Saturday, April 05, 2008

Child's play... B.O.R.I.N.G.

Let us all start this off with a yawn, okay?

*yawn*



An sms I received today; "Sigh...Watevr happened 2 loyalty? Ppl r makin empty promises so freely & wit no conscience.. I wonder hw they can slp @ nite? How they look in the mirror? Hypocrites!"


How very true!

Dude, if you don't love her anymore, just make your point clear so she can move on and at the same time, you can take your sorry ass somewhere else to fart your honey-coated words. Don't keep her hopes up by saying overly-mushy stuff like "I'll still fly your honeymoon plane" or "I'm not with someone else".

Got new gf then say lah! Denying because, why?! Ashamed of her? She got 3rd nipple huh? *rolls eyes*

Claim that you're single but the odds prove otherwise. Tsktsktsk. Can't even lie to save your own sperms. KUKU HEAD!!!! Mummy never teach you is it? If you can't lie well, DON'T EVEN TRY! Make yourself appear lower than dirt... and more despicable than a cad!

*yawn*


"HONEYBUNCH" is the name of my late-doggie's toenail ;)


What "career" do you currently have? Part-time vagina-intruder, or full-time bastard?

I know...


BOTH.

*yawns with mouth wide open*


Bet you don't know what you've done, do you? Bet you don't even know about the damage you've created (go figure out the pun!). Well, guess what, you lovable little sonofagun? You don't know about it now and you wouldn't know about it EVER! Cause you're a lying fake. Irresponsible, two-faced, sex-addicted parasites like you should just burn in hell fire. Even that sort of physical pain can never make up for her emotional and psychological traumas.


Liverpool FC's a loser because "they can never walk alone" eh? HARHARHAR! Guess who just burned off Arsenal's chances of reclaiming their title? *guffaws* Oh, and the gunners (cannon-less) will never win the Champions League. Their teams consists of NOTHING but rapists, overnight wonders and a little black boy who went along with the England Squad for the world cup but didn't even step onto the pitch.

Some team you've got there. No wonder they ain't got their own slogan or club song.

You can stop trying to make up jokes about LFC's famous line "You'll never walk alone" RIGHT NOW. Come up with something new, why doncha'? It gets boring AND lame when you joke about the same things to me over... and over... aaaaannd over... AAAANNNDDD over again.

A little creativity please.

*YAWN*


I pity the new victim. Boy, it's gonna be a long ride for her... hopefully the number of lacerations she receives is alot lesser and alot less painful. Cause NOBODY is as strong as C is. =)