Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Responses.

Have I ever told you guys how much I owe Friendster? It is all thanks to this wonderful cyber creation that I've managed to contact other pioneer Elisians. Just yesterday, I added Nicholas Chan as a friend and he sent me a message, asking me to add him in MSN. So I thought to myself, "Hmm... another elisian on my list. Cool."

I added him, only to realise that he has forgotten 99.999999% of our primary school mates. BUT HE STILL REMEMBERS CLARA AND I!!! Hohoho... I am so honoured. According to him, he remembers me by name and not by face. -_-" Well, at least I still exist in his mind (unlike the other unfortunate ones who have been erased without leaving any footprints in his life.)

Had a GREAT time catching up on things with the lad. Let's see, we've been friends for 11 years now. WOW!! Nicholas Gabriel Chan... the boy whom Mdm Sarimah made me hold hands with on the first day of school! Not forgetting, he was also the one who pushed Gabriel (yes, the one from EV) into the baby pool in 1997. It's amazing how I manage to recall things from so long ago. Nick was shocked when I typed out his full name (including Chinese name) online. HAHAHAHAHA

Clara called me around midnight and we were doing our usual stunt of sending prank sms-es to SOMEONE. But that person was so boring... his reply was, "I'm having fever. Plus I have to wake up early tmr. I go sleep first."

Wah lan eh! Who will send this kind of reply to a PRANK SMS?! You got fever? Who gives a hoot if you're sick or not? But on account of our 8 year friendship, go sleep lah, GO SLEEP LAH!

My ol' bitch and I then proceeded to persuade Nicholas into joining the conference. I sent him a text, asking if he was still awake, but he didn't reply. So Clara (that nutcase) called him and said, "Hello? Is this Nicholas? Did you receive Kimberly's sms? No, I'm not Kim. I'm CLARA! Eh, can you call Kim now? She wants you to call her. She got something important to tell you. It's about you."

WHAT THE FUCK?! I got something urgent to tell him?! Hur hur... tell him what?! Toopid bitch. Nick somehow claimed that he couldn't join us so.....

- messages between Nick and I -
Read on to laugh your ass off (Clara, Nick, Me):

Eh... why? (in response to Clara's comment about me having something important to tell him)

Clara bo liao lah! She say got smt urgent rite? She ask me to tell u dat u got leukaemia.

Ha ha! When I got sia... Choy!

I read out to Clara what Nick sent me and she embarked on her nutty quest to become a Doctor.
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- Messages between Nick and Clara -

Need Dr. Liew for consultation and medical prescription? I heard she's a specialist in fighting this kind of cancer.

Ha ha... Clara right?

U are kindly informed to come over to my office at 82 Deport Road, 12th floor at 2pm to collect ur medical report. Kindly bring along ur parent as ure age 18 and below. Green pyjamas will be provided. 1 night lodging costs about S$300 inclusive of good food and services by sexy nurses.

Ha ha... can ar... but too expensive ar? Green pyjamas?!

Sir, as ur specialist, I would advice u to stay in the hospital for observation (based on ur medical report). My greatest apologies. The hospital does not entitle anyone with special discounts unless u are a member of the hospital voluntary suicide bombers.

NO. No suicide bombers... anyway, what are u talking about?

Mr Chan, as u notice, u are quite dumb enough to reply to crap. So in another words, u are a very responsive person towards crap. I would suggest u go for lobsters instead.

Whatever lah. I go sleep liao.
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OMG!!!!! We pranked two people. One turned out to be a total spoiler (say got fever) and the other one responded in such a retarded manner that both of us could barely control our laughter, even at 1am!!! Nick promised to call tonight. HE BETTER DON'T GO BACK ON HIS WORDS.

Monday, September 26, 2005

I'm jinxed!!

This happens to me year after year. In 2004, when I applied for some mothafucking course in NYP, I got turned down because I sucked at Maths and Science.

Now, I've shown a huge improvement in both subjects, and I found out that I can't make it to CJC.

NABEH!!!!!!!!! Very funny izzit?!

HATE LIFE! HATE LIFE! HATE LIFE! HATE LIFE! HATE LIFE!

Sunday, September 25, 2005

I've a change in plans

Eversince 2002, whenever someone asks me where I plan to go to after graduating from Secondary School, I would remark without hesitation, "Nanyang Poly! Health Science course!".

True, I was inspired by Eugene (my smart ass cousin) to be a nurse and help save lives. Did I mention that this cousin is a doctor in SGH??? So if I become a nurse, my family would have a doctor, 2 teachers, a marketing executive, a warrant officer, a pastor, an engineer, blah blee bah & a NURSE! Woohoo! Perfect combo.

But something that happened 2 days ago made me consider my decision about enrolling into any hospital as a student nurse 2 years from now.

Rocky was ill. He had his lunch, consisting of the 'aromatic' Aberdy&Divine, but threw up what went down his throat a few minutes later. And how nice... my parents were out, Jade was still in school and I was home alone (which meant that I HAD TO CLEAR UP HIS PUKE!).

I thought to myself, "Vomit? Small case lah." and I took some paper towels to clear up the mess he had created. Upon bending down and inhaling the smell of half-digested doggie-chow, I ended up producing my own mess of semi-digested instant noodles.

-_-"

Oh, for crying out loud! A simple task of clearing up after my pet, and I couldn't handle it?!?! It was at that moment that it occured to me, "Would I pass out if I was assigned to clean the rotting hole of a patient?" My gawd... I am so not "nursing material".

Thank Jesus for Kuanli and the conversation I had with her last night. I was spilling out my woes to her; telling her how I felt about not being a part of the club anymore. Things just aren't the same with me and some of the judokas (who will not be named because I am such a nice soul). I told Kuanli that if quitting the sport for good would rekindle my friendship with those people, I would ditch my 5-year old judo gi.

Despite being 16 months younger than me, Kuanli was definately talking more sense than I was during our hour long chat. She made me realise how dumb it was to just give up something I love so much over someone who doesn't appreciate the things I have done for the club. I haven't been invited to any outings organised by the judokas, no CCA t-shirt was being made for me and Miss S has been bitching about me.

(Yes, I am still sore over the argument I had with her and what she did to me.)

I then asked Kuanli (who has also been very much ignored by the club) which route would she be taking once she receives her leaving certificate. She wants to enrol into CJC. I told her, "If you make it there, I'll go with you. Deal?" *puts on a mask to hide my BHB face*

It had to be one of the few times when I make rash decisions and end up NOT regretting it. Catholic Junior College; why would I regret studying there? It's near where I'm residing and CJC judokas are not to be messed with. No EVSS Judo club, no problemo. No longer on good terms with Miss S, let her live with the guilt.

Catholic Junior College, HERE I COME!!!!!

Uh-oh... if enrolling in the art stream means getting 17 points or less, I have to get distinctions for my remaining subjects?!?!

DANG!! It's too late to retake Chinese liao lah! DIE, DIE, DIE!!!!!!! One and a half months of non-stop book-flipping. I am morphing into a mugger... Nnnnnnoooooo!!!!!!!! Kuanli, wo hui nu li de. Ni ye bu yao fang qi!

Saturday, September 24, 2005

Tsk tsk... it's a pity.

Have you guys watched the latest Jackie Chan movie "The Myth"? Tell you something, DON'T WATCH IT. Nothing but crap, crap and more crap. This has to be the most ridiculous of all Jackie Chan shows I've watched so far.

Until now, an hour and forty-five minutes after the movie has ended, I don't even know if it's considered a romance, war or sci-fi movie.

Oh heck! Bruce Lee still rocks more than Mr Stunt man Chan (I just realised I chose a dead man over one that's still very much alive and kicking). Lee Xiao Long wan sui!!!

So there was this one part of the movie when two troops went to war with each other and hundreds of soldiers plus horses were killed. I started to think, if the men choose to fight, it's their choice to just throw away their lives. BUT THE HORSES!!!!!! Those animals have no fricking clue to what's going on and their lives just end on the spot?!!

I'm talking sense here. I seriously DO NOT pity the men. So what if they're doing something honourable? So what if it's heroic of them? They lie on the ground, covered in blood and all I do is stare at the screen and wonder who will be the next to die. But it's different when it comes to the horses. I tear whenever I see them getting killed.

Let's all, for a minute pretend that this little guy here



is an Alaskan Malamute (oh my, I just love Arctic doggies!!)

So I get involved in a gang fight and I bring him along with me to the place where the gang leader and I "settle" stuff. The tua tao sees me, lifts up his parang and slices off my left boob. God is fair. I look for trouble, I get punished for it (by losing a womanly asset).

But if Rocky loses a limp (or that stinky pink tongue), it's unfair right??? I brought it upon him and HE suffers because of me. Pfffffft!!!!!!!

You guys probably think my wire's loose but you can't deny the fact that human beings are cruel and selfish. -lowers head in shame-

Ok, enough about cruelty to animals. Let's talk about SCHOOL! Prelims are almost over, with my last paper this coming thursday. Shouldn't be a problem, considering it's Science Paper One.

I guess I'm pretty much prepared for the 'O's already. Hahaha! I attend the examination hall everyday with my socks pulled all the way up to my knees and the waistband of my skirt is above my navel.
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I'M LYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kwahahahaha!!!!!!

But then again, there comes a time in life when we have to sacrifice. No more contact lenses for me until the major battle is over and done with. My trusty pair of thick-framed spectacles shall be my weapon (take note: NO HORSES!)

Make a guess. Which is mine?


Hint: What's my favourite colour?











Still don't know? Haiz... sad sad sad! Here's the answer:


OTHER THAN ORANGE AND YELLOW, WHAT OTHER COLOUR WOULD CATCH MY EYE?! Anyway, the point is, we are all studying really hard now. No more play-time. Err... except when we go to Mondi for our usual after school meal.

I LOVE MONDI FOOD!!!!!

That's me having Mushroom soup, Hajar's enjoying her Golden Crispy and Fir munching on Potato Balls.


Truly happy times. A well-fed girl is not an angry girl. LoL~!

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Pissed.

I hate it! I can't watch matches without worrying about my prelims. I can't slack at one corner of my room without having my mind drift off and think about how expensive tuition is. I have absolutely no life now!

Fuck. Why am I even ranting? Who am I to be pissed of? I brought this upon myself. I could've done it last year, but I just had to do what I did and come back to school in 2005.

In Primary School, all I had to do was flip open my text, read ONE paragraph and I'd get a B. That was exactly how I managed to get into the Express stream in Secondary School. Now, I can sit on some bloody wooden chair till my butt goes numb and NOTHING goes into my head.

Venice fell into the hands of Napoleon because blah blah blah. Venice was able to prosper because blah blah blah. Venice became one of the richest states in Europe because blah blah blah. Marin Falier wasn't a good leader because blah blah blah. Sebastiano Ziani was admired by many because blah blah blah. Marco Polo discovered a route to blah blah blah.

BORRRRIIIIINNNGGG!!!!!!!

I love Social Studies. Just plain memorising; no formulas whatsoever. BUT HAVING TO READ AND REMEMBER A CHAPTER AS LONG AS 'VENICE' CAN KILL MY BRAINCELLS!

That's it. No more distinction for Humanities. I'll be satisfied with a pathetic B-grade. Too many points to stuff into my head. Praying hard that the final year paper would be a piece of cake compared to prelims. Dang!

-I am sick; physically and mentally-

Saturday, September 17, 2005

I am lazy to blog.

Amal: KIM! You see lah! The skin like that! Fuck sey!

Kim: HAHAHAHA! Make your own lah. Replace the top with another picture.

Amal: Who's picture to use? JON JONSSON!

Kim: Go, go, go! Quick! Quick!

Amal & Kim: Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!! Jon Jonsson!!!!!!

Hajar: Wahahaha!

Amal: Oh my gawd! He's so hot!

Kim: I know! He's fucking hot! Oi, you saving all arh? Crazy izzit?!

Amal: OMG!!! So many pictures!!! Aaaaahhhhh!!!

Hajar: You save the that one! You save the that one!

Kim: Hahaha! Hajar, she's gone nuts!

Amal: Oh my goodness... he's so gorgeous! Damn! Why is he like that?!

Kim: Eh, you save all the pics for what sial? What can you do with them?

Amal: Shut up lah, Kim! Be more supportive can or not?

Hajar: You save the that one! You save the URL!

Amal: Go away! Don't disturb me!

Kim: You join all the pictures together and make the skin lah.

Amal: That's what I'm going to do now.

Kim: EH!!! The pic so small, why you want to save?!

Amal: *talking to herself* Eh, cannot cannot! This one have already. Lalalalala....

Hajar: Aiyoh... you see lah, she!


-Amal continues to save J.J.'s pictures and edit them. I watch her resize a couple of them and decide to go home; ALONE!

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Hmm... why?

It's so hard to be a girl these days. Just when I thought I could handle anything that was being thrown my way, I fall into this state that I'm in.









-D E P R E S S I O N-





I'm dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*lies on the ground and sticks out tongue*

Sunday, September 11, 2005

Dogs rock.

I swear, I will never push a baby out of me. Instead, I'll settle for a couple of cute little puppies who will jump for enjoy over a can of Aberdi & Divine. Dogs are lovable, and they do not hurt you deliberately!

Sisters; what a nightmare! I'm telling you, the 12 year old girl in the Lee household is no angel. What she did to me today not only caused me to scream out in pain, but also cuss in front of my dad. Then I, the victim, got yelled at by daddykins because I labelled his precious youngling an 'idiot'.

Thanks alot, dad! You make me feeling effing loved.

I hope you people reading this are not as sadistic and heartless. Tell me, after reading the entire story, if I should get reprimanded!


After lunch today, Dad was sending Mum and Jade to Sun-tec. Mum was sitting in front, so when both of them alighted from the car, I said, in a relatively loud tone, "I'm going to sit in front." Since the door from which Jade alighted from was still open, I put my left leg out and guess what? That retard just had to slam it shut!

Timing was oh-so-perfecto! The pain was undescribably soothing to the bone! Ooh-la-la! Why not do the same for my right leg?

Shithead. Considering it was hurting so bad, and I only said, "JADE! Idiot lah, you!", I was being a good victim ok! No F-word at all! Then my dearest father just had to come into the picture and shield his little cutie-pooh from the monstrous me.

"Stop using that word on your sister! Do you know what's an idiot?!"

How can I not know what's an idiot huh? A very good example would be the fellow who nearly broke my leg into half! Eff off lah! Ji dan gao.

So what if it's just ONE bruise? So what if it's barely visible? It is STILL a bruise, and bruises hurt!! Say sorry so what?! SORRY NO CURE! Next time you put your head at the door ledge and I 'accidentally' slam the door then apologise profusely for it ok? Set?? I promise, it wouldn't hurt one tiny bit...

IT WILL HURT A WHOLE LOT!

Kuku heads! I wouldn't be this pissed if I wasn't being shouted at IN PUBLIC! I wouldn't come online and rant about my family if they were humane enough to show a little concern! Do you think Rocky will do such a thing to me? Will he come out of the car, and without turning behind to look if anyone else was alighting, just fucking shut it?! I doubt so. Oh my gawd... I love for doggies has gone up by 50 notches!

*squeals*

I will look out for opportunities to have my sweet revenge. This time, double the dosage! I'll make sure she bleeds.

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Va-va VOOM!

Enjoy viewing the pictures? You'd better!
That kiddy lil' girl is no more.
Keep a look out for the revamped version of Miss Bombastic when school reopens!!!


Sorry, Muscle man. "Tuition" wasn't exactly fruitful. Too much noise, I guess.
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This is NOT a "Sparrow"


So please get it right. I'm a "Swallow".

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

PICTURE PICTURE PICTURE TIME!!!!!



NICE NICE PICTURE


Hunk alert!!!!!! (I ate his beancurd.)

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

An zua ani kwan eh?!?!

WAH LAO!!!!!!! Why suddenly got pornographic things popping up on my screen?! Nabeh!

Die, die, die! Dad is so gonna kill me.
I am so gonna die before the age of 30.

My eye-bags are getting darker by the second.
Panda cubs are gonna run towards me, thinking that I'm their mum.

4 solid hours of non-stop maths practicing.
But still a truckload of asignments left. Bah!

I found my 9 year old MLTR disc in mum's drawer.
Phew! Can't bear the thought of losing my first ever CD.

Rocky is so cute.
I just wanna squeese him till he goes 'yelp! yelp!'


FUCK THE STUPID POP-UPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Half-naked men with muscular and toned bodies used to be high up on my list of needs.
But now.... huge turn-off man.
The women lagi worse! Lie behind some white sheet with their mouths half-open.

I'm a clean girl.
I'm a clean girl.
I'm a clean girl.
I'm a clean girl.
I'm a clean girl.

Monday, September 05, 2005

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!


Tuition Homework (Maths):
1) Chinese High Paper 1 & 2
2) River Valley High Paper 1 & 2
3) EVSS 2004 Prelim Paper 1 & 2
4) Ten sums from each chapter from TYS

Tuition Homework (Phy&Chem):
1) Organic Chemistry
2) Speed of reaction
3) Optics
4) Metals (descriptive questions)
5) Chemistry Revision 2

EV Holiday Assignments:
1) Chung Cheng 2004 Prelims (Physics)
2) Dunman Secondary 2004 Prelims (Physics)
3) Bukit Panjang Government High School Mid-Yr paper (English Language)
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JIU MING AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, September 04, 2005

What the hell?!

I had no idea





Darn that sneaky girl who took this picture of me, NJ & Amal! Not nice!!!

Friday, September 02, 2005

Celebrate good times, C'mon!

Teachers' day 2005 was definately different from the previous years. Amal and I were sitting at the parade square talking when Fatimah told us, "Eh... later got Amazing race leh!"

Huh?!?!?! Amazing race???? As in, we run around like idiots, trying to look for clues and the team that completes it the fastest would walk away with a hamper??? OH MY GAWD!!!!! Why wasn't I informed about it? Bah! Syahirah and I (who were both wearing padded bras!) ran like how middle-aged women do when there's a sale.

Hahaha! I guess the both of us were a lil' too engrossed in winning. We jay-walked a total of 6 times (and the rules stated: No Jay-walking!). By the time we ran to the 3rd station, we were perspiring like pigs! Uniforms were frickin' drenched!!!!

My class completed 3 out of the 4 stations... and we were the 2nd class to report back to school. I gotta applaud Leon for keeping up with us. Kwahahaha! *clap clap*

Unfortunately, 502 didn't win anything. Champions were those from 409. Kuanli!!!!! You damn lucky, you know or not?!?! Your form teacher was voted "Most Inspiring Teacher" leh... and he was "Top 5 most popular teacher" as well! ARGH!!!!!!! I'm jealous, jealous, jealous! I WANT THE HAMPER!

Performance was kinda cool! Nico Alfonso rocked the stage like no one else could. Gosh~! One of Singapore's fastes rising DJ leh! And he's only 15 this year! Man... my heart could've melted just by watching him spin those discs. =p

The day ended, my ex-classmates came back to EV and Holy Smokes!!!!!! The girls are all so gorgeous now! Joyce, Lynette and Fairuz look so demure and lady-like. Especially my Sec2 bestie, Joyce! Ni xian zai hen shou leh... bian mei le! bian mei le!

Saw that stupid bitchy whorree with Ferli. HAHAHAHA! Wear tuxedo come school wor!!! Sibeh chio arh. Regretted not bringing the cam along... could have taken pictures like crazy with batch 2004. So many babes and hunks... but no camera. Wasted~

Took one very nice picture with the hunkalicious Danny. Haven't gotten it from him yet, but I'll post it up once I receive it (like always).

*hysterical scream*

Had so much fun catching up with my ol' dudes. Hakim, Fifie, Danial, Zul, Hasli, Adil, Azmi, Faiz, Shaun, Kenneth, Danny and... and... JIANSHUN the kungfu master in very, very long pants. That dirty-minded Fifie kept talking about some sick topic. *growls* I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING... I NEVER SEE ANYTHING. Dildo dude!

Hasli's a student nurse now. Started attachment yesterday... so cool! He changed into his white uniform and I began shouting at Komala, "Komi!!!! He stole my job! He stole my job!" And my dearest Komi Martian said, "Yah, yah! True, true!" Lol!!! She's just so lovable.

I always thought graduates would come back to school as YOUNG ADULTS. But no!!! They just had to ask me, "Kim, where's your best friend?". Very funny huh??? You all watch out!! I hope you wake up the next day with kurap all over! Muahahaha!

Danny: Eh, you should be wearing home clothes like us one, you know?

Kim: Aiyoh!!!

Danny: Really mah...

Kim: You count 365 days from now. By then I'll be back here in home clothes like you.

Yes, I regret what I did last year. You guys won't be disppointed this year though. hehe~
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Laugh-able comments

1) Shuddup lah, Ah lian! Talk so much!

2) Hey, your breasts are sagging!

3) What you do at night sial?! Why your eye so black?

4) Talking about what?! Dildo arh?

5) He say the picture not nice cos he's not in it! He wants to be in the picture lah!