Monday, March 31, 2008

Raiden's Award Ceremony!!!

A buffet consisting of French cuisines was provided and I saw...

Raiden & Didier Lame

Monsieur Lame's tie is so attractive... hahaha!! I couldn't help but stare at it all night!!


PHOTOSHOOT

We're proud of you, sweetheart =)

When Didier took this photo for us, he kept saying "Petit amie... u need to move closer..."

It's not that I don't wanna move closer!! My handbag was between Raiden and I!!!

Sunday, March 30, 2008

The new game in Blogger

I told you so!

• Known to be friendly towards Prison Personnels
• Famous for their roles in the hit TV-series "TOILET-BREAK" (Prison break)
• Unlike most monkeys, the Masboscis Selapanzee dons t-shirts and pants
• Most likely to be spotted at Mandai, Bukit Timah Nature Reserve and remote areas in Choa Chu Kang
• Is presumed to enjoy feasting on berries and dew water
• The female species have yet to be talent-spotted (hopefully there isn't any!)

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Ow-chi-wawa!!

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Only IDIOTS would say stuff like...

"I actually feel very sad for your parents... and I think on behalf of them, it's my duty to tell you this; no sex before marriage. You're a nurse, you know? You should be aware of unwanted pregnancies, STDs... You're still young! Got a bright future ahead of you! Stay pure until marriage!"










I did not have sex with anyone, so you don't bloody have to "feel sorry" for my parents! They're no longer estranged, my family's not dysfunctional and I'm NOT a hooker~! Need you to tell me to abstain from intercourse until I recite my wedding vows meh?! I knew that since the day I read the 10 Commandments in my Bible! That's like, 10 years ago?

I'm not a nurse yet. So don't bring that into the picture. Plus I'm not bonded, so what makes you think I'd become a nurse once I graduate?!

Who are you to give me a talk about my personal (sex) life?! IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! You're not even my hired counsellor... just some kaypoh who wants me to "be a good girl and graduate".

Damn, you frickin' insulted me! Still claim that you're out to help me by talking about what happened...

LIAR!! After all that I've said, you're still stubbornly holding onto your belief that I was fucking someone!

I'm never gonna trust anyone ever again. This bitch, who allegedly studied psychology and counselling before, is already so stereotypical and biased against me. What more can be said about the general public?!

Cheebye!

I hope your vagina gets whalloped by maggots tonight! Serves you right for making me sound like I'm some sorta 15-dollar-prost! Mothafucking SOW! Why don't you go give your own kids such talks instead of taking up the role of other people's parents?! (read: Hypocrite!)

In my own defence (in case your minds start wondering), I didn't do anything wrong! Neither was I caught getting involved in activities learnt from the Kamasutra! I have no clue how they came to conclusions that I was spreading my legs wide open for others. If this isn't insulting, I don't know what is! Want to interrogate and anyhow accuse then say lah! Say what, wanna talk and discuss about stuff... make yourself sound so angelic and helpful. At the end of the day, you don't believe anything I tell you. What's more, you assume that I'm immoral.


I have nothing, other than "THANKS!", to say to your cow face!

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Attached to Heart Centre

-_-"

The term "Heart Centre" just freaks me out lah. Patients with cardio problems... anytime can just -sssssshhhhhh-



My uniform is so loose now!



I'M TIRED






Dorie & TONG2 knows about that freako! Ladies, STAY AWAY from him!

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Have a good laugh, peeps!

I just got my phone back from servicing. Apparently, it's a software problem -_-" Caused me so much trouble to travel from my place all the way to Wisma Atria!! I know I live near town but still, it's a hassle lah!!!

So anyway, here's the World Premier of NYP Judokas' hidden talent; disrupting each others' sleep! This all took place at Block E, level 3:

Raiden and JJ playing the "Indian Folksong" to irritate Jaya

Jaya having his revenge on the both of them!!! LOL.

WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!! Raiden, Subi and JJ were taking their afternoon nap when Jaya came into the room with the song playing at full-blast! Raiden woke up and started dancing to the beat =D JJ and Subi (in the middle) just slept through the ENTIRE ORDEAL!!

Attachment begins tomorrow. Siannnnnnnnn...

Friday, March 21, 2008

There's a reason why I'm not a huge fan of pork

No, not because my bf's a muslim and definately not because my ancestors are Malays (heck, I've never even met them!). But because people like HER make those adorable pocket-sized piglets look like chunks of rotten egg-nogs! Not only are they an eye-sore, they reek of an odious stench which can be sensed by olfactories miles away!

Apparently, some SWINE isn't pleased that Raiden has been nominated for an award because she feels that she deserves it more than he does. And, she also ain't too happy that she has all the workload piled on her piggy shoulders whereas he doesn't have to work half as much as she has to.

Aaaawww... doesn't that storyline already begin to contain a certain essence of BAD MOUTHING and ACCUSING? Super classic. Relatively old school, but me likey!


This is what SHE wrote:

just like my blog post said;
enough is enough

i had enough of the workload and everyone
why cant i get things right from all of you?!
just one simple job and end up, i'm the one doing it.
wait. not even doing. it's RE-doing. damnit.
open all your fucking eyes and ears la!
i did everything but u get all the credit. what fuck. urgh.

the event will be next week.
i'll see you receiving the award that should be mine in the first place.
i've done way lots more than u. damnit.
but they never see that. they feels that you should receive the award.
cos why? don't ask me. only u and urself know the reason.
my usage of the language may not be more than u.
perhaps that is the only thing that lacks in me. perhaps!
& due to that, i lost to u. i felt so used. argh.

who will understand me?
being the one that runs the show all the time.
the person that supposed to back me up wasn't there, always.
i wonder why u are elected in the first place?! fuck.

i am all fuming inside now. i really had enough.
now my one and only hope is for him to..
write a super excellent testimonial for me.
i did too much and this is the least he could do to recognise all my efforts.
i deserve it! In the name of God's will, i honestly deserve it.

argh. F**** just forget it lah!
no more venting your anger here.
no one would even bother to understand.
no one. absolutely no one! NO ONE!! urgh.

now i have one more job in hand that needs to be ready before school reopens.
i have no inspiration at all.
where are my motivations? where? where?
i took up this job because none of you feels comfortable doing it.
but the least you guys could do, is give me ideas. damnit.

forget it. you guys are just too busy with your anticipated lives.
boyfriend, thank u for alerting me that i'm too obssessed with my own life.
as a matter of fact, i am. i am so fucking obssessed with my own life.
doing and covering other ppl's ass! damnit.



okay. i'm done.


You guys gotta put up with her creative language cause I don't wanna amend anything that she wrote on her blog (no, I won't reveal it here). The only thing I did was to replace her name with a few *** to keep her identity a BIG (pun INTENDED) secret.

Where do I begin from her array of accusations and false judgements? There are too many angles for me to point fingers at that I seriously don't know where to start.

Alright. Let's go with Raiden being elected as the club President. You "wonder why" he was chosen eh? Simple.

GO ASK MONSIEUR DIDIER LAME!!!!!

HE is the one who made Raiden the President, HE is the one who gave Raiden a distinction in French and HE is also the person who nominated Raiden for the award (that you will not get your trotters on).

If you claim that the damned trophy (c'mon sista, it's just a piece of copper) should go to you instead of Raiden, then go speak to Didier and the lecturer in-charge of the French Club. Make your stand clear and put it across to them why they did the "wrong" thing by letting Raiden have all the glory and fame. WHY DEFAME RAIDEN ONLINE WHEN IT CLEARLY ISN'T HIS FAULT?! He fucking didn't want to be President in the first place because he had other commitments. It was Didier who persuaded him take up the post! So at the end of the day, if Raiden's performance isn't up to your expectations, whose fault is it? Who should you be ranting at?!

"my usage of the language may not be more than u. perhaps that is the only thing that lacks in me. perhaps! & due to that, i lost to u"

Eh! That is one dumb way of rebutting man! You're in the French Club, you suck in the language, and you're pissed that someone else has an edge over you because he's more fluent than you in French?! How to receive a French award when you can't even speak French to save your life? *whistles*

You mentioned that you "took up this job" as the Secretary because nobody "feels comfortable doing it".

That's the MOST STUPID thing you could ever do, am I right to say so? Why take up such huge responsibilities just because the position was vacant? Why take it up to make life easier for others? Yes, you may be a samaritan for a while, but at the end of the day, people are laughing at you for being a GIANT SUCKER! This is a mistake you cannot and should not blame others for! You took up the post willingly so you deal with the consequences. Like, seriously, aren't we all already aware that you should only take up a job if you're willing to sacrifice time, sweat and blood for it? Only fools take up jobs for foolish reasons and blame others for all the crap that's happening to them. Tsktsktsk.

Then you wanna bring "God's will" into the picture.

OH-MY-NIPPLES. I shall keep my comments to myself on this point because I love my Muslim friends ALOT! No way am I gonna let you tarnish the image that other respectable Muslims have established =)

When Raiden got word from Didier that he was nominated, he called me up to tell me the supposedly good news and he also told me this;

"Seriously lah! I think the award should go to my Secretary lah... she do alot of work leh! I dunno why they nominated me."

Woman, the guy is aware of your hard work! He hasn't been using you. Whenever you have to add finishing touches to his work, he feels bad and he tells me about it. I'm sure you're unaware of it all right? You think his an unapologetic, ungrateful and useless son-of-a-jackal right?! Let me tell you something here, HE APPRECIATES ALL THAT YOU'VE DONE! He's thankful that you're a dedicated worker and he's sorry that he's not around most of the time. I can vouch for him that he's doing all that he can to give the club a good name. As much as he hates responsibility, he does his best to attend meetings and events to prove his worth and to please Didier (and you!). Bet you also have no idea how much he respects you for being able to put so much heart into your work.

Yeaps, you don't know nuts. But whatever. As long as I know and as long as Raiden knows, that's ALL that matters. Your opinion doesn't play a part since you already have such a negative impression of him.

Initially, I did feel that the award should've gone your way instead of Raiden's. I do know about what's going on in the club. You have been treated like a slave all this while and I applaud you for hanging on until now. But after reading what you've wrote, you bloody don't deserve shit. The one thing you should receive is either a tight slap from me (for insulting my guy) or a kick in the ass from Raiden (for being ill-mannered, shameless and conceited).

Having said that, I'm sure your parents would've told you before that life is NEVER fair. So STOP going on and on about how you've done so much work but it goes unnoticed whereas Raiden just has to show his pretty face and *BOOM* a nomination comes along with it. HIS FAULT HUH?!

Face it, sweetie, you're just jealous! I don't see you blaming Didier and I certainly don't see you accusing Tristan (Vice-President) and Julien & the other Tristan (Treasurers) for not doing their part. The three of them also never attend meetings one what! Also never submit work on time, correct? Raiden does his work and tries his best to attend functions... so technically, he's not as bad as these three guys but you chose to blog about him and not them. Why? CAUSE HE GOT THE AWARD THAT YOU'RE SO DESPERATE FOR!

Touchy, touchy...

It all boils down to jealousy. Boy, oh boy... can any other sucker get lower than this? Goodness gracious me!

Thursday, March 20, 2008

I love C.A.M.P.I.N.G.!!!

However, the above title only applies if I'm with the correct group of people lah! You don't expect me to enjoy myself with nitwits who're unwilling to go out into the sun/play games/get down and dirty right?

I don't have many pictures because my digi-cam has been long damaged (and I'm lazy to go repair it). I do have a couple of pictures of Raiden sleeping in my sleeping bag. HAHAHAHA!! Super cute, I tell you! I also have videos of JJ and Raiden playing some Indian Folksong to prevent Jaya from sleeping... and Jaya having his revenge!!!

LOL.

But, I can't upload any of those for ya'll to enjoy right now because I sent my phone for servicing!! It bloody crashed on me while I was sms-ing my dad -_-" So I apologise to those who've sent me messages but didn't receive any replies. DON'T BE ANGRY OK?! Really not my fault what... I'll get my phone back on Sunday, after 3pm. So until then, I'll be kinda un-contactable.

I'm lazy to borrow a spare phone from my mum larrr...

Sunday, March 16, 2008

My limps have gone thru so much :(

A month back, I sprained my ankle during training. Dad took me to a physician for a check-up and she gave me this net-like thingy to wrap around my ankle when I go to bed at night. She also warned me not to have any cold beverages for a week.

Friday, March 14, 2008

Sentosa-ed, safari-ed, suay-ed!


Our day didn't start off very well despite making plans to spend the day at my utmost favourite hang-out in SG; Sentosa Island!

It was drizzling slightly when I reached C's place... and that lazybum was STILL SNOOZING when I walked into her room!!! I couldn't see her because she covered her entire body with her blanket. I had to ask her brother where she was and he pointed her out to me -_-"

Waited an hour for her to pack her stuff and get ready for the trip. When we finally exited from the lift to walk across the road to the nearest bus-stop, it began to pour!





AND IT POURED LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS!!!!!




I know "sky-juice" is free la, but really, I don't need so much of it in one day, thankyousoverymuch.



Here we go, first photo of the day taken while on the bus to my peaceful sanctuary (LOL.)




The moment I plonked down onto the seat, C took out her camera and asked for a shot to be taken. Well, I've ALWAYS had experiences whereby the first shot of the day would be a total disaster, so I just smirked before the lens and OMG... it turned out quite well! In fact, it was the best picture taken of the both of us THE ENTIRE DAY.

I shall smile less and smirk more! YESSSsssss!!!!



Siti was upset with the both of us because we played a big prank on her the night before, so this picture is specially edited and dedicated to HER =) May the pouts cheer you up!





Whatever modest and conservative picture-snapping stopped there. From then on, it was loads of cleavage, ass-cheeks, midriff revealing etc. So here are a few of the not-so-pornographic ones; for the sake of the minors who might be reading this =P

Thursday, March 13, 2008

13 March - THE MOMENT!

I couldn't wait for NYP to sms me my much anticipated results so I went online and checked it out at 12am this morning. Yes, everything's a pass though super disappointed for HS2082's grades. Was so aiming for a B/B+ but could only manage a pathetic C+. WHATEVER!!!

And Research Methods (omg, this IRRITATING module) got a D grade. CAUSED MY GPA TO BE SO LOW!!!!!

All in all, I got 3 Bs, 2 Cs and 1 D (argh!!! it's gonna make my cert. look damn ugly!!!).

I'm keeping my fingers crossed for my classmates to get through. I know my groupies will definately score well cause they are sho crever!

Because I passed my exams,

I'm just gonna be hospitable and invite ya'll over to my new loft for some drinks and a chilling out session =D

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

How ice-cream helped =)

On the 4th of March, I met up with two ladies whom I haven't seen in the longest while. To be truthfully honest, I was kinda apprehensive about meeting up because the three of us have had certain issues which were kinda hard to settle and so, I felt that meeting up would just trigger it all and make things worse than it already is.

But I thought to myself, if the both of them are able to put their differences aside and accomodate each other, it's about time I did the same thing, irregardless of whether or not things turned out the way I wanted it to.

We agreed to meet at Cathay's Ben&Jerry's. Ice-cream is believed to make people bounce back from slumps... and we were in serious need of endorphins!

Clara was late cause she had to go collect her dresses. So it was Siti and I who chomped on waffles and heavenly ice-cream first. Try guessing what flavour ice-cream I picked! (Hint: It's my all-time Ben&Jerry's favourite and it's NOT Chocolate Fudge Brownie!)


I am (suddenly) obssessed with BLACK! Hence, the dark ensemble.



Clara arrived soon after, and since Siti and I were already done with our sinful indulgence, that woman asked me to take photos and use my fingers to portray the numerics 1-10!




Rest assured, I already finished my share of waffles and ice-cream before this shot was taken! And I cleaned my hands sterile after it was being snapped! Another thing you guys should know is, I DIDN'T shove my entire distal phalange into my nostril; Siti took the picture from an incredibly LOW ANGLE!


If you've lost your current cravings for whatever dessert, blame this bitch! She made me do it!



Having said that (and clearing my name in the process) let's continue with the counting!!!

Monday, March 10, 2008

Crystallisation (Part 3)


Remember I once said I was "working on a project" involving crystals? Yeah, those crystal bling-blings cost me a boomin-bomb!! I don't feel a pinch in my pocket though... hahahaha! Because the final outcome is AWESOME!!


Judge for yourself.


(the pictures are kinda blur because I'm lazy to edit 'em!)