*I've got great enthusiasm- easily excited by many things
*Unsatisfied by the ordinary
*Reaching for an epic, extraordinary life
*I want the best; life, love, reputation
*I've a sharp, keen intellect
*My primary weapon? MY MIND!
*Definately strong-willed
*My energy level can break down any wall
*My passion gives me an intoxicating power over others
*At my worst, I'm a narcissist
*Full of myself; proud of my faults
*Stubborn and opinionated
*I'm quite a misanthrope actually =P
1) I stole your dick and fed it to Bingo
2) My life story sells better than yours
3) I'm naturally tanned! Yay!
4) Hmm, I can't control my temper?
5) Actually, why do you wanna hate me?! YOU SHOULD LOVE ME!
5 reasons to ADORE me
1) You're actually human!
2) I'm non-plastic (in other words, I'm genuine)
3) I've a pet MONKEY!!!
4) I can afford my own expenses
5) Life would be so much easier if you'd just do so
