Friday, March 14, 2008
Sentosa-ed, safari-ed, suay-ed!Our day didn't start off very well despite making plans to spend the day at my utmost favourite hang-out in SG; Sentosa Island!
It was drizzling slightly when I reached C's place... and that lazybum was STILL SNOOZING when I walked into her room!!! I couldn't see her because she covered her entire body with her blanket. I had to ask her brother where she was and he pointed her out to me -_-"
Waited an hour for her to pack her stuff and get ready for the trip. When we finally exited from the lift to walk across the road to the nearest bus-stop, it began to pour!
AND IT POURED LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS!!!!!
I know "sky-juice" is free la, but really, I don't need so much of it in one day, thankyousoverymuch.
Here we go, first photo of the day taken while on the bus to my peaceful sanctuary (LOL.)
The moment I plonked down onto the seat, C took out her camera and asked for a shot to be taken. Well, I've ALWAYS had experiences whereby the first shot of the day would be a total disaster, so I just smirked before the lens and OMG... it turned out quite well! In fact, it was the best picture taken of the both of us THE ENTIRE DAY.
I shall smile less and smirk more! YESSSsssss!!!!
Siti was upset with the both of us because we played a big prank on her the night before, so this picture is specially edited and dedicated to HER =) May the pouts cheer you up!
Whatever modest and conservative picture-snapping stopped there. From then on, it was loads of cleavage, ass-cheeks, midriff revealing etc. So here are a few of the not-so-pornographic ones; for the sake of the minors who might be reading this =P
100% genuine or liposuction & silicone?
YOU DECIDE ;)
YOU DECIDE ;)
That's all the pictures I can post up here. Hahaha!! Wanna see more? I might just post it on Friendster. Oh, and I didn't bother editing/adding effects to a few of the photos because... well... tired lah!
We got kinda peckish after sitting around and talking about stupid girly stuff. Me, being seriously deprived of food, was craving for SAMBAL STINGRAY! Thank goodness C was up for it despite the ridiculously long journey from Sentosa (Harbourfront) to Mandai! You rock, bitch!
Squeesed like sardines in the train carriage from Outram to Jurong East and from Jurong East to CCK. We waited a bloody half an hour for the frickin' one & only bus that goes to secluded Mandai and the usually 15 minute bus-ride was forced to become a ONE HOUR journey because they set up roadblocks and spot-checks were going on to hunt for that !@#$%^&* JI leader!
Our MM Mentor mentioned that this Creep (with a capital C!) is a smart man; managed to escape from prison, still out in the wilderness surviving on berries...
But in my (and C's) opinion, HE'S BRAINLESS. In prison, you get free food, free accomodation, no need to pay bills, you've got 'friends' (other cell-mates lor) and you've got practically no worries about the world! You're behind closed doors, mate! You don't have to give two-hoots about the world or the US Elections!
But did he choose to do the smart (and right) thing of staying behind iron bars? NO! He's dumb enough to sneak out, he's dumb enough to choose berries over specially cooked meals, he's dumb enough to cause Singaporeans so much inconvenience, he's dumb enough to be a terrorist in the first place. Bloody bugger... cause me to have a 60 minute bus-ride from CCK to Mandai... Wah! Suddenly, Singapore's land expanded by so much seh! A trip from the west to Central Singapore took ONE HOUR leh!
Within one hour I can travel from Orange County to Los Angeles ok!
Go back to jail lah! Can live and sleep with fellow human beings, don't want. Rather choose to survive with the monkeys at Bukit Timah. COCK! Can someone like, inform the officials to change the photos of our dearest, most beloved Mas Selamat? I think by now, after spending so much time with the apes, he has probably morphed into one of them. So just add a little bit more hair(I mean, FUR) on his face.
We might just be able to spot him swinging on the canopes of trees.
Our MM Mentor mentioned that this Creep (with a capital C!) is a smart man; managed to escape from prison, still out in the wilderness surviving on berries...
But in my (and C's) opinion, HE'S BRAINLESS. In prison, you get free food, free accomodation, no need to pay bills, you've got 'friends' (other cell-mates lor) and you've got practically no worries about the world! You're behind closed doors, mate! You don't have to give two-hoots about the world or the US Elections!
But did he choose to do the smart (and right) thing of staying behind iron bars? NO! He's dumb enough to sneak out, he's dumb enough to choose berries over specially cooked meals, he's dumb enough to cause Singaporeans so much inconvenience, he's dumb enough to be a terrorist in the first place. Bloody bugger... cause me to have a 60 minute bus-ride from CCK to Mandai... Wah! Suddenly, Singapore's land expanded by so much seh! A trip from the west to Central Singapore took ONE HOUR leh!
Within one hour I can travel from Orange County to Los Angeles ok!
Go back to jail lah! Can live and sleep with fellow human beings, don't want. Rather choose to survive with the monkeys at Bukit Timah. COCK! Can someone like, inform the officials to change the photos of our dearest, most beloved Mas Selamat? I think by now, after spending so much time with the apes, he has probably morphed into one of them. So just add a little bit more hair(I mean, FUR) on his face.
We might just be able to spot him swinging on the canopes of trees.
Shadow stepped, body touched, soul crashed at 12:38 am.
