Sunday, September 11, 2005

Dogs rock.

I swear, I will never push a baby out of me. Instead, I'll settle for a couple of cute little puppies who will jump for enjoy over a can of Aberdi & Divine. Dogs are lovable, and they do not hurt you deliberately!

Sisters; what a nightmare! I'm telling you, the 12 year old girl in the Lee household is no angel. What she did to me today not only caused me to scream out in pain, but also cuss in front of my dad. Then I, the victim, got yelled at by daddykins because I labelled his precious youngling an 'idiot'.

Thanks alot, dad! You make me feeling effing loved.

I hope you people reading this are not as sadistic and heartless. Tell me, after reading the entire story, if I should get reprimanded!


After lunch today, Dad was sending Mum and Jade to Sun-tec. Mum was sitting in front, so when both of them alighted from the car, I said, in a relatively loud tone, "I'm going to sit in front." Since the door from which Jade alighted from was still open, I put my left leg out and guess what? That retard just had to slam it shut!

Timing was oh-so-perfecto! The pain was undescribably soothing to the bone! Ooh-la-la! Why not do the same for my right leg?

Shithead. Considering it was hurting so bad, and I only said, "JADE! Idiot lah, you!", I was being a good victim ok! No F-word at all! Then my dearest father just had to come into the picture and shield his little cutie-pooh from the monstrous me.

"Stop using that word on your sister! Do you know what's an idiot?!"

How can I not know what's an idiot huh? A very good example would be the fellow who nearly broke my leg into half! Eff off lah! Ji dan gao.

So what if it's just ONE bruise? So what if it's barely visible? It is STILL a bruise, and bruises hurt!! Say sorry so what?! SORRY NO CURE! Next time you put your head at the door ledge and I 'accidentally' slam the door then apologise profusely for it ok? Set?? I promise, it wouldn't hurt one tiny bit...

IT WILL HURT A WHOLE LOT!

Kuku heads! I wouldn't be this pissed if I wasn't being shouted at IN PUBLIC! I wouldn't come online and rant about my family if they were humane enough to show a little concern! Do you think Rocky will do such a thing to me? Will he come out of the car, and without turning behind to look if anyone else was alighting, just fucking shut it?! I doubt so. Oh my gawd... I love for doggies has gone up by 50 notches!

*squeals*

I will look out for opportunities to have my sweet revenge. This time, double the dosage! I'll make sure she bleeds.