Wednesday, November 15, 2006

I WILL SWING MY ARM AT HER AND MAKE THAT FUCKER FLY!!!

I really should be in a happy mood. I should be jumping around, going up to any random hunk I walk pass and lick his ear, doing the pixie dance to get free rides from those taxi uncles and there are many more things I could do. THAT IS, IF I WAS HAPPY!

But I can't do those stuffs cause obviously, I AM NOT HAPPY.

Instead, I am VERY pissed. So pissed, I can feel the steam coming out from the seven holes in my head and my ass. Yes... I can feel it even an hour after THAT INCIDENT happened!


Reasons why I should (supposedly) be happy:

- I had steak with Lou-lou and Den last night
- I saw the new outlet (but am not fortunate enough to get transferred there)
- My sub-group is doing our presentation today
- Grandma cooked chicken wings last night and there are leftovers!!!


Reasons for me to get really moody:

- While presenting, my group didn't receive the sort of response that we wanted from our course-mates
- Lecturer was being one heck of a fucker
- She asked a question, I gave my answer (3 times!!!) and she chose to ignore me!
- I came home, and the chicken wings were ALL GONE!!!!!!!!!


NOW GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULDN'T RIP ALL THOSE CARDBOARD BOXES IN THE LIVING-ROOM APART AND LET MUM BE JUST AS MISERABLE AS ME BY LETTING HER DO THE PACKING ALL OVER AGAIN?

GIVE ME ANOTHER REASON WHY I SHOULDN'T CHEW THE NIPPLES OFF THE STRAY FELINE DOWNSTAIRS AND MAKE IT CRY TILL TEARS FLOW OUT AND I END UP CRYING TOO COS I KNOW I'M DOOMED FOR SURE AFTER THE SPCA LOOKS ME UP?

THEN I NEED ANOTHER REASON WHICH COULD KNOCK ME INTO MY SENSES AND STOP ME FROM SUICIDE BY DOWNING A BOTTLE OF DETERGENT, SHAMPOO AND FOOT POWDER!!!

You guys wanna know how the presentation went?

In my own opinion, it went well! Andy agreed! The group did their best and I am proud of each and everyone of my groupmates. WE ROCK THE PANTS OFF SEXY MALE NURSES WITH LARGE TUSHES!

But you know what? During the Q&A section, lecturer started telling us about (of all things) TAMPONS!

We had like what, 15 minutes before school ended and she chose not to comment about our performance but talk to us about irrelevant stuffs like lazy patients, doctors who order nurses to change maternity pads for patients and TAMPONS!

Nabeh.

Still can conveniently ask, "Who wears tampons over here?"

Your problem meh? You wear tampon also no use lah... sure drop down one. Who ask you always walk with your legs open! Cheebye McNugget!

And if asking her students if they wear tampons isn't dumb enough, she went on to look at the attendance and say, "Those who are not here, please raise your hands."

HAR?!

You trying to act bimbotic or what? Your jokes are not even close to being lame or corny can?! Want to make us laugh also do it in a more witty manner lah, haiyo!

Quoting from someone; "I WILL KICK HER AND MAKE THE FUCKER FLY!"

I HATE MATERNITY AND CHILD STUDIES!