Monday, June 30, 2008

Long live, El Nino!!!

Saturday, June 28, 2008

I'm frickin' 20!!! *faints*

So this very first birthday post shall be dedicated to that two women whom I spent the eve of my birthday with; Chicken Cordon Bleu was simply delightful =) Oh, and frosed Lemon tea added even more zest to the overall taste. Thanks!

Both of them (or rather Siti) made a video for me!!! WOOTSSSS!!!! I'm embedding it here for your viewing pleasure. Hahaha! It's a really sweet, lovely and TOUCHING video that I can't seem to stop watching (even though Siti uploaded MANY fugly pictures of myself). My advice to you guys is to watch it till the end... the middle part's kinda... *ahem* but just watch it all, yea?

Trust me, IT'S WORTH IT!

I got sorta restless halfway through the vid and kept asking Siti, "That's all?! Like that only?!" and that woman was like, "Ok, Miss Kim, I'm just gonna pretend that you're just acting very gungho but you're actually very touched inside."

But the ending of the video... JUST WATCH IT OK?!



















So, now that you've seen it all, can you still go to bed at night? LOLOLOLOL! Yes, I know all the video scenes at Sentosa have me looking damn horrible cause I was going au naturale that day; no make-up, no accessories, bad hair etc. Plus, I just ended my tanning session at Siloso Beach and that all explains the uneven skin tone.

Do you guys agree with me that the middle part, when the words suddenly become black and white, it felt like a memorium?! KAKAKAKAKAKA!!! I was telling Siti that I feel so blessed because a) I just turned 20 and I already have a memorium and b) Lydia Sum's only lasted on TV for 20 odd seconds whereas mine lasts for 9:22mins!!!!! SO HONOURED!!!


Here's a brief write-up on the video (hint: you can watch it again after reading *sheepish smile*)

First Scene: Clara and Siti showing off the cute gift they specially purchased from across the border for me. Aaaawww....!!!!! And yes, you have Clara telling me how "hot" Jack is. Can show off his namecard on camera somemore. And just so the both of you know, I prefer Beckham when it comes to "bending" stuff. LOL~! And please lor, I'll choose Raiden over Jack ANY DAY =P

Yah, I already know that butterflies can fly, fly fly... And in case you haven't guessed, yellow's my favourite colour ;)

Side-note: Siti agrees with me that Raiden is sexy!!!! GAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Second scene: Siti's note to the birthday girl, yours truly, followed up by some past snapshots

- indulging at Cathay's Ben&Jerry's
-sun-tanning at Siloso Beach
-Posing at Sentosa last year while celebrating Siti's (belated) birthday. Damn chubby lah!
(I am such a sucker for Sentosa. *sigh*)

*My memorium begins!!! Play play ah!!!*

And seriously, if you do start weeping due to the background melody, feel free to let it all out. Miracles happen on 28th June. Hahahaha!! It's Vanessa May's violin piece playing, if I'm not wrong =)

I particularly like one sentence; people are unreasonable, illogical and self-centred... LOVE THEM ANYWAY. Sounds like some sorta gospel talk. Wahahahaha! Trust Siti to be Siti!

More pictures emerge:

-Clara and I on the sky-ride (Sentosa) on Aug'07
- me drinking from a can (damn ugly lah!!) and Clara watching Superman fly pass
-us again, at Sentosa's 3D Cinemax; Pirates of the Caribbean!!!
- monkeying around on the escalator... STILL at Sentosa
-me kaypoh-ing while Siti was reading her map
-Clara trying to undo the eye-shadow she applied on for me.
-two ex-bitches at Swensen's after C's school event... check out my dimple!! So visible!!
-Bitches' night kite-flying at Marina South (May'06)
-another 3D Cinemax shot -on the bus for another visit to Sentosa (Mar'08)
-posing under the sun in our bikinis at where? SILOSO ONCE MORE!
-Gothic me and Miss Siti chilling at B&J, Cathay Cineplex
-Family-shot on the grassy banks of Marina South
-Both of us spoiling the picture for Siti on the sky-ride. Hehehehe!!!
-Pretending to be super-stars with the "specs" from 3D cinemax
-After watching "Songs of the Sea" and waiting for the bus to go Home Sweet Home!
-snap-shot with the miniature fountains in front of the Merlion. I bloody knocked my head when I stood up!
-See no evil, speak no evil & SMELL no evil by Marina South


Video Scenes:

-Yes, Clara trying to undo the eye-shadow cos it was a mess!

-on the sky-side, I was taunting Siti that if she kept on filming me, she might drop her camera and she went, "Eh! CHOY! CHOY! CHOY!" hence, that explains the laughter.

-queuing up for 3D Cinemax... getting sodomised from head to toe!!

-Being, women... that was our bitch-fit moment. Siti could've jumped in to stop us but NO, she chose to film it ALL down!!!

-Waiting for the bus and on the phone with my baby. hehehe! Siti mentioned that I was so "tak glam" cause I was holding onto the plastic bag instead of putting it in my bag. And in my self-defence, I didn't wanna spoil the picture of us with Oscar, okay?!

*Departing message*


I know alot of people sent me sms-es and messaged me online, wishing me Happy Birthday. I shall write a separate blog-post for all of you ok? So do the usual thing; STAY TUNED!

Friday, June 27, 2008

Sunday, June 22, 2008

You drove me to this

It would be my absolute pleasure if I am able to please every single soul on the face of this earth. However, it just ain't possible. It's not that I enjoy making enemies, but sometimes, two people just CAN'T click, you get what I mean?

And it doesn't help that I have a fuckface. People who meet me for the first time would immediately assume that I'm arrogant, stuck-up, conceited, self-worshipping etc. Plus, I don't really socialise with subjects whom I'm not close to or comfortable with, so the first impression that alot of them have of me would be "Bitch".

Ok lor, bitch then bitch lor.

I also don't know how they find their way to my blog/receive my URL. Then they misread (apparently, my england is not powderful enough), misunderstand and misinterpret what I write online.

My style of writing is to be sarcastic; one can never insert too much sarcasm into an article. It's supposed to be entertaining, hilarious and enjoyable for all! But then ah, there are random ghouls who're too sensitive for their own good and get all upset when they read several of my blog entries.

FINE!

To make it clear that it is not my objective to make enemies by blogging, I have set up an anonymous blog that's LOCKED (only I have access to it) and from this moment forth, whatever thoughts, beliefs or controversial views that I would like to reveal online shall be typed out on that blog and that blog only! This current blog would be for happy, mellow, cheerful entries dipped in sunshine and completed with a rainbow by the side. Maybe I'd sprinkle a few butterflies in if the readership keeps up.

Good luck in scouting for the secret blog ;)

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Friday, June 20, 2008

Eh woman, we really have to take more pictures together lah!! The only photos I have of us are from the Chiangmai Students' Exchange Program!!! I was super-effing-FAT back then and my hairstyle was such a disaster!! Take photo with me when school reopens!!!

Raiden doesn't like my hair... he says it's "pokey". Whatever that means! When he came over to my block on the night that I reached home, he turned around and ran away when he saw my new hair-do!!!


When I asked him what he thought of it, his only words were, "Haiyoh... why your hair like that? haiyoh...."

DON'T CARE! At least one picture with you before I let it all loose!

While waiting for him at the MRT station two days ago, one lady came up to me and said my side-view "look like Negro". Wth! Malay, Indonesian, Filipino, Thai, Native American, Negro... anything else? Why nobody say I look like Spanish?! I support Spain for Euro 2008!!


El Nino, mi amor!!!

And now, presenting to you the aftermath of braids...

BEHOLD, the modern day Einstein!

Don't look alike meh? Yeah, yeah, he has a great mind with bad hair. I, on the other hand, just have bad hair. Ok, I GET IT!!

Hmm, since I'm done with my journal review, I guess I'm at liberty to blog about some special events that took place during this term break.

1) Raiden took me to a FISH SPA!!

Nah, not the one at Chinatown or Lim Chu Kang (duckie, I cannot find the place!!). We went to an outlet at the Singapore Flyer since he received two gift vouchers from his friend.

Whoever his friend is, THANK YOU!! Having little fishes nibble the dead skin away from my soles, toes and leg was awesome!! Khopkhun -muacks!!!-

Raiden was giggling throughout the 30 minutes that he had his feet submerged in the cool waters. Apparently, his threshold for tickles is lower than ground level.


2) I GOT WAXED FOR FREE!!

Many, many, many thanks to Geraldine (Goh) for giving me such a good lobang. Hahaha! Free brazilian bikini waxing, upper-lip waxing and eye-brow waxing. Damn shiok lah!

I was able to bring a friend along with me cause they had another slot at the same timing, but everyone was busy lor... it's at 3pm, so those who already started school or work confirm cannot come one. Bo bian, I went alone and had 5 ladies at my service!!

5 people staring at me DOWN THERE...

No pictures were taken lah! What's there to see anyway, pervs?!

The service was excellent, if I must say. They'd apply cleanser on your skin before waxing, the wax was of oh-so-shiok-until-peng temperature, antiseptic and some kinda cream to minimise hair follicles will then be applied after the procedure. Bed was soft, towels smelled freshly washed, aroma therapy was provided, lighting was appropriate (dim), room looked modern and the staff were really professional.

I love it when they applied the wax on. Hahahaha!! Eh, those who couldn't make it ah... you missed out big time man!! Like, BIG TIME!!!

Eye-brow waxing took drastically long though! But no complains, cause I dozed off half-way and when I woke up, the lady was still applying wax!! Haven't started tweezing away stubborn hair!! Howells, since the bed was so comfy, I decided to doze off yet again. LOL!

Time-in: 3.00pm

Time-out: 4.30pm

I was treated like a Queen for 90 minutes!! I WANNA DO IT AGAIN!! It's only my second time going for Brazilian Bikini waxing, but this time round, it is way better than my initial experience. The application of wax is to die for lah!!

Trust me, removal of body and facial hair at this place is WORTH EVERY DIME! It's at Cathay Cineplex (go to Dhoby Ghaut hor!) and the outlet is called "Mask"; just beside Ben&Jerry's. I think they're officially opening next week... Girlfriends, all of you must go and try ok!! You haven't experience life of a superstar until you get waxed clean and supple at Mask!

Editor's note: Editing begins from this point onwards because my head was still in the clouds this afternoon (no thanks to the bloody journal article) and I totally forgot to type about the most exciting part!!!!

3) MY BANGKOK TRIP!!!

I spent 5 days and 4 nights over at the capital of Thailand and it was remarkably splendid!! Sadly, unlike my Chiangmai trip last year, I didn't bring a camera along so not many photos were taken... except, of course, for my braided tresses.

Stayed over at Asia Hotel (rawks!) and it has a link to the BTS (Bangkok train system) so it was really easy for my family and I to get to Chatuchak (Holiday Market) at Mo Chit and this time round, my dad actually allowed me to go around town solo! Our hotel is at Ratchathewi, so I could easy take a train to either Siam or Chit Lom. Fucking cheap lah... only 15-20 baht for each ride. Beats having to take a taxi which would cost me 100-200 baht!

The moment we reached Bangkok (I missed my baby so much!!) and checked into the hotel, dad took us to Suan Lim Night Bazaar. Much smaller as compared to Chatuchak and a little more expensive as well, but just as fun! My mum and sis went for manicures, I bought quite a number of tops and dad went absolutely bankrupt. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!

Reached the hotel close to 1am on the first night!! Woke up early the next day and headed for my beloved Chatuchak. I've been to Bangkok thrice, and each time, we never fail to shop at the Holiday Market.

BARGAIN! BARGAIN! BARGAIN!

Bought belts, clutch-bags, seashells and many more which I can't remember at the moment. Didn't buy any souvenirs for anybody though, cause this time round, I was using my dad's cash and it ain't logical to use his money to buy stuff for my friends, is it? Moreover last year when I went to Chiangmai, I bought gifts for several people already lor...

So I'm not being stingy; just being realistic.

Though I did get a packet of shells and a hairclip for Duckie (she lent me her bag ok!!) and I got a shirt for Hoiyan (she bought me a cap from HK ok!!). Raiden... Hehehehe!!! I gotta be fair and square right? *winks*

Came back after spending close to 6 hours there and I dozed off when I layed on my bed. When I woke up, mum and sis were gone!! THEY LEFT FOR MAH-BOON-KRONG WITHOUT ME!! I got my wallet (with 2000 baht in it) and walked there alone (dad wasn't around cause he went for his foot reflexology).

Since the overhead bridge lead me to the 3rd level, I decided to shop there first. And it took me 90 minutes to complete the entire storey!!! Still got 5 more levels to explore but I decided to head back in case my parents freaked out when they realise I'm not in my room. Oh yeah, I bought yet another clutch-bag.

Brisked walked all the way back, took the lift up and just as I came out of the lift, I saw my dad going into another lift. I shouted for him and asked him where was he going to. His answer was, "Going to Mah-Boon-Krong lor... come, follow me!"

-__________-"

Walking back and forth like one idiot...

Ok lah, at the end of the entire trip (gotta cut long story short cos my fingers are aching!) I went to Suan Lum thrice, Chatuchak once, Mah-boon-krong 6 times!, Siam Discovery centre twice, Central World twice and Chinatown once.

Took tuk-tuk almost everywhere cause those bloody cab drivers are so greedy! Keep asking me for 300 baht! Forget it, man. I came here to shop, not to take taxi, so whatever! Tuk-tuk only costs me 60-80 baht. And BTS only 20 baht!

On the last night, I desperately wanted to buy a pair of skinny jeans I saw at MBK earlier in the morning (got protest going on just ouside leh!!) and my family and I were having dinner at Central World. So dad passed me 1000 baht and I WALKED TO SIAM IN THE RAIN! Call me dumb or stupid but walking alone in Bangkok and getting drenched is a new experience! And going on a holiday is about experiencing new stuff, correct?

Saw two boys begging for money along the sky-walk... gave the younger one my last 20 baht and his face lit up unlike anyone else's I've ever seen. Both the boys are brothers, so they shared the money. The sight of them made me think back on my life... I'm really priviledged; with a family, education, clothes on my back, allowances, getting chances to go overseas... And to think at times I keep comparing myself to Paris Hilton, asking people why am I not rich like her etc. But after seeing the boys, I guess I am rich and fortunate. And I am thankful (finally!).

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Hello, everybody!!!

p/s: you can stop staring at my boobs NOW.

p/p/s: i know the term "Little Miss Lucky" doesn't go well with the whole biker-chick attitude.

Friday, June 13, 2008