Monday, October 29, 2007

Rihanna said, "Shut up and drive"

But since I don't have a license, I'll just ask you to simply shut up and DIE. Yes, I'm openly cursing the lifespan of the fucking irritant who can't seem to keep her unnecessary comments to herself.

If I choose to borrow Shidah's mirror to adjust my contacts halfway through during biology, it's clearly MY problem because it is MY eye that I'm touching (doesn't cncern you the least bit).

Think I couldn't hear you say that I suffer from Somatoform Disorder? Please lah, I have ears lah!

Some girls are just born to be cheesebun numbfucks. I don't understand why they can't keep their trap taped up sometimes. Boohoo, cry me a river, BITCH.

Let me do a lil' recalling about my class BBQ back in 2006:

I love it when I can spend time with my groupies.
I love the beach.
I love the chicken wings prepared by Dorie.
I love Seri's orange juice.
I love the wind blowing in my face.
=)

BUT
I
FUCKING
HATE
BICYCLE
THIEVES,
GREEDY
ASSES
WHO
CAN'T
BBQ
THEIR
OWN
FOOD
AND
BIRD-BRAINED
PEOPLE
SPILLING
ORANGE JUICE
ON
ME.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Who doesn't love denim?!

Take note: Due to the growing number of people who're beginning to dress like me (for reasons which will become very clear after extremely intensive psychoanalysis), I shall not mention where I go clothes-shopping anymore. Good for you if you're able to hire a P.I. to follow me around. But if you're unable to fork out the dough to have me spied on, TOO BAD! You're gonna have to ask me where I bought the cute top/trendy jeans from personally and I'll tell you the exact location if I've a good hair day =)

I FINALLY MET DILLY!!!!

After more than a year of not meeting up face-to-face, we're finally able to see each other and have a real conversation over Swensen's ice-cream! Not that our past conversations with each other were "unreal", but it was mostly through MSN because the girl ditched me in Singapore and she flew over to the lovely New Zealand (you mean you didn't bring back any sheepskin for me to make a new coat with?! You're evil!!!).

But voila! She came back two weeks ago and my hands were smeared with chilli crab gravy when she gave me a surprise call. Hahahaha!! According to her, I sounded damn "fierce".

So what else is new? The two most common things that people tell me is,

1) I look like a Malay/Indonesian
2) I'm very fierce

C'mon man, Dil! You are aware that I am not a fiery person unless provoked right?! And judging from the current situation that I'm in, I don't blow up or get aggressive, that is, if a person don't go too far with his/her sickening tac-tics.

Alright, enough with the much hated digression; WE WENT SHOPPING FOR NEW DENIMS! I made up my mind to buy two pairs, faded blue and grey, but upon arrival to that place, they had so many colours and shades available that I was simply spoilt for choice! Their mannequin was dressed in a lime-green pair and it looked really good! So I, being all adventurous and stuff, actually picked up a bright green pair and tried it on!

But once I looked at myself in the mirror, I knew the fashion police would come after me immediately if I were to wear it beyond my front door, so I chose to stick to safer colours (and safer waters).

I decided to just get the grey pair and a navy blue one for Duckie. The faded blue one, though really cute-looking, just didn't go well with my leg structure and skin tone. Dang!

I spent about one hour looking high and low for my jeans and Duckie's when Dil called to say that she's reached! One hour of scouting and I didn't feel bored or tired at any point of time; that's how wide their range of denims is!

The moment Dil stepped into the shop, she was just staring at the shelves wide-eyed mouthed a very loud, "WHOA!". Well, that's the sorta reaction you portray when you're spoilt for choice. Right, girlfriend?

She bought her pair and off it was to shopping centre number two. My all-time favourite clothes store had new arrivals and they were having 20% discount STORE-WIDE! I purchased a brown off-shoulder top for a bargain of just $15. Cheap or what?! And we're not even in Bugis!!

Dilly bought me a pair of square-hooped earrings. Really pretty and unique!! Thanks babe! I am so gonna wear it to my grandma's birthday bash next month and have my cousins envy the shit out of me! Hahaha! My only fear is that my nephews might rip it off my earlobe =X You know how "curious" little toddlers are these days eh? They simply let their hands wonder everywhere to touch everything (human body parts included!).

But whatever. I still love my darling boys to bits!

Yes, I've lost 4kg because I ran 3km almost every night during the period when I was having attachment at KKH. Am trying to maintain my current weight but that sadistic woman brought me to Swensen's and I fell into temptation.

Oh, for the love of God!!! Why?! WHY?! WHY?!?!?!

I stuck to fruity flavours (mango and orange sherbet) with a dab of marshmellow sauce. Dil, on the other hand, went for the ultra sinful Sticky Chewy Chocolate and... what's the other satanic flavour you had?! Can't recall, but it's way filled with calories (ok, I know I'm beginning to sound like a damned bimbo who doesn't care about anything else other than her weight, but you can't blame me for it. Blame the assholes who've been calling me fat and reminding me constantly that my hips are huge) and she asked them to top it up with hot fudge sauce!!!

DERLINDER!!!!!! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!

Despite buying only one pair of jeans when I should've bought two, despite getting a new top that Raiden's prolly gonna kill me for, despite binging on ice-cream when I'm 'spose to watch my intake of food, I still wanna say a HUGE "Thank you" to the girl who made this day a very pleasant and enjoyable one! Dilly, I love the earrings and yes, the next time we hang out, it'll be AT NIGHT! No sun to kill our skin cells.


Update: NYP Inter-club Judo Competition on 17th November. Team Wolverine: David, Kim, Jaya. Train hard, guys! The gold trophy is NOT impossible. All the best to the other judokas taking part. See you on the flipside ;)

Update (2): Ward posting for IMH released! I'll be working alongside arlene, sangeeta, zaki, andy, ziyu, shermeen, weihua, geraldine & haikel. *phew* This batch is so much better as compared to SOME of those I'm attached with at SGH.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

When's the next break ah?!

Sunday, October 14, 2007

When all else fails

The next time you try to brat around with me, I'm not just gonna ask you to piss off my face.

Imma shove my lollipop up your nostrils to make my point.

-i have NEVER lost a physical fight to someone YOUR size-

Saturday, October 13, 2007

It's over and done with!

Three weeks have past!! Woohoo!! Come to think about it, although I've wished the days at SGH would pass by faster than usual, my time back at Ward 64 did go by pretty quick. But then again, school starts for me on Monday, so WHAT THE HELL!

I know this surgical attachment would've been so much more enjoyable if Andy and Dorie were around. Hahaha! Dorie would be up to all her nonsense in the cubicles and I could always depend on Andy being my punching bag during my break-time and bitch to him about dumb-asses! But sadly, both of them weren't around this time round.

Thank goodness for Wei Hsin!

Guess I had a relatively good time working with her despite not knowing her personally. Well, what can I say? You don't expect either of us to depend on that lamb breeder, would you (inside joke)? =P

No pictures this time round... I know it's sad =(

I made a new friend at SGH. Nope, not a fellow student nurse or a registered nurse... but a PATIENT. Hahahaha! She's super fun to crap with during the "slack hours". WH and I exchanged cell phone numbers with her on our last day.

And speaking of my last day, OMG! There was a tea ceremony in the ward! The groom's mummy happens to be on DIL status so they have no choice but to have it held in the hospital. And because his mum's my patient, and I transferred her by bed over to a private room, EN Fadillah and I were made to stay and witness it all!

FREE FOOD!!

Wahahahahaha!!! Nah, I just accepted their fries and a couple of nougets.

A tea ceremony on my last day seh... NOT BAD AT ALL. But I was in my unglam uniform. Ergh! And I had my hair pulled back with a hairband and a handful of clips. Double ergh!

Thursday, October 04, 2007

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

What ever happened?! I am flabbergasted at the way we were being treated. It's like we're at their mercy!

I ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY HATE IT!

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Thou shall not hold grudges

It can't be helped. The poor lady's suffering from schizophrenia and has a history of despression. I didn't know how to react this morning when she threatened to rip of my skin and bite me (!!!!). To sum it all up, she even asked me to chew some guy's dick. HAHAHAHA!!! Scary old woman. She threw the alcohol swap at me when I finished taking her hypocount. -_-"

Some innocent doctor also kena marah. Sial ah!

When Abigail wheeled a patient passed her bed to go to the toilet, that lady looked at the other patient and said, "So fat and still want others to push you to toilet on wheelchair!!"

If this is not an occupational hazard, I don't know what is! Lol! I pity the other patient who got reprimanded for no rhyme or reason. =P

This lady's name, once translated into English, means "Jasmine".

Gosh!!

The curses of the Jasmine flower.

WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!!!!!!