Saturday, June 04, 2005

Low and Behold!

Human beings are thought to be the most intelligent species of all the other living things that God has created. But they are so intellectual that they tend to become dumber than a turkey with excrement on its head and not realising it.

WHY?! After years and years of education and proper upbringing, it just 'pains' me to see so many of my kind lowering themselves to the ultimate lowest of the low levels in life. I've done what many of my friends deemed the most 'mature & humane' way of dealing with RUMOURS.

I used to read magazines when I was 12 and exclaim, "Oh my gawd! I can't believe Christina did this!" or "Is she really going out with him?". Now, I look back at those 'pop stars-obsessed' days and laugh my perfecto butt off! TABLOIDS ARE CRAP! MAGS ARE TRASH! As for the paparazzi, they just need someone to knock the jelly out of their thick head.

I'm in my mid-teens. I want to be happy, carefree and lively. But tell me, with honest answers, how am I supposed to enjoy teenagehood when there are a pack of lies about me/ my life being spread around achool? Yes, words cannot affect a person UNLESS he/she chooses to let it affect him/her. *rolls eyes* That is so passe. Easier said than done. I cannot count the number of times I walked into a classroom without some ~!@#$^& looking up at me and then start giving me side glances. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM?! It's not my fault that I actually came into this world NORMAL.

If I ever tell my cousins the kind of stuff being said about me in school, they're gonna giggle so hard, I'd cringe at the sight of their veins pressing against their neck. I'm serious! Can you believe that there are asses, who are stupid enough, to claim that my boobs are fake? Like, huh?! Yeah, sure. I've got silicone pockets stuffed in my chest to the maximum size of 34F. Margaret Lee, shoo! Here I come.

Then there are those questioning me about my virginity and sexuality. Hahahahaha! Is it that obvious that I wasn't born a girl?! I spent US$500,000 on liposuction, implants, my nose job (isn't my surgeon a pro?), hair-growth treatment and the finale of removing my dick. Nobody suspected for a moment that I used to be a guy UNTIL I came back to school in 2005. Damn it! I thought I could fool the world and then move on to kidnap Jon Jonsson to bed him.

Incorrigible fucks. Don't you guys think they'll fit right into the family of paparazzis? Tsk tsk... keep your look out for such nit-wits. It was THEM who caused Princess Diana to perish. It was THEM who portrayed Britney in bad light. Not forgetting, it was also THEM who ruined the relationships and lives of many celebs. Now, even in a society like Singapore, such swines are being bred to spoil the image of others.

*Sigh* Pity those slugs. May they reach a point in life when they come to a stop and think, "What good am I doing this for?". Until then, I guess I gotta go ahead and pretend that my pussy is genuine. *blow kiss*