Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Here it is, the long-awaited post (FINALLY!)

Let's start off with the judo competition which was held at Hougang Secondary last week. Hmm... I believe the girls did quite well. A couple of them got the bronze trophy which isn't too bad.

Lois was outstanding in her performance =)

I wonder... will I ever be as active as I was back in 2001-2004? It's gonna be real tough getting back on track.

Why?

I just had my weight taken at SATA and I currently weigh a damned 51.7kg!! That's an increase by 3kg in just a short time span of ONE MONTH!!

And the best thing is, yesterday, while I went to take a picture for my student pass, I commented that my face was too round and that I look fat. Clara then said, "Yah. True... you look fat. It's an honest feedback."

Oh boy... looks like those late-night suppers at Makansutra with the crew are adding to the pounds.

I promise, no more char kway teow, hokkien mee, oyster omelette, barbequed chicken wings, chicken burgers, milk-shakes and sundaes.

Ok, enough about my unhealthy intake of lard. Let's shift back to what happened at Hougang Sec while waiting for the school bus to arrive. I was standing at the side of Dojo 1, with two boys, kae-jay and zee-jay beside me.

For some unknown reason, they seem unable to resist touching each other.

Initially, I thought zee-jay was the rascal who went around making other guys horny. BUT I WAS WRONG!!!! kae-jay was just as deprived and I witnessed him trying to grope zee-jay!

Oh my frickin' goodness.

Zee-jay then told me later on that kae-jay "pulled (his) cock hair" and he retaliated by poking kae-jay on his balls.

My heart is aching so much right now. Both these boys are so manly and good-looking! WHY MUST BECOME GAY?!! And why keep touching each other's didi??? What happened to the innocent boys I once knew???

cRy ='(

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Listen up, people! I won't be resigning from Billy's.... yet.

HEY!! Don't jump the gun and claim that I was ringing the false alarm about me leaving. My dad did tell me to quit my job and concentrate on my studies.

But after paying my admission fees, I told him that he needn't waste more hard earned dough on me if I had a job. He agreed to let me stay with Billy's provided I promise him that I'll be able to balance both studies and work.

Whoopee!!!!! I'M STAYING! I'M STAYING! I'M STAYING!

Ehhhh... as for the previous face-off with Joe Kok, I'm putting it aside after a heart-to-heart talk with my other colleagues. Boy, those guys are the most mature and understanding bunch I've ever come across.

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My poly enrolment is such a hassle. Gotta fill in so many forms, photo-copy so many shit craps, take a passport sized photogragh, go for some dumb medical check-up etc.

I broke down on Sunday night because my dad was bugging me about how the payments should go about and he became frustrated. Ok, fine! I'm frustrated over this stupid CPF/Interbank Giro thingy too! You don't have to raise you voice at me! And when I'm filling in stuff online, DON'T help me click random icons. You know nuts about such stuff.

GAWD!!!!

Today, I went all the way to Chai Chee for the dumb check-up and you know what the specialist told me at the end of the day?

I have to come back tomorrow for another test because of certain reasons which will not be disclosed.

Sickening sia!!! Now gotta waste both time and money because of.... urgh! They better get it right tomorrow. THEY HAD BETTER GET IT RIGHT!!

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*inhale, exhale*

I've calmed down.

Janice's wedding on the 25th was great! Well, it wasn't a grand affair like Eugene's but no choice lah. Food was delicious, service sucked, emcees were non-existant but the interaction with other family members and churchies retained the smile on my face.

I GOT TO SEE MY NEPHEWS!!! Sebastian and Sherman are now 11 and 7 respectively. The younger nephew is now a child model ok! Got port-folio summore leh!

Seb shocked me when he told me he went for Green Day's concert. He's only in Primary School and he's been to a rock concert?! THIS IS SO UNFAIR!! I couldn't afford those front-row seats when BSB and Fort Minor came to Singapore.

Why must go for front-row seats?

Then ask yourself this: Why pay money for a seat right at the back where all you are able to see are the heads of taller people, the stage lights and the big screen? Why don't you just chip in a little bit more to have a perfect view of your idol?

Makes sense?

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Last night, as I was chatting with my ex-tutor, Mrs Lin, she told me that one of her student's father called and accused her of certain things.

These were what Mrs Lin got reprimanded for:
-tuition timings were too rigid
-tuition fees are too expensive
-his daughter had to go for tuition 3 days straight during the March holidays
-his daughter is relying too much of tuition lessons
-why can't his daughter have tuition on weekends

Firstly, I don't see what's so "rigid" about having tuition ONCE A WEEK for only TWO HOURS per session. The student in topic, HN, has been with Mrs Lin since 2003 and she is one of the two Top Maths students who has been groomed by Mrs Lin. The other Maths genius would be Cynthia.

Mrs Lin's fees are $180 for every four lessons. That's 45 bucks per lesson. Yes, you can argue that it's costly but think, HN has become one of the top scorers for Maths in her school. If you're her parent, what would you care more about; money or your daughter's education?

I understand that any parent would be concerned about their kid if he/she was made to go for tuition three days in a row during their holidays.

Well, Mrs Lin didn't force HN to have more lessons. HN requested for it. Unfortunately, her father just had to put the blame on my ex-tutor before he got things right. And please, it is definately NOT Mrs Lin's fault that HN is too dependent on tuition lessons.

Lastly, Mrs Lin has partnered with a few other tutors (who teach different subjects) and they use her home as a tuiton centre. She gives Maths tuition on weekdays while the other teachers occupy the house on weekends to give tuition on their respective subjects while Mrs Lin attends Church services.

As if working five days straight ain't tiring enough. You expect her to forgo her religious gatherings on weekends too? C'mon lah, she's human. She needs time away from work; SHE NEEDS TO REST! Don't expect her to give up her activities just so she can accomodate your schedule.

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Now's the interesting part. Someone confronted a sissified coward for me!

You still remember who's *mushroom? From now onwards, I'm gonna use his real name to blog about the incident.

Syazni, I appreciate you sending me back to Ang Mo Kio while we were still on good terms. Because of me, you missed your last bus and I was nice enough to loan you $15 to take a cab back to Hougang.

But I decided not to get into a relationship with you and our friendship went downhill from there. Don't come to me and tell me that you argued with Dick on the phone when he asked you to stop harrassing Clara via sms.

It is none of my business and you had the nerve to tell me you ARGUED with Dick and told him, "What?! I'm just sms-ing Clara to ask about Kim lah. Why would I wanna disturb her? I'm not even interested in her man!". Crap. You were so petrified at the tone of Dick's voice that you were only able to say things like "ok" and "ok, cool".

Don't make yourself sound so chivalrous and manly in front of me.

At first, Syazni planned to repay me (for lending him the cab fare) by treating me to a movie and nachos. But eversince the rejection, I stopped contacting him and he sent me an sms saying,"I know you wouldn't go on the movie date with me. But don't worry girl. I will return you every cent that I owe you once I get my pay."

Now, this is what I genuinely detest. If you are broke, why try and date someone? You barely have enough cash to support yourself and you wanna have a girlfriend? Go fug the rug at your door step.

He claimed that he would pay me once he gets his salary eh? Bullshit.

BULLSHIT!

That little fry quit his job before pay day and never came back to BB (except on Valentines' Day with his bunch of childish poser friends but thou shall not go there).

Just like this, I never saw my fifteen dollars again. That coward didn't even dare to reply Clara when she sent him a message, telling him that he's got no testicles.

And then, last Thursday, I got to see first hand how much of a scardy cat he is.

I was at the bus-stop with Garry and when I looked to my left, there he was with his new girl. Aaawww.... he was holding her hand and looking my way, macam daring me to look at him and his sayang. Clara, you still remember the time when he kept professing his "love" for me? Hahahaha!

"Kim, you're making me fall deeper in love with you. I fall in love very easily."

*shrieks!!!!!* I am thoroughly grossed out by that line.

It then occurred to me that Syazni would be taking the same bus as Garry and I to Hougang.

Fuck.

I managed to board the bus first and I chose a seat at the back. Coward and penniless Syazni just had to sit directly in front of me even though there were other seats available.

Double fuck.

So be it. You wanna attract my attention/provoke me, I can play at that game. I told Garry the entire story about what happened between me and that mothafucker. Of course, I didn't miss out the part about my money leaving my pocket and not finding it's way back.

Garry then did something which made me realise the difference between a real man and a man wannabe.

The moment he saw Syazni press the bell, he stood up and went over to Syazni's seat, tapped his shoulder and said, "Eh, Syazni, I heard you still owe Kim money. Still owe right? So when you gonna return?"

That bugger only managed to mumble, "Err... yah... later ah."

He said he would pay me back "later", didn't he?

CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP

The moment Garry went back to where I was, Syazni got up and alighted the bus with that hooker he was with.

No money to pay me back then say lah! Later, later, later... your later equals to never. Got money bring girlfriend jalan jalan, no money return me right. Take cash from girl and never return... NO SHAME!

The next time I run into him, I will use the line, "Oi! I want my money back. Don't tell me later... why cannot pay now?!" Stupid sonofabitch. I still can't figure out why I let him send me home in the first place. Ew! Garry mentioned that I own a sort of charisma which only attracted mats.

Oh gimme a break lah, dude! You think I wanted him to fall for me meh? Siao.