Sunday, July 27, 2008

Why water has no taste?!

I've had a couple of appointments with Herbalife now... and the final conclusion of why my tummy's still flabby (despite it being flat) is because I've got bloody WATER RETENTION!

So my consultant has advised me to drink at least 8 glasses a day but it seems pretty difficult for me lah!! I think on average, I'd gulp down only 4 cups daily? Not quite sure about that, cos sometimes I can even FORGET TO DRINK!

Yes, I'm the sort of person who can go without food or water for the day, but can't survive without at least 9 hours of shut-eye. Weird? =P

While studying my eyes out last night, I decided to run my usual track at midnight. Firstly, it'll keep me awake, and secondly, it'll help in increasing my intake of H2O.

Guess what?


It didn't help. WAHAHAHAHA!!! I only swallowed my third mouthful of water and I felt as though I was gonna throw up any moment! OMG, apparently, I've morphed from a piglet (cos I'm always sleeping) to a CAMEL! I don't believe it, myself... but, probably my body's adapted to functioning without adequate water. LOL! Therefore, it's storing tonnes of water at my abdomen region to prevent me from getting dehydrated.


The wonders of the human body...

But I ain't giving up that early!! I'm giving myself two months to frickin' lose the flab and another six months to finally attain those abs! Raiden, you're gonna be a busy boy from now on, GEDDIT?! If I don't see at least a four-pec, IMMA SHAVE YOU BALD!!!