Friday, August 19, 2005
Eh, kau tau tak pantat kau ada kurap? GELI!!!!!!If you do not have a clue as to what the above caption means, GOOD FOR YOU! You are fortunate beyond imagination.
*grips hair and shrieks in horror*
OMG!!!!! From now on, I promise not to be a kay-poh and anyhow open other people's drawers. What I saw was a total turn-off. Sick! (especially when it belongs to someone like her).
Try to solve this riddle:
What's LONG,
and VIBRATES when turned on?
Got the answer??????????
VIBRATOR ARH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nabeh. Red and white some more leh. Fucking patriotic, don't you think?
The first words I blurted out when I saw IT was, "Oh my goodness!!! Amal, it's LONG!!!! It's long!!!!" (take note: the sex toy is NOT Amal's. I was just screaming at her.)
Mampos... I touched that bloody thing. GOD KNOWS WHERE IT HAS BEEN TO! (most likely some kurapted area that has been torned open long before my time)
My hands are filthy!!!! Ruined!!! Stained!!!!
Horny people = Scary people.
I AM NOT ONE OF THEM! IAMNOTHORNY! IAMNOTHORNY! IAMNOTHORNY!
Shadow stepped, body touched, soul crashed at 12:50 pm.
