are thousands of "goldfishes" out in the open sea? Puleeeesssee! As if any woman would wanna go through life with a jack-ass like you.

I wanna intro her to my guys leh... how?! I want her to marry and get fucked by a drop dead gorgeous man, worthy of her time and love leh... How?! In her wedding album, the groom is gonna over 180cm and owns 10 condominium units (plus he allows me to use the facilities there) leh... HOw?!!

You are gonna try and kill him right? Yeah, precisely. You can only "try", cos you'll never succeed. Loooooooosssseeeerrrr!!!!!

*throws a 10 cent coin at you*

Getting jealous over a photograph. Wahahaha! I had no idea my photography skills were THAT great. What I saw was 2 childhood friends enjoying their time together. But it seems like you had another perspective of the shot I took.

You saw your girl running away with an ex-classmate/ex-swimming team-mate.

Dear Dickhead, you're not jealous. You're I-N-S-E-C-U-R-E. Why are you insecure? Cos you don't trust Clara. Why don't you trust her? Cos she's too much for you to handle. That's the way she is; unpredictable. I like it, and she's gonna remain that way. Don't you dare compare her with any random girl. You like comparing her with "better" girls, you fucking go date those whores.

The first time I heard about you, I was on the phone with her and you were pissing her off by using childish, underhand methods (ie. using the names of other females to provoke her). And then, now, you're telling her who to hang out with and who not to.

Go fondle sagging breasts and suck hairy nipples lah!

Just admit it, you've got no balls. NO BALLS! Even clay marbles would be too big a burden for you. All you have is a limp rod. Aaaaawwww.... don't cry... sayang sayang!!

You feel threatened by my presence. You're gonna lose your girlfriend to me. Fwahahaha! I'm gonna steal her away from right under your nose and have lesbian sex with her on a bar top on ladies' night. Heard that?!

I'm gonna eff her upside down and impregnate her. Somebody, stop me!

ps: Bitch, the lesbian sex part is only to scare him. We'll settle for something more... decent. How about hot and heavy make-out sessions with male hotties?