Saturday, May 24, 2008
3rd and last physio session!Check it out man:
She performed this "heat therapy" thingy on me after the usual accupuncture (damn shiok!) and massage (double shiok!!). That "lightbulb" is a really good sucker. Hahaha!
Do I have a mole on my right ass cheek? Oh yes!!! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
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Champions League 2008 (Man Utd vs. Chelsea)
Considering I'm a fan of NEITHER club (in fact I hate them both to the core), my personal review of the game is gonna be pretty much unbiased =) Yeah, yeah... I'm ALWAYS biased towards my darling Liverpool. So sue me ;)
Hate Manchester United because "a true Liverpool fan will never support Man U under any circumstances". Hmm, that was quoted from Karim back in 2004!
Hate Chelsea FC because it's a club that ruins talent. Look at Sean Wright-Philips! Look at Shevchenko! Robben was smart to take flight *salute*
In summary, the game was B-O-R-I-N-G.
Sure, it lead to extra time and penalties (some of which were miss kicked or saved) but then again, compare it to Liverpool vs. Arsenal during the Quarter finals. Now that's what you call intense. And that's how the finals SHOULD be like.
Cristiano Ronaldo and Frank Lampard scored a goal each. But both goals were netted in the first half which lead to a VERY draggy second half.
I dozed off on the couch with venom foaming out the side of my mouth.
Woke up just in time to see Drogba plant a slap Nemanja Vidic's cheek. Referee damn autmatic-ly took out a red card and ordered the Ivorian off the pitch. Tsktsktsk... I thought only women slapped each other when they get personal. Then again, Drogba IS well-known for losing his manhood entirely during important matches; he falls to the ground with the greatest ever impact when lightly shoved.
Dad calls it "tactics"... I call it a Lack of Testosterone.
With 10 men left on the Blue team, the Red Devils were still unable to put the ball pass Petr Cech!! What the heow?!
See lah, see lah! Got so many chances during the first 45 minutes but never seize it well right?!
See lah, see lah! Cannot even win the Russian-owned club within 90 minutes when they had a one man disadvantage! Lousy!
Side-track abit: During one of my attachments, I was reading the Sports page of the Newpaper and this other student nurse just came up to me and told me that she's a Man Utd supporter. My problem meh? I went on to ask her who's her favourite player and she told me she idolises "Do-do". Like, who in the stars is "Do-do" to begin with man? I thought it was the extinct bird!! Sekali she was referring to Ronal-DO. *slaps forehead* She doesn't even know the REAL name of her supposed "idol". POSER~
Anyhoo, extra time was added on... equally boring so not worth writing much about. But the PENALTIES!!! *does the rain-dance* I gotta admit that Moscow's Penalty Shoot-out is way more dope than the one that took place in Istanbul.
Eh, what happened to Man U's top goal-scorer ah?! Of all the players that stepped up to take the penalty kick, he is the ONLY ONE that didn't score!! I was straining my eyes so hard (cause I couldn't believe what I saw) that my pupils turned blue due to the lack of circulation. Woot! I became an ang-moh there and then.
Err... but I, erm... converted back into a Chinese when the sun rose.
Back to the game!
I wanna sit down opposite Mr John Terry at Food Republic with a piping hot plate of Hokkien Mee and ask him, "Was it almonds that made you nut enough to step up and take the penalty?!".
Damn, dude! I know you're the Captain and you've got responsibility... but you're not specialised in penalty kicks!! You may be indestructable (to a certain extend cause there are not many giant strikers around) but you're a defender!! Let the strikers, wingers and midfielders do the scoring lah!!
And alamak... Did I or did I not witness Nicolas Anelka's shot getting saved?! BRUDDER!! Sia-suay leh!! John Terry miss still can close one eye... but you?! How can?!! Ex-Liverpool player summore leh!! Sia-suay ah, sia-suay!!
See lah, see lah! Stupid Drogba! What for you go and slap Vidic?! If you had just walked away, Terry wouldn't have to be a hero and take over your place! And if you had been man enough to NOT resort to violence, you would've been able to keep your medal! Dumb-dumb!
See lah, see lah! Got Shevchenko on the list but never let him play. You don't let my Shevy play, you shall dearly pay!
Van der Sar is now being hailed as "penalty hero goalkeeper". No comments. It's always the case; goalkeeper saves a penalty and he's better than Superman. Yay...
Roman Abramovich... Teeheehee! I bet you, Jose Mourinho must have been laughing his Portugese ass off when the Blue's boss was caught on film using his hand to hit the front-board when Didier (eeyerr) got sent off.
p/s: Women's intuition tells me that both Man U and Chelsea fans are gonna join forces and send me death threats. Aiyaiyai!!!
Shadow stepped, body touched, soul crashed at 12:37 pm.
