Friday, November 24, 2006

Whoo! Euan was adorable!

Yes, peeps! I just came back not long ago from my grandmother's birthday dinner. Mum and sis didn't tag along because... well... they're enjoying themselves in the streets of Penang while I have to stay here! Not fair!

But never mind... I got to play with my 6 month old nephew, Euan!!! He's so chubby and hyperactive! My dad and I were playing with him the whole night through and when I blasted Kylie Minogue's "Can't get you out of my head" on the karaoke system, Euan actually danced! He wobbled and kept jumping on my dad's lap!

Hehehe! I've got a footage of him dancing. CUTE!

The birthday cake was strawberry cheesecake.

Erm.... Should I say it was yummy since it's granny's special day? Ok fine, it was "yummy".


I came home, switched on the terminal and voila! SOMEBODY was online for the first time since I added this person onto my list of contacts, erm, eight months ago. WOW!!

Had a pretty easy conversation... and then I kena complained because I "so late come online".

Gotta go now. Watching "Little man" all alone at home in the middle of the night. Dad's gone out for a late-night mahjong session with his brudders. Anybody wanna come over and ton?? But I warn you all first ah, got cardboard boxes everywhere cause we've started packing. Can't wait to shift though... my new room's gonna be scarlet red!


Denise: RED?! Eh, like prostitute house leh!

Kim: Yeah, moulin rouge!

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Listen!

There is so much I wanna type out here to YOU, but I think it'd be better if I just save my effort and time.

Instead, why not you go listen to Linkin Park's "Numb"? The lyrics pretty much sums everything up.

I owe Mike Shinoda and his ex-gang a whole lot for penning this song!


"I'm tired of being what you want me to be... "

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Never mind, never mind.

Now things are really getting out of hand at work. Conspiracies, conflicts, politics (the dirtiest thing this world has to offer) and erm, unsettled issues which I have with a certain overweight fucker. BUT NEVER MIND! I received a call from Lou-lou about an hour ago and I got good news! Yippee!!

Today is a good, good day! =D

Bah! Gotta sacrifice my weekends for the next few weeks until Godknowswhen. BUT NEVER MIND!


Can't believe that I'm so in luck!

Ain't no other place I wanna be but there!

Though it may cause anger and fury, it don't matter.

Having the motivation to stay on is what's important now.

All my doubts are being put aside.

You'll never walk alone (Liverpool all the way!)


For you; there's so much I wanna say to you right now. But I think a simple sorry should do though not enough to make up for all that you've done for me. It is not betrayal; I am not turning my back on you. Maybe you should take consideration that my heart was never there in the first place. I wouldn't be happy there and I wouldn't be at my best.

I have been waiting for this opportunity for many months now. And I finally got my chance. You're entitled to get angry, you're entitled to detest me. But please don't blame me for leaving on such short notice. I don't know if I'll ever make it up to you, but I do appreciate all that you've done for me the past few weeks.

Sorry.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

I WILL SWING MY ARM AT HER AND MAKE THAT FUCKER FLY!!!

I really should be in a happy mood. I should be jumping around, going up to any random hunk I walk pass and lick his ear, doing the pixie dance to get free rides from those taxi uncles and there are many more things I could do. THAT IS, IF I WAS HAPPY!

But I can't do those stuffs cause obviously, I AM NOT HAPPY.

Instead, I am VERY pissed. So pissed, I can feel the steam coming out from the seven holes in my head and my ass. Yes... I can feel it even an hour after THAT INCIDENT happened!


Reasons why I should (supposedly) be happy:

- I had steak with Lou-lou and Den last night
- I saw the new outlet (but am not fortunate enough to get transferred there)
- My sub-group is doing our presentation today
- Grandma cooked chicken wings last night and there are leftovers!!!


Reasons for me to get really moody:

- While presenting, my group didn't receive the sort of response that we wanted from our course-mates
- Lecturer was being one heck of a fucker
- She asked a question, I gave my answer (3 times!!!) and she chose to ignore me!
- I came home, and the chicken wings were ALL GONE!!!!!!!!!


NOW GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULDN'T RIP ALL THOSE CARDBOARD BOXES IN THE LIVING-ROOM APART AND LET MUM BE JUST AS MISERABLE AS ME BY LETTING HER DO THE PACKING ALL OVER AGAIN?

GIVE ME ANOTHER REASON WHY I SHOULDN'T CHEW THE NIPPLES OFF THE STRAY FELINE DOWNSTAIRS AND MAKE IT CRY TILL TEARS FLOW OUT AND I END UP CRYING TOO COS I KNOW I'M DOOMED FOR SURE AFTER THE SPCA LOOKS ME UP?

THEN I NEED ANOTHER REASON WHICH COULD KNOCK ME INTO MY SENSES AND STOP ME FROM SUICIDE BY DOWNING A BOTTLE OF DETERGENT, SHAMPOO AND FOOT POWDER!!!

You guys wanna know how the presentation went?

In my own opinion, it went well! Andy agreed! The group did their best and I am proud of each and everyone of my groupmates. WE ROCK THE PANTS OFF SEXY MALE NURSES WITH LARGE TUSHES!

But you know what? During the Q&A section, lecturer started telling us about (of all things) TAMPONS!

We had like what, 15 minutes before school ended and she chose not to comment about our performance but talk to us about irrelevant stuffs like lazy patients, doctors who order nurses to change maternity pads for patients and TAMPONS!

Nabeh.

Still can conveniently ask, "Who wears tampons over here?"

Your problem meh? You wear tampon also no use lah... sure drop down one. Who ask you always walk with your legs open! Cheebye McNugget!

And if asking her students if they wear tampons isn't dumb enough, she went on to look at the attendance and say, "Those who are not here, please raise your hands."

HAR?!

You trying to act bimbotic or what? Your jokes are not even close to being lame or corny can?! Want to make us laugh also do it in a more witty manner lah, haiyo!

Quoting from someone; "I WILL KICK HER AND MAKE THE FUCKER FLY!"

I HATE MATERNITY AND CHILD STUDIES!

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

OMG! ANTM!

Bugger Louis and Denise took a picture with JADE COLE when they attended the Fashion Show for Singapore's Fashion Week last Thursday!!!

WHY MUST I BE SICK ON THAT DAY?! I could've been in the damned photo!!!

NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

I WANNA MARRY A RICH GUY WHO'S TALL, DARK AND HANDSOME!

HE HAS TO BE AN AVID SPORTS FAN; PREFERABLY SOCCER.

HIS HAIR CANNOT BE LONGER THAN MINE. DOESN'T MATTER IF HE'S A METROSEXUAL.

I HIGHLY EMPHASIZE ON THE LENGTH OF HIS LOWER LIMPS AND THE WIDTH OF HIS THIGHS!

IT WOULD BE BEST IF HE HAS A FEW SCARS COS IT'LL PROVE THAT HE'S A REAL MAN.

PLEASE HAVE WASHBOARD ABS!!!!!

AND HAVE THE COURAGE TO WALK UP TO THOSE PEOPLE WHOM I CANNOT STAND AND PUNCH THEM TILL THEY FALL INTO A DEEP SLEEP AND CAN'T BE REVIVED.

THEN I WOULD APPRECIATE IT VERY MUCH IF HE COULD HELP ME BURY THEM.

Not to much to ask for right? So, any takers? =)

*only full-fledged males may apply. at least 175cm in height. thanks!

Monday, November 06, 2006

Now I know the real you!


YOU!!!

Oh, forget it. You're just DISGUSTING!

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Night of Steak, Latte, Baked Pasta and PICTURES!

Friday was just UNFORGETABLE! It was... "WOW"!

I met Den and Emm at Chicago's Steakhouse for dinner at around 9pm (those two were trying their luck at starving me to death)! Lou-lou couldn't join us cause he was working... and the poor dear had to help Jasmine close cashier... which meant he could only leave the outlet at 11.15. Hahahaha!

Denise and I had the famous queen-sized sirloin steak. Rocks big time man! Mine was well-done with black pepper sauce whereas Den chose to have it medium with wild mushroom sauce. Emmanuel had some grilled chicken breast thingy and he "donated" a huge piece of his breast to me. -_-" I'm gonna have a hard time getting rid of all those calories, dude!

Then we started talking about cartoons and movies that were being featured way back in the '90s. Talk, talk, talk.... that two still go and order latte and another hazelnut latte. End up, the bill was more than 60 bucks.

DIE. All three of us never draw cash beforehand.

Emm had enough money to spare but he was reluctant to split with his precious ten dollar bill! So while Denise and I were frantically digging our wallets for spare coins and counting 'em all vigorously, he was saying stuffs like, "I have enough, but I don't wanna take it out from my wallet yet. Until we REALLY don't have enough cash then I'll take it out".

And damn suay. WE DID NOT HAVE ENOUGH COINS. So Emm took out a two dollar note... and another... and another.... BUT THE TEN BUCKS STILL REMAINED IN HIS WALLET! When he finally took it out, he said to his ten dollar note, "Oh no, please don't let them take my cash... please don't! Please Iskandar, don't let them take you away!"

Kim: Who's Iskandar?

Emm: *points to the huge face printed on the ten dollar bill*

Den: Huh?! OMG!!!

Kim: Hahahaha! It's Yusoff Ishak lah! What Iskandar! My goodness!

Emm: Oh! Okok... sorry lah. Social Studies period was spent hiding in the canteen lah.

-_-"


In the end, Louis, who had finished work and joined us, ran out of the restaurant saying, "You people are embarrassing man!"

Nah, no photos were being snapped at the steakhouse. Too engrossed with eating lah. SIRLOIN STEAK LEH!! You don't wanna enjoy meh? That two still can happily order latte from the manager. Order lah, order until not enough money to pay bill!

After that, went to Hong Kong Cafe yet AGAIN! Lou-lou is forever going to that place for his meals firstly because it runs 24 hours a day, and secondly because he loves the baked pasta and mango ice. Most of the time, his order is very, very predictable; baked chicken chop spaghetti and mango ice.

Once again, no pictures because the conversations we were having gave us stomach cramps to the extent that Dennie and I had to go to the ladies. Lou and Emm were macho what, so they stomped their feets and used their fists to bang the table instead of visiting the gents. As you can imagine, we were creating quite a scene and YES, people were starring!!

Oh yah, before I forget, Lou-lou has a habit of finishing his spaghetti before starting on his chicken chop. That night was no different when he was busy chewing the pasta before scrapping the cheese off his chicken piece. Then he cut a small piece, put it inside his mouth, chewed abit, and exclaimed, "What the fuck! They gave me pork chop lah! I ordered chicken chop from the guy and he still say 'okok' then give me pork chop. Idiot leh!"

In case you're all wondering, Emm, Den and I DID order drinks okay (cause Louis was paying for it... LOL). When the waiter was taking down our orders, Emm who was planning to order Chinese tea pointed at "Chinese Tea" and said, "Err... give me this... hua yu de TEA"

"Hua yu de TEA" = Chinese language TEA.

Yeah, it's time for YOU to laugh. I've had my share of stomach cramps already ( I told Louis that at the rate I laughed that night, I could easily achieve a four pac without needing to jog).

Louis wanted to watch a midnight movie after eating but Den and I were against the idea. Siao bo?! I'll probably reach home at fucking 4am if we went to watch, of all shows, The sinking of Japan. So thanks, but NO THANKS!

We ended up wondering the streets of Orchard Road... at 1-frickin'-a.m.-in-the-morning!

But thankfully, we came across Star Bucks opposite Paragon! And it closes only at 2am. In we went and just nice, there were four unoccupied seats at the extreme corner of the cafe. Woots!

THIS WAS WHEN ALL THE CAMERA PHONES CAME OUT OF OUR POCKETS.

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Louis and I cam-whorring (I just realised we've got high cheekbones!)


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This time, FULL LENGTH! Taken by Emmanuel..


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Us, exchanging punches at each other; it's the Judo Master Vs. The Shift Leader! (Go ahead, drool at the sight of my dimples!)


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He got the upperhand cause he's got longer arms, harder punches and a better stamina. But, WHATEVER!


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We did take quite a number of group pictures. This was one of the NICER ones but too much space in between the faces lah.



When the shot was taken, I took Denise's phone to have a look and I told them I looked like a beef patty being placed between two bread pieces (Lou and Emm). Haha! Emm was going on and on about how he looked cute here. Tsktsktsk.
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Here's the bomb picture! Our faces did not get cut off, spaces in between were just right, lighting was still alright and nobody closed their eyes! CHIO!



They said mentioned that I look kinda evil in this shot. Haha!
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It took us more then half an hour to get the shot done ok! Either Lou and Emm were blocking me, or Denise claimed her face was too big, or Lou's hair was tickling Emm's chin, or Louis closed his eyes, or Denise's phone went off camera mode, or Emm started laughing at Godknowswhat, or angle not nice, or our faces too white, or Den took the picture too early.... you get what I mean.

In a nutshell, we ended up with ALOT of unwanted and unsightly photos. Yuck!! Those shots will never see daylight EVER AGAIN!

Lou and I took a cab back (thank goodness we live near each other) and I reached home at 3!! Still must wake up at 10 the next day ok! Argh! Denise lagi worse... 4am+++ then reach home. Kena scolded by parents the next day. AHAHA!

Oh yeah, for the whole of next week, this blog could remain STAGNANT. Well, with Andy and the rest of my groupmates pushing me on hard, it's best that I join them with all the muggings and project discussions and presentation preparations and many many more stuffs. Plus, I won't be around in Singapore this coming weekend... Dad's taking me overseas as a stress-reliever just before the assessments. Lou, no promises on that T-shirt ok!