Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Yes sir, may I help you?

Yesterday was my first day at work with the Billy Bombers crew at Bugis Junction. It was quite an experience, I must say. The moment I changed into their very thin and very translucent white shirt, I was being taught how to serve water (the proper way), set the tables, polish the tables, seats and cutlery, collect payments (either cash or credit cards) and finally, I had to memorise the table numbers.

Table 1 -6 are the gold seats, go on to Table 7, followed by 8, 9, 10, move front to 11, skip 12, go on to 13 and 15 etc.

I was the "gao shou" (expert) in polishing cutlery. Hahahaha!!! Lemme see, I think I did that chore at least 4 times last night. As compared to the rest who had to serve the customers, polishing knives, forks and spoons with boiling hot water was relatively chicken feet.

I love the way the crew respond to each other.

"Cash out!!!"

"CHEERS!"

"Table two zero dessert out!"

"CHEERS!"

"Bill for table one six!"

"CHEERS!"


Fun people. I noticed the Assistant Manager bore an uncanny resemblance to someone I used to know.

I wonder.......

Sunday, November 27, 2005

Boobies Feat. Poh Kim (updated version)

(more pictures than words)


THE BOOBIES


And "Lee Poh Kim"



Chilling @ StarBucks (check out the light behind Amal)



We then decided to take a few pictures with the "LOVE" structure beside Fish & Co.

Pard and I were the first ones to climb up!



Queenie very shy. Dare to not take pic with us cos alot of people driving pass that area and diners in Fish & Co. were starring. Therefore, she became the photographer!


TOO BLUR LAH!!!!!!


Much better, babe!



On our way back to Somerset MRT station.



That's the end of the post. Thank you!

Saturday, November 26, 2005

365 days ago....


These pictures were taken at Plaza Park Royal Hotel. (Check out Amal's bangs)





This year? No prom...

BUT!





It's Steph's birthday man!!!! I met up with the Birthday girl and 2 other girls at Small Mac and off we went to East Coast Park. Whoopi!!!!!

The beach was EMPTY! High-tide as well. We all know that Steph's hydrophobic, don't we? While she and I were building "the Great Sand Wall", Steph kept running behind me cos the water level was rising. HAHAHA!

Not scared pain, not scared kena thrown by people but scared of heights and water. Hmm... she's proven to me that she's human.


Steph telling me where to start building the "wall"



And she helped out



WHAT?! Laughing at us huh? Think we dunno how to build nice nice sand wall izzit?

BEAT THIS!

Friday, November 25, 2005

Employed

Haiz... started working for Mrs Lin (my Maths tutor) yesterday. Giving out leaflets to people at MRT stations and slotting 'em into the letterboxes of landed properties.

Billy Bombers have yet to contact me, so no harm helping my tutor abit right? Afterall, I owe her so much more than just distributing pieces of paper to strangers. She's taught me everything from Mathematics to making the right decisions in life. Yeaps! I'm doing all I can to repay her.

Let's try and recap... first day was damn tiring. Went to St. Nicholas' View and Ang Mo Kio MRT station. Nearly burst from rage while standing at the side of the entrance because one asshole was doing the most ridiculous thing any human being could do.

SHAN'T ELABORATE!

Today, Jade helped me abit around Upper Thomson area because I agreed to give her 10% of my pay. That lucky monkey! When I was her age, all I did was roller-blading and biking. SHE'S EARNING CASH AT THE AGE OF 12?! Pfffffffft.

Hur hur... so much for helping. She was half dead just 30 minutes into the job! And guess what? She's frickin' afraid of those guard dogs. -_-"

C'mon man... they're locked up! They can't come out. So just slot the leaflet in the letterbox and you're done! Tsk tsk... I didn't wince one bit when that Retriever stuck it's nose out of the gate and barked at me.

SHE?

"Aaaaahhhhhh!!!!! Jie jie! The dog very fierce!!!"

Huh?!?! You scared of dogs?! My gosh. Are you aware that we have one at home????

Tomorrow's Steph's birthday!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUDDY!

Can't wait for tomorrow's "celebration" at East Coast with the other judokas. Pictures will be taken and posted up. Fred not, I'll make sure Steph gets sabo-ed ho-sey ho-sey.

I know I'm evil.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Posers. Losers. FREAKS~

My gosh. I just found out that there are tonnes of sick people out there who simply enjoy using my name to tag on my friends' tagboards. First it was Kuanli's blog. Now, Ian also kena. Wah liew. I know my name very nice lah eh? And there are zillions of sickos dying to be me. But, for the love of God, STOP. If you wanna befriend Kuanli or Ian, SEND THEM AN E-MAIL.

***************************************************************************

WOOT! Last paper today, yippee!!! Immediately after being released from that damned examination hall, I went to Bugis for an interview. HAHAHAHA! It was all thanks to Harris. I can't believe I spent more than 45 minutes scanning through newspapers for job opportunities, but have no luck in getting the jobs I want, and Harris just made a phonecall and Voila! Can go for interview liao.

Thanks ah, peng you! I won't forget this.

Yeaps, after shaking hands with the interviewer, I made my way to Plaza Singapura to meet up with The Boobies for ice-cream! It was fun catching up with those chicks. Ate waffles with ice-cream and chocolate sauce then went on to Coffee Bean and caught up with NJ.

Afterwhich, we took pictures outside Park Mall (and I will post it all up once I get it from Queenie). Reached home around 10pm. Woohoo! This day is FANTABULOUS baybeh!

-extremely short entry, I know. I'm exhausted... that I also know-

Monday, November 21, 2005

Things happen

Mum and Jade decided to name the pup Oreo instead. =X
What's the point of even drawing lots then? But at least the name's shorter now. I was thinking of nick-naming it "Butt" for short. But I guess it won't be happening anytime soon. Haha!


Well, ALOT of things have happened these past few days.

I'm happy for Coeus the Greek God. He finally..... wahahahahaha! Nail it, dude! The scene in the cinema is.. err... NC16. So you can try it next year (ps: I'm not a bad influence).

As for Amal, I'm real sorry babe. Things will get better, hopefully. Thank you for always being there to lighten up my day and sticking up for me when things turn ugly. I couldn't have asked for a better classmate/friend to hang out with in school. Along, with Hajar and Firziana, the three of you are irreplaceable. Though I've blown up on several occasions, meeting you guys in 2003 would be one of the best things that's ever happened to me.

Clara and I had an argument over the phone on Friday; a Bitch argument. So yeah, we were yelling at each other through the phone, criticising each other's pu***, swearing at each other and so on and so forth. We are good friends, we very aka liao, but even twin sisters fight sometimes.

ARGH! This is energy draining!

And Shirl dajie, the new dog is the same breed as the previous one. Why my dad is buying the same breed of dogs? I'll write another entry on that. Hee~ And 'O's are over for you! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Why am I not dead?

Perhaps there is a reason for my existance.

But what is it?

*scratches head and twitches nose*


I think I've got the answer!!!!!!!!

It's to make all of them regret what they did. One day, I'm gonna be the one who answers the phone and says, "Sorry, but we've decided to employ someone else."

Hohoho! So much for "There's a high possibility. You're the only one who came for the interview so far."



You know what, you snuggets?!




I still love your pet farm all the same. =)

Saturday, November 19, 2005

TRAINING!!!!

Woot! Today's judo session was fantastic! But sadly, my missing-in-action stint has taken its toll on me. No stamina! Groundwork performance drop! Rolling break-fall gone case! Throw not nice! Die lah, die lah! Need to train with Steph and Pris more often! Kuanli, we're waiting for you ok!

Thighs aching like bitches. Good sign... I like! Hehe. Despite certain people laughing me when I did that "rolling break-fall", I'm still perky. There are mean people in the club :p

Anyways, Jade, Mum and I were trying to choose a name for the new pup. Couldn't decide on which one to pick, so decided to draw lots.

Here's the list of names (some of which are RIDICULOUS):
-Cookie
-Rudolph
-Apricot
-Apollo (tsk tsk)
-Bambi
-Bacon
-Butterscotch
-Cappuccino
-Ginseng (OMG!!!!!!)
-Ketchup
-Yuki
-Yoyo
-Tabasco
-Tango (My fav.!)
-Tigger
-Souffle (huh? how to pronounce?)
-Sushi (trust them to come up with such names)
-Pebbles
-Pharoah (wah lan eh!)
-Lollipop

Drew lots for quite some time... guess which name won?






BUTTERSCOTCH

Thank God it wasn't "Ginseng" or "Pharoah". Did I tell you I enjoy calling people and animals by their nicknames? I used to call Rocky "Ghee ghee". Hahahaha!!!! Stupid nickname. Even Jade, with her name having only ONE syllable, has to settle for "Chade" when she's at home. BAH! So if the puppy's name is Ginseng, what am I going to call him?

Ah-Seng! Come and eat your food!

Eeeeeyyyyeeerrrrr!!!!! No way will any pet of mine have such a name. Not a chance in hell.

Until next time,
night night!

Friday, November 18, 2005

Today...

Is a frickin' bad day because....
The hairs on my head wouldn't stay flat down.

I got "kissed" all over.

Jade went to watch Harry Potter with her friends but I had to settle for Meteor Garden at home (bloody Michelle Saram & her IRRITATING giggles).

Went to look at the new puppy and received more "kisses".

I lost my Amore trial ticket (actually, it's not lost... just hiding somewhere in my room)

Ate half of the Mango strudel and it's gonna add to the pounds.

But Tomorrow!!!!

Will be so much better because....
I'll be training for the first time in 486634218608 years.

And err... some other things which should be left untyped.

MOSQUITOES SUCK

The reason why I absolutely can't stand living on the 2nd storey sometimes is because some mozzies, who're too lazy to fly to the higher levels, simply enjoy sucking me dry!!

I was surfing and chatting with Dil and the next thing I know, I've received four love-bites from one particular bloodsucker who's digging her own grave. You better watch your back, you tiny little mothafucking pest! If I ever get my hands on you, I'll make sure I pluck off your wings, use my mechanical pencil to "puncture" your bloated belly and finally separate your head from the rest of your body parts!

Irritating! Why must God create such stuff? It's annoying to be "kissed" by some food deprived insect.

And this bloody thing just can't seem to get enough of my fluids! It's somewhere behind the computer desk right now... just can't seem to catch it. And no, I don't believe in using sprays. It's a retarded way to get revenge. I want it to experience pain before it drifts off to hell.

At one point of time, I saw it flying towards the TV. I ran to the front of the living room and tried to flatten it between my palms after shouting, "Where are you, you fucker?!"

YEAPS! That was how pissed off I was. Even now, I'm still fuming. NINE MOZZIE MARKS ON MY LEGS! Plus four more and that makes 13! ARGH!!!!! My legs are beginning to look like someone's... Oh no! Harris is gonna run to me when he needs loose change. And other Singaporeans are gonna avoid me because I look like a walking mine field. (Right Harris?)

In the end, I resorted to wearing a pair of jeans to avoid getting bitten again. Even at home, I gotta dress so conservatively. Sickening! WHY WON'T YOU MOSQUITOES GO TO THE MARKET AT ANG MO KIO CENTRAL?! Go attack the (dead) pigs and (slaughtered) chickens! Leave me alone lah. Knn.

Thursday, November 17, 2005

MATTHEW TAY!

PLEASE SOD OFF.

NOBODY NEEDS "TUITION" FROM AN ASS LIKE YOU.

QUIT TRYING TO BE A PUNK. YOU'RE TRYING WAY TOO HARD IT JUST ISN'T WORKING.

LEAVE TERI AND I ALONE, FOR GOODNESS SAKE!

Monday, November 14, 2005

Frustrated!

Fathers. Heaven knows what they're thinking half the time. First, he says that I'm allowed to earn my own pocket money. Then once I find a job as a petshop assistant, he becomes so frickin' overprotective; complaining that there's no direct bus there and having to walk 500m from the bus-stop to the pet farm.

Hey, I take more than 1 hour to travel to school everyday. What harm can walking a distance of half a kilometer do to me?! Tell me what you want lah, pa! if you don't want me to work than just say so! Don't have to give lame excuses like "there's no direct bus from our place".

Last year, he let me sign up with Mindef as an office clerk. And bloody hell, he didn't tell me that I could only start work in Febuary. So there I was, rotting at home, day in day out. When Febuary came, he terminated my application! The some time later on, in April, one fucking mongrel sent me this sms:

"Got hand got leg then go and work lah! Everyday stay at home depend on parents. No shame huh? Useless!"

IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT I DIDN'T EARN A SINGLE CENT DURING THE HOLIDAYS. I got "cheated" and I receive such comments from a person who's living on borrowed time.

History repeats itself this year. I get the job, he starts nagging about (of all things) TRANSPORTATION!

RRROOOOOOOAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whatever lah eh?! I'm not gonna be the girl who depends on her parents anymore. I don't care if they pay me peanuts. I'M KEEPING MY JOB! You're not the one who got insulted; you will never know how I feel. Nobody will.

I'm telling you now, I HATE BEING THE OLDEST KID. My parents do "experiments" on me. They try out one thing on me and if the result is a negative one, they do the opposite for my sis and she gets a better life. No downs, only ups.

I had to wait until my PSLE results were out before being able to get my first pair of roller-blades. Jade wanted one and dad immediately but a pair for her. No doubt the quality of her blades were nowhere near as good as mine, SHE STILL GOT THE UPPER HAND. Fair or not? If you say it's fair, please remind me to stuff a brinjal up your ass the next time I see you.

Then I asked for a discman back in 2001 but my dad refused to buy me one or give his to me. But one fine day, when he was cleaning out his closet, he took his discman and gave it to my sister. GAVE IT TO HER OK! And how old was she then? Use discman kum lan huh? Not only that, when I asked for an mp3 last year, he kept giving stupid excuses that I didn't need one since I already have a hi-fi set. But he goes out with my sis and Jade returns home with an mp3.

Now I do have an mp3 though. Jade gave me hers, not because she's a kind soul, but because my father bought her an MP4! Can store songs and music videos one ok!

Wah... life is just so wonderful. She's practically living a sheltered life! OH, I forgot. She's has to live a better life than me. Afterall, she's aiming for RGS and has Lisa Ang's dimples. Me? I was probably given to the wrong family at the hospital. Hmm... maybe that's why I'm the ONLY ONE who's born with tanned skin in the ENTIRE Lee family.

Today, Jade told me something which further supported my thoughts of my dad loving her more than me. She asked him for an ATM card and wants him to put in $20 in her account every month. 12 year old girl need ATM card leh! I was 16 when I requested for one but was unsuccessful in getting it. My dad told me, "if you need money then just ask from me lah. I'll give it to you. Why do you need a card for?" THEN WHAT DOES JADE NEED A CARD FOR?! Use to play dai-dee is it? Or use to shave legs? Nabeh!

This all makes sense, doesn't it? Primary 6 girl needs ATM card but Sec5 girl doesn't. Trust me, it will make a very good headline for the morning papers.

Thanks hor, pa! You and mum have no idea how badly affected I was when the both of you were in the process of getting separated in 1998. Both of you were constantly arguing at home over who should get custody of Jade and I, how much allowance Dad should give to Mum every month et cetera!

I gave up on homework TOTALLY at that time because Mum was always in a foul mood and venting her frustrations on me; scolding me for no particular reason. I go to school with empty exercise books, get reprimanded by that damned Miss Choy, she calls Mum and I go home that day, only to get whacked by a hanger/belt/cane/whatever she could get her hands on.

I have yet to thank the both of you for my sucky life. Maybe God was aware of how I felt and made the both of you reconcile. The naive girl in me thought life was gonna be better, but no! It became worse than hell because Dad became so fucking overprotective the moment I entered East View Secondary. Don't ask me why, I'd rather not know.

He didn't support my decision of joining Judo. Must spend money on the Judo gi and when I injured my knee in 2002 (it's still not healed!), he spent more time complaining that I joined the wrong CCA than symphatising with me. Jade joins some stupid activity called "Rhythmic Gymnastics" and he goes, "WAH!".

Daddy, I hope you're happy of how I turned out to be after you and Mum got back together. I love you, Pa. But I hate you. Why? Because you're never there. You've never been there when I needed you. The last time I opened up to you, I got one hell of a scolding. Never will I talk to you about such things ever again. In your eyes, I'm always in the wrong, heavily flawed and inferior to your younger daughter. So be it. Let it remain that way if it allows you to die a happier man.

I've never once received your support in ANYTHING! I look at my fellow judokas and become envious. Lois' father encourages her to train. You? The moment I leave the house with my Judo stuff, you nag about me neglecting my studies. Stephanie's mother supports her when she takes part in tournaments. As for me, I gotta survive your constant reminders that a certificate is more important than a trophy.

I CANNOT JOIN COMPETITIONS BUT JADE CAN?! There's a reason why she has more medals than me ok? The reason is fucking simple. She's given a chance to win and I'm not. What's the point of me even writing all this down? I'll probably grow up to be a whore anyway. Why do I need such a good life? Jade's different. Future Miss Singapre Universe and holder of a Masters degree.

Sunday, November 13, 2005

I've been real lucky!

Yesterday's entry was very brief because I was exhausted. And my feet were aching. So I just did some verbal puking, inserted a few pictures and VIOLA! You get the entry for 11th November.

Now I'm refereshed after 9 hours of solid sleep! Oh yeah, baby! But Clara would beg to differ because she was eyeing my panda eyes throughout dinner. LoL~! Her advice was for me to sleep 3 days straight without waking up. Hmm... is it possible? Got so many activities after the 22nd leh. Got time to orh orh meh?


I think I should talk about the 'O's. YUPZ! I will talk about it. Haha!

Seriously, I am so blessed! These were the topics I studied for Social Studies:
1) Sri Lanka & Northern Ireland
2) Merger & Separation
3) Venice

What was being tested? Option 1, option 3 and the war between North and South Korea. Wahaha! Thank you, God!!!!! Thank you, Mr Farizal, for spotting those topics!!! Now I needn't worry about getting a grade below my own expectations.

Maths? Hm... Paper 1 was damn easy! But I couldn't do one question on the stupid prism and cube container. BAH! At least I know that I won't fail this time. Paper 2 isn't exactly easy. But still "manageable". Did the question on vectors in Section B instead of graph. Why did I choose it since I hate vectors? It was a give-away question! Fucking easy and I completed it in 10 minutes! Woot! I didn't study Transformation and stretch & shear. And it didn't come out. Kwahaha! *please let me score well enough to go CJC! Please! Please!*

Err... Chemistry and Physics were seriously below the TYS standard. I bet a gazillion bucks that the markers are gonna moderate until damn jia lat. Last year's Organic Chemistry question must draw the stucture, must give chemical formula etc. This year? FILL IN THE BLANKS. (ps: I'm not complaining!!) Physics... radioactivity (my fav.!), waves (easy peasy) and somemore what huh? Dunno leh. BUT LUCKILY THERE WAS NO TRANSFORMER! Otherwise... sure screw up one.

There goes my A1 for English. But wait, you never know what might happen right? God, please let the Cambridge markers have a good hair day when they mark my papers so they won't spot any errors in my compo or letter-writing.

Two more papers left and THAT'S IT! No more studying! WORK WORK WORK!! Got a couple of lobangs... Mindef pay not bad wor. $1000/mth. But must wait until Febuary then can start work. Let's hope Clara gets me a place at the airport for the Dec/Jan period.

HAHAHAHA! I JUST READ THIS ON ONE OF THE FRIENDSTER BULLETINS! It's so hilarious! I'll try playing this game now. You guys try too ok?

List the out the names of 20 people:
1) Clara
2) Jenevieve
3) Faris
4) Amalina
5) Hajar
6) Firziana
7) Ryan
8) Shirleen
9) Harris
10) Shakilah
11) Kuanjie
12) Jon Lee
13) Iskandar
14) Ryoma
15) Josco
16) Joycey
17) Firdaus
18) NJ
19) Yana
20) Raudah

-How did you meet 13?
Through Hajar

-What would you do if you never met 5?
I would be spared of "Snap-twist! Snap-twist! Hee! Hee! Hee!"

-What do you honestly think of 10?
Strong girl, strong strong girl!

-Have you ever liked 3?
Oh no, no, no! Not in this life-time.

-If 1 died tomorrow, what would you do?
Kope her clothes, make-up kit, handphone, allowance, boyfriend

-Would 2 and 11 make a good couple?
MOST DEFINATELY!! They're already sharing an apartment!

-Do you think 12 is hot?
Duh! He's my Jonny Baby!

-Would 1 and 17 make a good couple?
Dunno leh... I HOPE NOT! 1's psycho!

-Tell me something about 11
He's every girl's wet dream. Tall, dark, handsome, strong. well-built and so on

-Do you know any of 3's family members?
Nope. Never met them.

-On a scale of 1-10, how hot is 14?
3 x 10 to the power 8

-What would you do if 4 professed his/her undying love for you?
She's done it on numerous occasons. Amal, I LARVE YOU too!

-What language does 19 speak?
English and Malay, I presume.

-Who is 8 going out with?
WINNIE.The pooh. Then she scandal with me.

-Would 5 and 18 make a good couple?
Yeah, baybeh!!! Their's will be a wedding not to be missed.

-When was the last time you talked to 6?
Yesterday, in school.

-What's 18's favourite band?
The boobies? The East Viweians? The NADIANS!

-Does 4 have any siblings?
Yeap. Two very smart siblings.

-Would you ever date 1?
Oh gawd! I wouldn't be able to die in one piece.

-Would you ever date 7?
He's my cousin. Period.

-Is 15 single?
I doubt so. No idea.

-What's 19's last name?
That'll be her dad's name (disrespectful to type it here)

-What's 3's middle name?
AbdulKadir

-What's 10's fantasy?
She wants to become a rockstar who proceeds on to steal Ben McKenzie from me!

-Would 14 and 19 make a good couple?
Err... Holy shit! No comment!

-Which school does 16 go to?
MJC

-Which school does 2 go to?
My school.

- Where does 9 live?
Simei. Correct?

-Would you make out with 11?
Ok, this is unthinkable.

-Are 5 and 6 good friends?
They're buddies.

-Is 20 older than you?
YESSSSSsssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Is 4 the sexiest bitch alive?
Hmm... she's the sexiest lunatic alive.

-Is 15 your ex?
NOoooo! Thank God!

-Do you see yourself with 12 and 18?
Not now. Not ever. Hehe!

-What kind of couple would 5 and 14 make?
Hahahaha! A very wierd couple.

-Does 9 make you horny?
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

-What do you think of 1-20?
It'll take forever to type it all out. In a nutshell, I love 'em all!

Saturday, November 12, 2005

I'M A HAPPY COW!

Yippee!! I'm done with all my major papers; maths, science, english are all over and done with! Left with Geography and Science Paper 1 which are gonna be chicken toes. Yep, I'm starting to relax a lil' now. Hahaha!

Today, rushed home immediately after school cos I was meeting 2 very lovable girls for lunch/shopping spree in town. Hoho! Never in my wildest dreams did I ever thought that one day Clara and Kuanli would be friends. But, thanks to me, they are now!

I met Kuanli at Wisma at around 1? Can't really remember. BUT I BLOODY RECALL THAT THE BOTH OF US HAD TO WAIT FOR 2 SOLID HOURS FOR THAT DUMB CLARA. Her excuse for being late? Took the wrong train and went to Bugis. Pfffffft! I swear, I've never come across and more TOOT person.

Boy, the Hokkien mee that Kuanli and I had for lunch was FANTABULOUS! Huge prawns, juicy squid, tangy/spicy chilli sauce and the noodles were just.... omigawd! Miss Kuanli was so nice to me leh! She frickin' paid for a top I spotted at Mango ok!!!! WHERE TO FIND THIS KINDA FRIEND, YOU TELL ME. WHERE TO FIND?! Xiao mei mei, wo hui jing kuai ba qian huan gei ni de!!! Pai seh, pai seh!

Anyway, no doubt that the 2 girls were fun people to hang out with, there was ONE dissappointment.













THEY WERE CONSTANTLY ONT HE PHONE WITH THEIR BOYFRIENDS/ HONEYS/ WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL 'EM.

Just look at the both of them!



Oh my heck! Trying to make me jealous is it, the two of you? HUH?!
*throws a dart at their pictures*


Then they finally hang up and took this picture with yours truly (obviously, anyone can tell that I've put on weight)


Those dark eyes were done by Clara, not me! And she was scolding me throughout the time she was doing my eyes lor. So evil~!!! Right Kuanli?

Here's a nice snap-shot taken by a very nice Ang-Moh lady outside Somerset station.



My reasons for not wearing a skirt:
1) Thighs too huge
2) Leg got ALOT of mosquito bites... many many pink dots
3) How to run up the stairs like I usually do?

Thanks for this day, girls! Love, love, love!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, November 11, 2005

Bathe or Insert tube in your nose?

I had tuition this morning and while I was packing (ready to go home), Mrs Lin's cousin, Richelle, told me something really COOL about Nursing. Hohoho!!!! Trust me, I nearly fell off my chair after hearing what she said.

In her own words:
While in class, you will have a partner and there are two choices of assignments. It's either you let your partner insert a plastic tube in through your nose (all the way inside) and you do the same for your partner, or the both of you bathe each other.

BATHE EACH OTHER?!?!?!

Muahahahahaha! Scrub scrub scrub! Rubba-dub-dub!
NYP Nursing course is totally out of this world man. WOOT!
It's definately going to be my first choice, second choice, third choice all the way to last choice. Err, that is, if I die die confirm cannot go CJ with the baby-faced bitch I had fun with yesterday.

Whoosh! Three girls have signed up for body-toning classes at Amore. One of them wonders, "Which is worse? Having to fork up the sky-high fees or exposing your bloated tummy to the instructor?"

I promise, cross my heart and hope to die that I'll cut down on Mondi food. But the chicken they sell is just too mouth-watering lah. Cannot resist sinking my teeth into a piece of chicken wing. This time seriously gotta STOP! No more!!!! For the sake of not being labelled fat, no more Mondi food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maths Paper 2 tomorrow. God bless me. Tata, y'all!

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Gone for good.

When I think back on these times
And the dreams we left behind
I'll be glad 'cause I was blessed
To get to have you in my life
When I look back on these days
I'll look and see your face
You were right there for me

In my dreams I'll always see you
soar above the sky
In my heart there'll always be
a place for you, for all my life
I'll keep a part of you with me
And everywhere I am, there you'll be
And everywhere I am, there you'll be


Rest well, little boy.
I love you.