Wednesday, January 11, 2006

GYSS Vs. EVSS

We've come down to this. Sister against sister, school against school. I find it fair... both institutions are relatively unknown to majority of the population here and... erm... ok fine, I'm just writing this cos I'm very bored and restless.

Round One: Famous Amos

Jade showed me the list of her subject teachers. One name caught my eye; Lincoln.

The moment I saw it, I exclaimed, "Woah sey! Got President one!!". This was followed by Jade saying, "Still have ah! One guy in my school has the name Kennedy".

Nice, nice! But nothing beats Singapore Lee (my future son). So what can I use to compare with these two famous names from Guangyang Secondary?

Oh, yes! I remember! East View has LEE WUNG YEW!

Huh?! You donch know who that is? WHAT KIND OF SINGAPOREAN ARE YOU?! Ever watched the SEA Games? He's the guy in the shooting events.

OMG! His PE lessons were killers man, I tell you! Thank God I've never failed the 2.4km run, otherwise, I'll be like the other not so fortunate souls who had to complete another 200 jumping jacks. I was beginning to like him a wee bit more when he transferred to Siglap Sec. to teach Faris English. BAH!

Not forgetting, I also have Mr Shaun Chew! He's my hot PE/Geography teacher. Also, he appeared to two advertisements; promoting some condominium and ABC beer. Wahahaha!

Anybody watched "Shooting Stars"? Remember Jack Toot, the guy that kissed Olinda; David Aw? Oh yeah, he's an ex-East Viewian (he looked so different back in 2001).

That's 3 against 2. Long live EVSS!!!


Round Two: The attack of the Red Hairs (ang mohs)

On orientation day, my dad accompanied my sis to school and he saw her Caucasian classmate. Dad told me that the boy was "quite handsome".

This is the boy I was refering to in my previous post! Jade told me lotsa stuff about him (and I didn't even have to ask). I KNEW SOMETHING WAS GOING ON BETWEEN THEM BOTH! You know, whenever a girl starts to talk non-stop about a guy, you can cross your heart and be prepared to see her bring bouquets of roses home on 14 Feb.

K.T. Portscher (say Porsher). Is born on **-**-1993. Lives at T****** V***. Was originally from J*** S*** primary. Has one older sister and one younger brother. Older sister studies at.... okok, I'm getting carried away.

That's the Guangyang hottie for you.

Who does East View have? Red-haired hunk... die lah...



ASHLEY!!!!!! Yes, yes, yes! Ashley Lee Williams (it's a guy btw). From Britain too. No offence to those who had little girl crushes on him, but he's not all that gorgeous.

One point to GY. Whatever.


Round Three: Size matters!

We have a bigger canteen!

EV 2-1 GY.


Round Four: Speak proper Engrish

For the 5 years the I've been in that &^$@^* school, a morning never went by without SOMEONE greeting the "stew-lents" and asking them to "gip (their) mouths" when he's talking.

I also heard from a teacher that he once sent an e-mail to all the staff; asking them to be "puncture" for the meeting. Of course, what he meant was "punctual". Tsktsk.

Jade says her school has someone like that as well. I don't know his/her name but SHE SAID THERE WAS THIS SUCH PERSON!

It's a tie. No win, no lose.


Round Five: Kay or Jay?

I think Kuanjie would have a headache trying to pick either Kay or Jay since his name is Kae-Jay (K.J.)

For those who still don't get it, which alphabet would you pick; K (kay) or J (jay)? So it's Kim or Jade?

KIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIM
KIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIM
KIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIM
KIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIM
KIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIMKIM

Me?!?!?! I won!!!!

Oh yeah, baybeh! EV 3-1 GY.


I am the Champion, my friend. And I'll keep on fighting til' the end. I am the champion, I am the champion, no time for losers (points at Jade) cause I am the champion.... OF THE WORLD!!!!

*huge applause follows and I start to shed crocodile tears*