Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Responses.

Have I ever told you guys how much I owe Friendster? It is all thanks to this wonderful cyber creation that I've managed to contact other pioneer Elisians. Just yesterday, I added Nicholas Chan as a friend and he sent me a message, asking me to add him in MSN. So I thought to myself, "Hmm... another elisian on my list. Cool."

I added him, only to realise that he has forgotten 99.999999% of our primary school mates. BUT HE STILL REMEMBERS CLARA AND I!!! Hohoho... I am so honoured. According to him, he remembers me by name and not by face. -_-" Well, at least I still exist in his mind (unlike the other unfortunate ones who have been erased without leaving any footprints in his life.)

Had a GREAT time catching up on things with the lad. Let's see, we've been friends for 11 years now. WOW!! Nicholas Gabriel Chan... the boy whom Mdm Sarimah made me hold hands with on the first day of school! Not forgetting, he was also the one who pushed Gabriel (yes, the one from EV) into the baby pool in 1997. It's amazing how I manage to recall things from so long ago. Nick was shocked when I typed out his full name (including Chinese name) online. HAHAHAHAHA

Clara called me around midnight and we were doing our usual stunt of sending prank sms-es to SOMEONE. But that person was so boring... his reply was, "I'm having fever. Plus I have to wake up early tmr. I go sleep first."

Wah lan eh! Who will send this kind of reply to a PRANK SMS?! You got fever? Who gives a hoot if you're sick or not? But on account of our 8 year friendship, go sleep lah, GO SLEEP LAH!

My ol' bitch and I then proceeded to persuade Nicholas into joining the conference. I sent him a text, asking if he was still awake, but he didn't reply. So Clara (that nutcase) called him and said, "Hello? Is this Nicholas? Did you receive Kimberly's sms? No, I'm not Kim. I'm CLARA! Eh, can you call Kim now? She wants you to call her. She got something important to tell you. It's about you."

WHAT THE FUCK?! I got something urgent to tell him?! Hur hur... tell him what?! Toopid bitch. Nick somehow claimed that he couldn't join us so.....

- messages between Nick and I -
Read on to laugh your ass off (Clara, Nick, Me):

Eh... why? (in response to Clara's comment about me having something important to tell him)

Clara bo liao lah! She say got smt urgent rite? She ask me to tell u dat u got leukaemia.

Ha ha! When I got sia... Choy!

I read out to Clara what Nick sent me and she embarked on her nutty quest to become a Doctor.
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- Messages between Nick and Clara -

Need Dr. Liew for consultation and medical prescription? I heard she's a specialist in fighting this kind of cancer.

Ha ha... Clara right?

U are kindly informed to come over to my office at 82 Deport Road, 12th floor at 2pm to collect ur medical report. Kindly bring along ur parent as ure age 18 and below. Green pyjamas will be provided. 1 night lodging costs about S$300 inclusive of good food and services by sexy nurses.

Ha ha... can ar... but too expensive ar? Green pyjamas?!

Sir, as ur specialist, I would advice u to stay in the hospital for observation (based on ur medical report). My greatest apologies. The hospital does not entitle anyone with special discounts unless u are a member of the hospital voluntary suicide bombers.

NO. No suicide bombers... anyway, what are u talking about?

Mr Chan, as u notice, u are quite dumb enough to reply to crap. So in another words, u are a very responsive person towards crap. I would suggest u go for lobsters instead.

Whatever lah. I go sleep liao.
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OMG!!!!! We pranked two people. One turned out to be a total spoiler (say got fever) and the other one responded in such a retarded manner that both of us could barely control our laughter, even at 1am!!! Nick promised to call tonight. HE BETTER DON'T GO BACK ON HIS WORDS.