Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Only IDIOTS would say stuff like...

"I actually feel very sad for your parents... and I think on behalf of them, it's my duty to tell you this; no sex before marriage. You're a nurse, you know? You should be aware of unwanted pregnancies, STDs... You're still young! Got a bright future ahead of you! Stay pure until marriage!"










I did not have sex with anyone, so you don't bloody have to "feel sorry" for my parents! They're no longer estranged, my family's not dysfunctional and I'm NOT a hooker~! Need you to tell me to abstain from intercourse until I recite my wedding vows meh?! I knew that since the day I read the 10 Commandments in my Bible! That's like, 10 years ago?

I'm not a nurse yet. So don't bring that into the picture. Plus I'm not bonded, so what makes you think I'd become a nurse once I graduate?!

Who are you to give me a talk about my personal (sex) life?! IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! You're not even my hired counsellor... just some kaypoh who wants me to "be a good girl and graduate".

Damn, you frickin' insulted me! Still claim that you're out to help me by talking about what happened...

LIAR!! After all that I've said, you're still stubbornly holding onto your belief that I was fucking someone!

I'm never gonna trust anyone ever again. This bitch, who allegedly studied psychology and counselling before, is already so stereotypical and biased against me. What more can be said about the general public?!

Cheebye!

I hope your vagina gets whalloped by maggots tonight! Serves you right for making me sound like I'm some sorta 15-dollar-prost! Mothafucking SOW! Why don't you go give your own kids such talks instead of taking up the role of other people's parents?! (read: Hypocrite!)

In my own defence (in case your minds start wondering), I didn't do anything wrong! Neither was I caught getting involved in activities learnt from the Kamasutra! I have no clue how they came to conclusions that I was spreading my legs wide open for others. If this isn't insulting, I don't know what is! Want to interrogate and anyhow accuse then say lah! Say what, wanna talk and discuss about stuff... make yourself sound so angelic and helpful. At the end of the day, you don't believe anything I tell you. What's more, you assume that I'm immoral.


I have nothing, other than "THANKS!", to say to your cow face!