Tuesday, November 07, 2006

I WANNA MARRY A RICH GUY WHO'S TALL, DARK AND HANDSOME!

HE HAS TO BE AN AVID SPORTS FAN; PREFERABLY SOCCER.

HIS HAIR CANNOT BE LONGER THAN MINE. DOESN'T MATTER IF HE'S A METROSEXUAL.

I HIGHLY EMPHASIZE ON THE LENGTH OF HIS LOWER LIMPS AND THE WIDTH OF HIS THIGHS!

IT WOULD BE BEST IF HE HAS A FEW SCARS COS IT'LL PROVE THAT HE'S A REAL MAN.

PLEASE HAVE WASHBOARD ABS!!!!!

AND HAVE THE COURAGE TO WALK UP TO THOSE PEOPLE WHOM I CANNOT STAND AND PUNCH THEM TILL THEY FALL INTO A DEEP SLEEP AND CAN'T BE REVIVED.

THEN I WOULD APPRECIATE IT VERY MUCH IF HE COULD HELP ME BURY THEM.

Not to much to ask for right? So, any takers? =)

*only full-fledged males may apply. at least 175cm in height. thanks!


Shadow stepped, body touched, soul crashed at 1:21 pm.