Thursday, August 31, 2006
I am so infatuated!Hady Mirza!!! I LOVE YOU SOOOOOO MUCHHHH!!!! Joakim's cute; he did quite well for tonight... My cherie amore...
JASMINE; a complete flop who was thick-skinned enough to ask others to continue supporting her. Gawd! She actually thought she could do Aretha Franklin and X'tina Aguilera?! Omgomgomg! If Trent were to watch her perform those two numbers, he'd definately scrutinise her on his blog.
I mean, come on lah, Jasmine!! You bloody know how far you're able to go with your range of vocals. And it's obvious that your stay on Idol is waaayyyyy overdued! If I were you, I wouldn't wanna further humiliate myself by staying in the competition; I'd WITHDRAW!
If you were to become the Singapore Idol (choy! touch wood!), you'll bring nothing but disgrace to Singapore. Do you dare say you have what it takes to compete with Kelly Clarkson, Guy Sebastian, Alexander and the rest of the other respective Idols? BE REALISTIC LAH! I agree with the four judges that you've improved over time... but your improvement is just NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO HELP YOU CUT AN ALBUM OR GO GLOBAL!
With you still in the running for the title, it's unfair to other competitors who can sing so much better than you. It's just unfortunate that they don't have psycho fans who're willing to vote for a idol who's NOT WORTH TIME AND MONEY WORSHIPPING!!
Jeassea, Maia, Rahimah, Emilee, Mathilda, Beverley and Nurul; these are the women whom I wouldn't mind staying on and competing with the guys. But with Jas being the one and only girl left, I'd rather another guy win. I'd rather there be another Taufik Batisah who'd do us proud than a female figure who'd leave everyone wondering if Singaporeans are plainly tone-deaf or have too much money to spare.
If neither Hady nor Jon wins Singapore Idol 2, all hell's gonna break loose in this household. THEY are the ones who're consistent and THEY are the ones who can captivate the audience with their performance and NOT JUST THEIR LOOKS. You don't see the both of them going onstage, dressed in bright colours, grinning from ear to ear, speaking with a sqeeky voice and having majorly severe hallucinations that they can actually win just based on stage presence.
It's sad to know that Hady risks being eliminated. Because there are so many IDIOTS out there who vote based on looks and because they're related to the potential idols one way or another.
YOU ALL GOT ALOT OF MONEY RIGHT?!! Dunno how to use your extra cash to buy me more Fifa merchandise meh?!! Nabeh.
All the idols have dreams of making it as a singer one day. But think about this, how long will their careers last? Hady has what it takes to succeed in the long run. Jasmine? How many albums will she be able to cut? How well will she be able to sing her songs? HAVE THESE QUESTIONS CROSSED THE MINDS OF THOSE WHO MINDLESSLY VOTE FOR JASMINE?!
Vote well, Singapore!! VOTE WELL!! Hady deserves to win more than anyone else. VOTE WISELY!!!!!!!!
Sunday, August 27, 2006
Quizzes and AnswersWell, I was bored so I decided to try out a few quizzes... and the answers are kinda remarkable!!
| You Are Rocky Road Ice Cream |
 You are most compatible with vanilla ice cream. |
| You Are Apple Pie |
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What Kind of Pie Are You?
| You Are a Peach Jelly Bean |
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What Flavor Jelly Bean Are You?
| You May Be a Bit Antisocial... |
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What Personality Disorder Are You?
| You Belong in London |
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What European City Do You Belong In?
| Your Scholastic Strength Is Deep Thinking |
 You should major in: PhilosophyMusicTheologyArtHistoryForeign language |
What Should You Major In?
| You Are 54% Vain |
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How Vain Are You?
| Your Makeup Look Is |
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| You are a Buff Girl! |
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What Kind of Girl Are You?
| You Should Wear Cropped Jeans |
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What Cut of Jeans Should You Wear?
The Girlfriend: Oh, you're such a fucking slut...
The Boyfriend: You selfish, cheap person..
My, my. Aren't comments like these to die for?! Especially when they come from dickheads.
Buh-bye~
Getting Liverpool's 2006-2007 season jersey. Yayness!
Received a great tan. WOOTS!
Survived on an average of half a meal for the last three days. Hohoho!
Liverpool just murdered West Ham. KEWL~!
SAYS WHO I'M NOT A TRUE FAN OF THE EPL?! I ONLY KNOW/LIKE PLAYERS FROM LIVERPOOL EH? I'LL PROVE YOU WRONG!
I adore players from other clubs as well, dumbo! Here's prove.
1) Arsenal:
-Theo Walcott (currently; fucking cute)
2) Aston Villa:
-Gareth Barry & Lee Hendrie
3) Blackburn:
-Brad Friedel the Goalkeeper!
4) Bolton:
-IVAN CAMPO; my dad loves him too.
5) Charlton:
-None actually. But I'd pick Kevin Lisbie if I have to.
6) Chelsea:
-Carlo Cudicini, Arjen Robben, Andriy Shevchenko (Ugh! Can't believe I'm letting you all know this!)
7) Everton:
-Mikel Arteta, Tim Cahill and Duncan Ferguson (who just left. bah!)
8) Fulham:
-Brian McBride & Luis Boa Morte & Antti Niemi
9) LIVERPOOL:
-I typed it out in caps. Need I stress for the millionth time that I adore the whole squad (including the manager, massuers & coaches)????
10) Manchester City:
-Danny Mills! Trevor Sinclair and Darius Vassel.
11) Manchester United:
-Rio Ferdinand plus Michael Carrick
12) Middlesbrough:
-Stewart Downing
13) Newcastle:
-Nolberto Solano, Belozoglu Emre, Shola Ameobi! Not forgetting the legendary Alan Shearer.
14) Portsmouth:
-Nwankwo Kanu
15) Reading:
-Newly promoted club. I know nuts about Reading FC.
16) Sheffield United:
-The same as the above team applies here.
17) Tottenham Hotspurs:
-Robbie Keane (and his somersaults)
18) Watford:
-Erm, they just started playing in the Premier League this season?
19) West Ham:
-Teddy (bear) Sheringham, Lee Bowyer, Anton Ferdinand!!
20) Wigan:
-Can I say Emile Heskey cos he was from Liverpool previously?
No, I do not like Chelsea or Everton or Man U. I just happen to like those players being listed. The red Merseysiders are still the team of my heart. Tsk tsk, keep in mind that I watch Serie A and La Liga as well. Which makes me a thorough fan of football; I don't limit myself to just English football.
And for the record, I do (occasionally) watch the local S-league. I dare say, I'm more patriotic than you as well. Did you know I was at the National Stadium doing the Kallang wave with other Singaporeans back in 2004 when S'pore beat Indonesia to win the Tiger Cup? Did you know that? Hmm???
Think before you speak and speak words of intelligence sayang. It won't do you any good when I publicly humiliate you.
Love ya.
Friday, August 25, 2006
PLEASE!Can someone tell me why fucking Jasmine Tye is still in the running for the coveted Singapore Idol title?! If there's anyone who's gonna represent Singapore at the international level, it's definately NOT gonna be Jasmine. Or Twohill. Or Gomez.
Rahimah, the rocker chic, got ousted on the 5th week. And just last week, Mathilda, the jazz babe, got knocked out. Then tonight, Nurul the noodle girl is no longer in the competition. GAWD! Quit voting for the wrong people lah! When Gurmit read out the results, Jasmine actually got the second highest number of votes!! Just slightly behind Hady and ahead of Jonathan.
WTF IS GOING ON?!?!
Last week! Last week! I was, and still am, very angry with last week's results. Hady, Mathilda and Jon were the bottom three.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?! They are the best three singers and they got less votes as compared to those mediocre wannabes?! OMG! Gurmit stresses EVERY WEEK that we have to "keep voting for our favourites to keep them in the competition". Yes, Mr Singh, WE KNOW we have to vote. And friends/fans/family of Jasmine and Paul are voting non-stop which is why Mathilda, Rahimah and Emilee are out.
Here are the names of the idols whom I hope to see at the finals:
1) Hady
2) Jonathan
*No sign of the potato sack, addams' family kid and dancing monkey*
Ok, LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!!
Today's paper was relatively easy... but I already lost one mark due to INCORRECT CALCULATION OF BMI! Dammit. People calculated 31 but I got 26 as my answer (don't ask me how I managed to do so). Nursing interventions were not so bad... at least I can confidently say that I'm no longer as braindead as I was when school first started. Hahas!
Oooohhhhh!!!! The exam invigilators today, I tell you, two of them really looked like local celebrities man!
It so happened that I was shading my name and admission number on my OMR form when this lady with tinted hair walked past my table, we had eye-contact, and I realised she was a dead ringer for Cheryl Fox! Yes, NO JOKE! Her name is Miss Dorothy, if I recall correctly. LoL! I peeped at her lanyard when she was collecting my answer booklet.
That's just one of them. The other invigilator, Miss Karen, bared an uncanny resemblance to Felicia Chin. The shape of her face, her hairstyle, her skin tone, her smile, her figure... she could easily pass off as the actress.
And that Andy... that horny Andy Goh!!! When we were all outside the examination hall discussing our answers, he said he couldn't concentrate half the time because there was "alot of distractions". I gave him that stoned look. "What distraction?" He claimed he was unable to concentrate entirely on his paper because whenever Miss Karen did her rounds, he would stop writing and watch her do the catwalk.
-_-"
When I called him a pervert, he told me that he was just admiring her because a woman's body is a work of art.
PLEASE LAH, ANDY! SHE'S OUR LECTURER SIA! ADMIRE SOMEONE FROM YOUR ERA CAN?!
Wooh!! Today was extremely fun!! Nah, didn't go for the swim in the end cause Miss Chiobu Shidah had something on. It's been postponed to Saturday (which is tomorrow actually). So no swimming, but I had a blast at Little India with Moonie, Pras and Arlene!
First we had lunch at Komala's (to be precise, THEY were the ones eating away... not me) and then we roamed the streets of Little India. The place is kinda cool; why haven't I been appreciating it? Well, now I do =)
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!
All four of us had our brows threaded. WAHAHAHAHAHA!! I'm still trying to get used to the new archs I have above my eyes. The last time I shaped them was way back in 2004 and I received alot of weird comments. Some say I look more fierce, some starred at me for long periods of time but couldn't tell what was the exact difference in my features and one idiot even said I looked like an "opera singer".
Bah! I'm not gonna give two hoots about what people are gonna say this time. MY BROWS REMAIN! And oh, we had facials as well!! The owner of the parlour was fucking generous man. Since all four of us wanted to thread our brows and have facials, she did our brows FOR FREE and gave us a discount for our individual facials.
Wowzie howzie doo! Today is a damn good day (apart from the fact that I got my BMI question wrong and Jasmine is still in S'pore Idol). Overall, a pretty good start to the holidays.
TOMORROW!
Swimming, swimming, blue! A total of six future healthcare practitioners will be going to the wavepool at Jurong. Moonie, Pras, Arlene, Yvonne, Shidah and yours truly. Then after splashing around in the water till my fingers become all shrivelled like prunes, I'll be meeting Kell kell kell kell kell kell kell for dinner at town!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God bless me; a truly wonderful start to 41 days of holidays.
Oh man, Moon has already planned a class holiday to Genting Highlands during our december break. Howells, if it wasn't for our different attachment time slots this holidays, we would off on our way in two days' time. Eight people have confirmed with Moon and I about the trip. It's gonna be fun; truckloads of fun! We'd be taking a night coach, have a couple of rooms in the hotel and in the middle of the night, when everyone's sound asleep, all eight of us are going to the slopes leading to Genting and snap lotsa photographs of ourselves shivering in the cold winds.
December ah, December... faster come leh!! I WANNA GO GENTING WITH NR0608!!!!
And how can I forget about our class barbeque coming up in September?! Coolness man! Miss Doreen will also be joining us along with Siying and Cheryl... it's been a long time since I last saw those two babes. From what I managed to dig out of the "Food committee", there'll be chicken wings, otak, satay, stingray, hotdogs yadda yadda yadda and I can't eat them cause of my new dietary routines. BLAST IT!
Uh-huh... one more minute to the stroke of midnight. Gotta go off now; meeting Arlene and Yvonne real early tomorrow morning. Nitex!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAYA!!! YOU'RE 21!!!!
Thursday, August 24, 2006
Almost there! Just almost!!!I'll be having my last paper tomorrow morning at 8.30am. Buahahahaha!! School officially ends at 10.30, afterwhich, it's time for me to go for a lil' swimming with the other nurses. Getting really out of shape eversince the semestral exams started. Must be the stress level. Stress = eat. Hahaha! I think it was after my second paper when I asked my dad for a gym membership and he looked at me as though I'd lost it.
Our conversation went something like this:
Me: Papa, I want to go gym. Can give me membership?
Dad: *flabergasted look* Huh?! You want gym membership for what?!
Me: Exercise lah! I want 6 pac. Hahaha!
Dad: Go do sit-ups lah.
Me: Yah lah... go gym do lah!
Dad: Here also can do what... come, do now!
Me: AH?!?!
Dad: *walks into bedroom and tells mum* That big one wants gym membership leh... siao! At home can exercise but wanna go gym.
WEI!!! I currently have no waist leh... cannot help me get abs meh?? Neber mind, neber mind! I'm on a strict exercise regime now, so in about three months time, I'll flash my abs at him and go, "See! All DIY one. YOU CAN OR NOT?!". LoL~!
Ok, my parents (especially daddykins) might have a slight perception that I'm crackers. I don't deny being a little too looney at times, but why be so serious right?! Let loose and you'll see less facial lines, grey hair and menopause.
Don't believe huh? Just take me for an example. Got any wrinkles on my face not? Any grey hair? Still having menses or not??
No wrinkles, but got zits (still growing mah... big, bigger, BIGGEST!). Not a grey hair in sight cause Tim does a great job in colouring my strands everytime I pay him a visit at X'pect Studios. As for the monthly thingy... I STILL MUST WASTE MONEY BUYING STUPID PADS OK!! So nope, I'm NOT going through menopause just yet. Gimme another three more decades ok?
I further ruined my reputation this morning when I woke up at 3am and couldn't get back to sleep. "Borrowed" my sis' mp3 but the songs in there all suck! My goodness, the both of us are really like chalk and cheese man. I'm definately the cheese... dairy product!! Gives you plenty of calcium and very nice to squeese. Her? Totally straight and stiff throughout. WAHAHAHAHA! Kidding kidding. My father says hers will be bigger than mine wor! She'll also be taller than me. BAH! W-h-a-t-e-v-e-r.
Alamak, go off track liao! Fuck.
So listened to her MP3 for about an hour and realised that I was wasting the precious minutes in my life. So I took the lappy and watched cartoons on Youtube from 4am to a freaking 8am! My dad woke up around 6.30 and saw me with the lappy on my lap and with earphones. As always, the spastic look was on his face. HAHAHAHAHA! Cannot tahan... too funny already lah!
He thinks I'm psycho, alright. Yeaps, no doubt about that.
I was watching my favourite Disney movie of all time; Aladdin! He kinda reminds me of someone... especially when he asked Jasmine if she trusted him.
"Can take bus from the other side to Toa Payoh... trust me. TRUST ME!"
Ah, it's all in the past. Come next month, all's over. Rightnow must concentrate on getting those killer abs. If Zoe Tay can do it, I ALSO CAN! But mine will be better than hers cause I don't have the help of slimming pills to get rid of my water weight. Gonna ask my dad to be my personal trainer. Hahaha! He did have abs back in the late 1990s, but after we shifted to Ang Mo Kio, his hunky figure all went to hades. Tsk tsk, told you AMK was a bad choice! Now my turn to get the pacs... and mine are STAYING ok!
My ideal weight; 48kg. I'm currently a damned 52kilos. Fuck all the char kway teow and brownies lah! Make me look so pregnant. Other people lose weight when they stress, I'm the exact opposite. And to think my metabolism is sky-high but I still got flab... just imagine how much I tuck into. BY THE TRUCKLOAD AH!
Nah, I won't think about that bulge of mine any longer. Why must dwell on all the unhappy thoughts? Last paper is this thursday! And on Friday, there's tonnes that I need to do. First, I gotta pack my room cause my grandparents will be moving in at the end of the month and after that, I'll be meeting dearest Kelly for dinner and some catching up! It's been two months since I last saw her and Kathy. *Cry* Kathy's no longer working at Billy's because of.... Ugh!! That fucker! Make poor Kat go through so much... Fuck you!
So glad the hols are in a few days' time. I can go back to work!! Hahaha! Mandy's leaving at the end of August (finally!), can earn more $$$ to buy more clothes, can learn how to make that new alcoholic milkshake (bacardi and rum is it? dunno lah!) and I'm a senior staff now, so I can boss those new people around. Hahahahaha!!!
Please lah... you think I'll do such a thing meh? Blardy hell.
I realise SOMEONE has been blogging the exact same way as me. Copycat. Fuck off. Dunno how to come up with your own style of writing and your own choice of words meh? Fucking irritating with such idiots around to just write like you and the worse part is, she thinks she can be the next Wendy Cheng and that her England berry powderful. Suck balls! I'll be frank here; there are alot of grammatical errors, spelling errors and some parts of your entries are unclear (as in not well elaborated so others have no crap idea what you're tryin' to say).
*smirks*
As written in my profile, I'll take it in my stride that others NOTICE me. How many of you people get noticed and copied? Not many, I suppose. Cannot blame these mindless creatures for trying to be like me. My readership has increased to an average of 350 every month. *sinister laugh* Do YOU have that?
Go find your own style of writing lah, for Heaven's sake. Be original! Be yourself! There's a reason why God made you you. If he plans for you to copy others, he might as well just make that person a twin and save the trouble of bringing you into this world right? You are yourself. So write like how you usually write and quit trying to be someone you're not.
"A nurse has to recognise that every client is unique and different. Therefore, a nurse should not be judgmental and has treat everyone equally; regardless of race, social status, religion and culture."
See? They even teach us that no single being on earth is 100% identical. I was born to be a nurse.
Aisey man!!!!
Sunday, August 20, 2006
Oh no, I think I just fell in love with Theo Walcott.
Saturday, August 19, 2006
Guess!!Yes, guess which movie is this beautiful soundtrack from. No prizes for getting it right ;P
Pride can stand a thousand trials
The strong will never fall
But watching stars without you
my soul cried
Heaving heart is full of pain
Oh oh the aching
'Cuz I I'm kissing you, ooh
I, I'm kissing you ohh
Touch me deep, pure and true
Give to me forever
'Cuz I I'm kissing you, ooh
I, I'm kissing you ohh
Where are you now
Where are you now
'Cuz I oh I'm kissing you
I, I'm kissing you ohh
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OMG! OMG! Check out this videos! Oh, I am gonna die a happy girl!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpT9n_6DEqY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8jz_wEIo6o
... and I find this really CUTE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gowEk32RCWk
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
You Have Not Lived....if you havent tried studying 12 hours STRAIGHT!
my gawd... if sociology takes me 4 days to complete, psychology might take me 4 years. (afterall, what's more difficult than to study humans? tsk!)
Sunday, August 13, 2006
FA COMMUNITY SHIELDFull time score: Liverpool 2-1 Chelsea
Proud to be a LIVERPOOL fan!! Once a Reds supporter, a Reds supporter for life!
Gerrard and Carragher looked so good with the shield. Next up, the EPL trophy. Or even better, be Champions of Europe once again!
*** -You'll never walk alone- ***
Monday, August 07, 2006
Night life... at Jalan KayuHougang Point and Jalan Kayu seems to be the two places which I have been spending most of my time. The other two bitches are damn happy because they live damn near these two places whereas I live furthest away. Aiyah, wanna blame oso must blame AMK for not having 24 hour foodcourt or coffeeshop (which sells good food) near my place.
UNFAIR SIA!!!!!
So Hougang Point is our dessert heaven. Haha! Thanks to Salmon who was the one who brought me there first, I am now truly addicted to the Mango Ice. Yummy! WITHOUT CONDENSE MILK HOR! But last Friday's serving was fucking horrible. The amount of mango sauce they gave me was overflowing... literall overflowing till my fingers also kena when I took to bowl to the alfresco. And, the worst part is, all the mango pieces were SOUR!
Eh, auntie! I look pregnant is it? Wah lao... I popped the first piece in my mouth and I couldn't open my eyes after that. Fucking taste of all the citric acid gushing out to fill the corners of my mouth. My gawd!
Then just yesterday, the three of us planned to have some Jalan Kayu prata at around... 5am? Yeaps. The initial idea was the have me, creeping out of the house (without dad's consent), hail a cab, go to Siti's place, pick her up, go to Clara's place, pick her up then move on to Prata Paradise.
But guess what?!
My alarm rang, I off-ed it, went back to sleep!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think it was around 6.30am that I received an sms from Siti, saying something like, 'Eh, woman! I thought we were suppose to meet at 5.30? Now already 6.30!" But after reading it, I just knocked off yet again. Too shagged to get up lah!
In the end, I left the house at 11am. Had a quick shower, washed up, used the moisturiser Clara bought and couldn't decide on what to wear. Heck! Just put on what I wore the previous night to Hougang Heaven. PROTECT ENVIRONMENT! Left the house at 11.30am.
Wahahahaha! Flight kena delayed by 6 whole hours. LoL~! Picked Siti up at her bus-stop and went to Clara's lobby (bloody hell... LOBBY LEH!!) and headed for Prata Paradise.
I had two cheese pratas. Very nice, I tell you. The hot/melted cheese just enhances the taste of the prata very well. Lovely lovely!! Belle and Cinderella chose to have one cheese prata and one plaster prata each. Plaster prata very nice meh? Looks so....ordinary. Mr Beast (wahahaha!) had the exact same as his beauty, afterwhich, he and Cinderella shared an Ice-cream prata which had a brown HEAD! Ew.
I took a video of Beast attacking the head and Cindie going for the scrotum. I'M NOT JOKING. Scrotum with whipped cream tastes nice doesn't it? Yummy! The whip of Jasmine does wonders to whipped cream.
ANYWAY!
Once we were done with the cheese, the plasters, the ice-cream, the cokes and the dinosoe, we went to (of all places), The Animal Resort. Stupid Siti suggested that we walk into the Resort... which took us HALF AN HOUR!
With Singapore's weather... YOU WANT US TO WALK!!
Reached our destination, fed the ponies and goat some carrots. Dickson loves the pony's teeth. Clara and I fell in love with the little bunnies. The feeling you get from all the tiny babies nibbling food from your palm... hahaha!! TICKLISH! Even when the food were all gone, they were licking my palm with their cute little tongues. I WANT A BUNNY FOR CHRISTMAS!
Spotted a couple of dogs which in turn reminded me of my late Rocky. Miss him tonnes... my baby boy.
The ones I absolutely fell in love with were this baby German sheperd (who had recently just been flown in from Germany) and a baby Shetland sheepdog. OMG! I might consider being a dog breeder in the future.... MIGHT! Cos if I really do become a breeder for canines, Siti will be in a lot of trouble. Hahaha!
We left the farm at about 4.30, I guess. We were walking back to Jalan Kayu when we spotted a Dalmatian... Siti freaked out first. THE DALMATIAN CHASED US, THREE GIRLS OK! It's not that I was afraid... but it looked ferocious with those eyes so I kinda ran a lil bit.
Dickson: Eh! You three don't run lah! DON'T RUN! You run it will run after you. It thinks you are playing with it! *waves the dog away* Okok, enough enough. Go away. *dog goes away*
What the heow!
And to think I'm the one who grew up with dogs. Pui! That Dalmatian also another one... Dickson so big size, got squeese-able butt, don't wanna chase. Go and chase the girls. Next time go for the better bait lah.
So yeah, that roughly rounds up my Saturday. NEVER STUDY ONE BIT. Die die die. Which explains why I have to start mugging like, NOW! So, bye bye!
PS: No more updates till my last paper is over. That'll be... after the 24th of August. Good luck to those having killer-examinations too. NR0608, ALL THE WAY!!! Bitches&Beast, stay cool. I'll be back in a week or two. Hey, that rhymes! Stay cool, I'll be back in a week or two! Woots! My poem skills rawk!
Sitting by the fountain,
and hear the splashes of water.
Eating her epok-epok,
and epok-epok.
AND GARLIC BREAD!
We can see the Morning Glory,
and the Coconut tree.
Everything,
by the side of the fountain.
STOP!