Sunday, May 29, 2005

A bumpy, beyond bumpy, ride of a lifetime!

BAH! I gotta mug for my Chinese test which is 2 days from now. Shall just do a short recount of what happened this past few days.

21st May 2005

Planned to catch a movie with Siti, Amal, Hajar, Pard and Fir. But SOMEONE backed out last minute saying that she was 'drunk' and wasn't sober enough to join us in town. What da Heck?! In the end, just had lunch with those gals at Sakura and did a lil' window shopping, which by the way, isn't the most exciting thing to do.

Dining at Sakura. (Magic Wok close lah)


Here's us in the toilet, waiting for Hajar.


LOOSEN UP, EVERYONE!!! (me & my scrunched-up face)


25th May 2005

Received a letter from Leon that my parent had to meet the Principal/Vice-Principal before collecting my result-slip. I AM SPEECHLESS! What kind of bull is this, HUH?! I got 6th place in class and I still gotta get lectured by someone who THINKS he/she knows me very well??? It's just crappy.

I studied half my ass off to get to where I am now! I know it's not good enough but has it ever occured to Leon that I've only been in school a month before SA1 began?! And considering I can be amongst the top in class, she should be kissing my feet!

I went home, showed Dad the letter and *KaBoom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

"Wah lan eh, KIMBERLY!!! You only passed 2 subjects???!!! blah blah blah* and he goes on and on about how I'm wasting my final year and that I should've gone to Singapore Poly to get my (unwanted) diploma. Hey, this is only my first setback. Giving up on me so soon? SO BE IT.

Fell sick that night. Nose bled frequently and coughed out blood at one point of time. But who's worried? Not me. And I got 2 days MC which meant... I COULD WATCH THE FINALS BETWEEN AC MILAN AND LIVERPOOL! *I love stevie gerrard, oh yes, I DO!*

26 May 2005

Maybe God was just showing me a lil' pity by broadcasting a game which nearly made me faint and weep my eyes dry! I've never watched a game where one team let in 3 goals in the 1st half but came back in the 2nd half and clinch the title because they have a goalie who's undeniably SUPERB in his performance


WAH! Those are MY men, baby! Who's says they were lucky eh? It was Milan who were complacent. PUI.


"We are the Champions, my friend! And we'll keep on fighting till' the end!"

-As a Liverpudlian, I know I'll never walk alone-

27 May 2005

HOLY CHOCO-MOLY! Stayed back in school after Mother Tongue drilling to give Steph and Jen chinese spelling. HAHAHAHAHA! (it's all for a good cost lah!) Afterwhich, we yakked about a certain girl who's ego weight could kill a 10 foot tall woolly mammoth. Tsk tsk... this particular git better learn to be honest, modest, humble and conservative if she wishes to excel in the future.

Reached home around 5.30pm and Dad said we were having dinner at TONY RAMA'S!! woohoo~ But I couldn't down my portion of the meal in the end, so what the hell!

it didn't end here though... IT WAS MOVIE TIME!!! Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith is one heck of a movie that's worth EVERY penny in your pocket! I'm telling you, it's better than Lord of the Rings, Kingdom of Heaven or any other movie that you deem "brilliant".

Those films are NOTHING compared to the one I just watched! So yups, you're missing out if you don't catch it SOON.... *hint hint to xueli*

Here's Anakin Skywalker... Aaaawwww!!!! Simply too cute to resist!!!


And then he goes on to become this bloody villian, which I must say, is really sexy looking. This is probably the one & ONLY villian I will ever fancy.



ALAMAK!!! GOT TO GO LIAO. byebye!

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

DON'T PISS ME OFF

English --> C5
Mathematics --> F9
Science --> E8
Chinese --> E8
Humanities --> B4

Such wonderful results eh? Can anyone beat that? *purr*

I am so god damned, unbelievably sick and tired of people telling me how badly I've done.
Yes, i have eyes! I CAN SEE FOR MYSELF thankyouverymuch!
So why are there 15 year old girls, who've yet to experience the true meaning of failure, coming up to me and say 'I worry for you'?!
Will these little minors please stop all the 'I am very concern about you' kinda shit?!
I'm 17 ok? I don't need advice from someone who's lived on Earth for a shorter period of time.

If you are so fucking concerned, why do you enjoy talking about school work during phone conferences?!
TO REMIND ME THAT YOU'RE SMARTER THAN MY FRIENDS AND I?!
Get a life, will ya? I don't bloody need to know.

"Aiyah... you got how many subjects only? If you don't pass all then something sure wrong one lor."
KNNBCCB! This is what I get for introducing you to my friends?
Thanks for the deliberate humiliation, my dearest cousin!
The problem with you is, you study in a fucking respectable school and have not yet seen the performance of average (as in really average) students.
So don't go on assuming that everyone can score as well as you! Damn it!
Remember how you once made a comment that offended Nick and I? Hur hur... and you still have the fucking cheek to HANG UP ON US and cry those CROCODILE TEARS?!
tsk tsk... God bless your under-exposed soul =)

Harris was wondering why I was being so bitchy during last night's conference.
Reason is simple; SHE rambled about my academic performance without thinking twice about whether it would hurt me or not.
So yeah, I shall blog without considering how she would feel after reading it.
Boy, this is a good way of getting back at dickheads.

My patience level is running low on her.
FORGET IT! I'M GONNA RANT AND RANT AND RANT UNTIL SHE CRIES A TSUNAMI.
Why were you calling and messaging me NON-STOP on the day my results were released?!
Are you really that concern, waiting to compare my results with yours or just plain K-PO?!
I think you lean slightly more towards the busybody part.
And when JAE results came out, you were bugging me to tell you which school I got into.

I GOT IN EAST VIEW SECONDARY SCHOOL!!!!!
You happy now? huh?!! Have I ever asked you about how you did in school?!
When you failed English (oops..), have I ever said things like "Haiz... I only got A2 not A1. So lan right?"?!!
Never right?! So why are you doing it to me?!
You'd better thank your lucky stars that my boiling point is sky-high.
I failed 3 out of 5 subjects. SO?! At least wo hui zuo ren!
I don't talk about other people's sensitive issues, I don't keep going on and on about how badly someone flared his exams... I KNOW WHICH RAW NERVE I SHOULD NOT TOUCH!

But sadly, you don't seem to have the initiative to STOP hurting me indirectly.
NOW IT'S MY TURN, SO BRACE YOURSELF FOR THE ULTIMATE BITCHING!
I am aware, erm actually I KNOW, you've been harbouring a crush on Kuanjie.
HAHAHAHA!!! Mr Mysterious lives in the west? Tell me which school is he from?!
What is his favourite colour?! What's his height?! What subjects does he take?!
In actual fact, he lives in the East, attends East View Secondary, likes pink, stands at 1.74m tall, takes biology and he's SUPER NICE to give you 100++ missed calls right?!

Please stop denying all the crap that he was introduced to you be a 'friend' ok?
HE WAS INTRODUCED TO YOU BY YOURS TRULY!
And oh yah, you claim that you've never saved any of his pictures eh?
How did you manage to show it to your other friends?!
C'mon... I've been in a mixed school for more than 10 years. How can I not know how such things work?!
Gimme a break and just admit it. It'll make your load less of a burden.

I also find it peculiar how you can call people to join conferences and hang up when they aren't able to.
When you dialled Kuanjie's number and he wasn't able to call in, you can say through the other line, "Kim... KJ cannot call leh. how?"
What a nice tac-tic... who was the one who kept insisting on calling him huh?!
So it's my fault that you can't chat with your Prince Charming lah!
Not forgetting, he was able to hear the comment... you damn fucking clever you know?
Make it sound as if I WANTED HIM TO CALL.

Here's another reason why I change my idea of cohibiting with you.
You think you'e a know-it-all.
If i say that Kuanli was in Sec1 when Harris was in Sec3, DON'T TRY TO BE A SMART ASS by saying "No... when Kuanli in Sec1, Harris should be Sec4!".
How long have you known both of them?! Do you know who studies in which class?!
Tsk tsk... now I know why there are so many in Cresent Girls' who can't stand you.

Lastly, quit telling me that people always refer to you as a 'Xiao mei mei'.
They wanna address you that way than let them lah!
Complain so much for what?! What can I do? Give a portion of my height to you is it?
NABEI!
A young boy once asked me "Aunty, now what time?" but did I REPEATEDLY complain and complain and complain?!
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because I know how irritating it can be for the person listening.

In a nutshell, you are fucking inconsiderate, immature, irritating and ********!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU WILL NEVER BE LIKE ME AND VICE VERSA!
why do you keep lying to yourself?! you told someone that you are 'quite wild'.
yeah right... I 'believe' you to a large extent.
Bet you don't even know how to grind a guy while dancing... call yourself a wild child?
*cringe*