Monday, February 13, 2006

For those who'll die if I don't tell you

Friday started out a little rough. Why? Because one fucker called my mum whilst I was sleeping to inform her that I had to wear my uniform to collect my results and that coloured hair isn't allowed.

I felt like ripping her vocal cords out of her (the fucker's) throat at that point of time. I mean, which retard would call her student six hours before the releasing of results and tell the student's parents that blonde hair ain't allowed? Which brings me to the next point, HOW RIDICULOUS CAN A SCHOOL GET?! They had more than a month to inform students but they just had to choose the tenth of February to inform them.

So Amal and Hajar called me and we had a conference. I was whining about how much I hated the fucker and how badly I wanted to burn down the school. Also, I was going on and on about how I had to spend eleven bucks on some bloody hairspray. Then Amal suggested that I wear a wig cos her brother has a few black ones. I was over the moon when I heard that and kept begging her to get a wig for me. She said that I was insane and I would look real fake cos one of the wigs reached her waist when she tried it on and the other black wig was an afro.

Nevertheless, I was bugging her to lend me her afro since the school only asked us to have black hair (afro is black what!) and they said nothing about having crazy hairstyles.

Me: AMAL! Just lend lah! Afro is black right? I don't want to buy hairspray!!!!!!!

Amal: What the fuck?! Kim, are you insane?! It's an afro for goodness sake!!!

Hajar: *uncontrollable laughter*

In the end, Amal bought this bottle of dark brown hairspray for me and she helped to hide my blonde fringe from the eyes of the evil security guard and teachers.

Took a cab to school from Hajar's place and ran into a few of our classmates at the front gate. Damn security guard didn't allow them to enter because he was checking students individually for coloured hair. Boon Juay and Audrey then came with a few cans of black spray and everyone went to the coffeeshop and started spraying each other's hair.

Amal, Hajar, Mara and some others were allowed to enter. When it was my turn, the ah-pek made me turn around, stared at me, made me turn 180 degrees and said, "Your behind brown! Cannot go in!"

Dammit.

I had to join Audrey and Boon Juay outside for some last minute spraying and my hair already had a mixture of black, brown and ash. My collar was stained, but who cares? Was gonna throw the sickening uniform away anyway.

On my second attempt of entering the school, I was permitted to go in. WOOTS! So a whole group of us were waiting in the rain for Boon Juay to come in but the guard didn't grant him access cos he still had a patch of blonde at the back of his head. And guess what? Ah-pek took the hairspray from Boon Juay and helped him cover up the blonde patch!!

OMG!! We were laughing our asses off as the raindrops fell on our heads. I mean, the guard was paid to keep those who disobeyed the school rules out of the school but there he was, helping one student to spray his hair black!

AH-PEK ROCKS!!!!!

Went up to the hall and Boon Juay and I were stopped by Miss See. Wah lao eh, why both of us always kena one?!! This time, we were caught for not tucking in our shirts. I then explained to Miss See that I had to tuck it out cos I could only zip my skirt up half-way. -_-"

Top Express student was Seumas and top Normal Academic student was Steph. So what else is new? Ah, congrats to the both of them anyway! Steph, all the best!!

Amal was the first one to collect her results and I was feeling anxious for her. As she walked back to where we were sitting, she began shouting, "Yeah! yeah!" non-stop! She made it through this time round. All her struggles and tears have paid off. Huge congrats from me, babe!! See you in poly soon!!

It was my turn a few minutes later. My Foo saw me approaching and smiled a little. He then produced my result slip and placed it on the desk in front of me.

I saw my grades and began screaming hysterically. Mr Foo was chuckling at the sight of me hopping around and the girl sitting next to him was staring at me like I was some kinda freak. But she was sweet enough to wish me good luck after she handed me my year book and other JAE stuff.

Called Dad and spilled the news to him. Afterwhich, Mrs Lin, Harris, Shirleen, Kelly and Garry were informed. KELLY GOT 8 POINTS LEH!!! So smart right?! Wah piang eh!!

Ok ok, I so wanna thank so many teachers right now!! Miss Lee, Mr Farizal, Mr Aw, Miss See, Mrs Tan Siew Leng, Mr Foo, Mrs Tan Siaw Fung, Mr Yeo, Mr Tsia, Mrs Lee, Mrs Ng, and my tutors; Mrs Lin and Miss Honey!! THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING!! The homework, the nags, the reprimandings, the extra classes, the extra sets of worksheets, the study notes and all the other tortures. THANK YOU, FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART!

Pigged out at Billy Bombers (Bugis Junction) with Amal, Hajar and Pard. Ordered Kamikaze, Fish&Fries, two American brownies, Chocolate Bombers Sundae and an Original Sin. Gawd, I was so stuffed I felt like puking when I was only half done with my brownie. Never mind, Amal and Haj helped me finish it. Heh~

CAM-WHORED WITH THE THREE OF THEM! First it was at Pretty In Tokyo then it was at the back alley beside Bugis Village. Hahaha! I had one of the funnest times of my life.




The other pictures of us in the back alley has yet to be uploaded into the com, but I'll show it to you guys soon (like I always do) =p

Yesterday, chilled out at Mrs Lin's place with Michelle and Jesslyn with pizza, nuggets, wedges, chicken wings, and tonnes of other kinds of food. My ex-tutor then gave us a talk on what courses would lead to which degree and how to get into a university in the shortest, fastest possible way.

Jesslyn and I then went to NYP for some talk and the Director of Nursing INVITED US TO JOIN HER LECTURE WITH THE YEAR 2 STUDENTS ON TUESDAY!!! My goodness, God is great all the time! All the time, God is great! I, a previously rejected student of NYP, is now being invited to join a lecture!! How many others are lucky enough to have this kinda opportunity? Omg, I can't believe this is all happening!!

This post is rather long eh? Haha! Well, so much has been happening these past two days. I'm anxiously waiting for tuesday to arrive. A one-hour lecture at NYP. Woohoo! Until the next time I blog, take care everyone!!

Amal, Hajar, Steph, Kelly and Nicky.... All the best to each and everyone of you! Thank you for always being able to take my craps and temper. The frequent trips to Mondi for lunch, supper at McDonalds after work, bitching moments etc. Love you all loads!