Thursday, April 13, 2006

It's been 10 days...

Hohohohohoho!!!! I can't remember the last time I left my blog un-updated for so long! 10 DAYS! Aiyah, what to do? I was occupied with work, Jasmine's farewell party, a stayover at Clara's, watching The O.C. on DVD, watching Memoirs of a geisha on VCD, preparing for my orientation, packing and rearranging my room etc.

So now that I've FINALLY found time to blog, let's start off with bitching about one unreasonable customer who's so unreasonable, it makes him and his wife look retarded.

I think it was on Saturday night when Adeline, Denise and I were all stationed in the red zone. Then in came this couple who chose to sit at Table 6 and picked me (among the rest of the service crew) to take their order.

Taking orders? No problem.

The gentlemen (did I just say he was a gentlemen? remind me to gag myself later on) ordered a T-bone steak and after I keyed his order into my PDA, he asked me this:

"Young lady, can you tell the chefs to make my steak half medium rare and the other half well done?"

What. Kind. Of. STUPID. Order. Is. That. ?!.

Obviously, there ain't no such thing as a medium rare cum well done steak in Billy Bombers. I checked with Joe if it was possible to do such a thing and his answer was no.

Manager say cannot so I tell him cannot lor. Then he insisted on me bringing the piece of steak out for him to cut it into half for the kitchen crew so they could make one half of it well done and the other half, medium rare.

Hmm... I already told him that there's nothing I could do since the manager already said no. He then claimed that our service was "very stiff... very inflexible". I passed off a real sarcastic, "I shall take note of that".

Don't be such a moron can? Saturday night leh! We having full-house ok! Think the kitchen crew so free give you two different doners for your damned piece of cow meat is it? You're only paying 10% service charge... and that is fucking little. If you expect so much from young waitresses like moi, why don't you give the company 50% service charge and add on another $200 tip?

Your wife only know how to eat steak which is well done huh? Then order two sirloin steaks and the both of you can enjoy lah! Not enough money to purchase two sets of steaks? Simple. DON'T EAT STEAK LOR! No money still wanna come Billy Bombers and makan... go to kopitiam and order beef noodles lah.

Customers like this are really senseless. HAHAHAHAHAHA! I can't resist laughing at their stupidity and the way they frown when they are "angry". KWAHAHAHAHA! Those looks on their faces; classic!

You think my service is "very stiff... very inflexible" right? Let me ask you, your wife's pussy one side hairy, one side totally bald huh? I suppose the pits under her arms is hairless on one side whereas it's real bushy on the other eh? MY GAWD!!!! Now I understand why you made such a dumb request... now I truly understand. Cos you are the one that always help her shave off her remaining pubic and armpit bulu.

Ok, I admit. My service is rather "stiff" and "inflexible" as compared to yours. I am SOOOOOO sorry. =)

Brainless customers aside. Let's move on to the stayover at Clara's.

Errr.... what can I say? That girl sleeps like a log! One of her pals was giving her morning calls around 6-7am and she managed to sleep through it WITHOUT WAKING UP! I woke up eventually and put on my ear-plugs but Clara... she just continued snoozing away. And then I found out the record number of morning calls her friend gave her in a single morning was 102 missed calls.

-_-"

You don't find it noisy meh? Siao charbo.

Hey bitch, Happy anniversary! Enjoy and DON'T quarrel.

I'm starting school on Monday. Yay. Orientation's this Thursday. Yippee. Gotta starting hitting the books and going psychotic. Woots.

Time to go off now. Will blog about the farewell party another day. In the mean time, here's a picture of us; the pioneer batch of MS staff (without Ruyan and Garry).