Thursday, May 11, 2006

All happening in May!!

I am gonna be broke by the end of May. Seriously!

Firstly, quite a number of my friends/course-mates/colleagues chose to come into the world as infants during the fifth month of the year. Buying gifts for this group of people alone could cause a hole to appear in my pocket. Or worse, it might cause my atm card to... erm... get stuck in the atm machine???

I don't know. BUT the main thing is, I will definately be declared BANKRUPT. Then I have Theresa (Nicholas)'s farewell gift and Mum's present for Mothers' Day.

I gotta figure something fast man... maybe I should try shoplifting since I've never done it before.

Hmm... good idea eh? Maybe I SHOULD try and steal a T-shirt bra for Mumsie. (Sssshhh... don't tell her I took it from the stall without paying hor!!)

















YOU'RE THE WORLD'S BIGGEST IDIOT IF YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE I'D DO SUCH A THING.



Recently, I got some tips from Sandra on how to lose weight without needing to do any streinous exercise. OMG. Her dieting tips are working like a charm! My tummy is flatter than usual and I don't need to starve myself in the process.

Ok, I'm gonna set a long-term goal right here, right now!!

By my birthday, I shall be lighter by 5 kilos; 46kg!! Yippee, I wouldn't need to suck in my tummy whenever I don tight-fitting outfits like my Giordano V-necks, bikinis and the casual tank tops. But please ah, NO STRETCH MARKS!!! Will I be one of the suay char bos who have to live with stretch marks all over their bodies?

God, please NO!!!!!!



School, school, school, school!!!!

Can I be any crazier?! I'm actually loving lectures and tutorials, I have no idea why!

It could be because I've a new clique; a bunch of very lively and looney girls. Or is it because there's this one particular heart-throb in my lecture group (I call him The Eye-Candy)? Is it possible that I've finally adapted to the lifestyle of a poly-student?

Whatever the reason is, I don't give a heck! I FEEL SO ALIVE NOW!

Those horrible days as an East Viewian (in 2005) are OVER! Thou shall do my best to forget about the events that took place, the people I came across and the nightmare teacher I had to withstand.

Moving the topic onto that fucking teacher I had, I intend to despise her for a little while more and eventually erase her from my memory so my mind has extra space for other memories which are even more worthwhile to keep. Haha! That little brain of mine seems to be transforming into a handphone.. must forget all about leon, otherwise not enough memory space.

Last Wednesday, I went back to EV to collect my 'O' levels and leaving certificate. I was beaming when I saw the grades I attained for my exams. LoL! My smile became even broader when a teaching staff (dunno who) stood beside me, took a peek at my cert., and praised me for scoring so well.

And then the clerk took out my leaving cert. and passed it to me. I read the words written under "Remarks" and nearly choked on my own phlem.

"Kimberly was a student of East View Secondary School from 2001 to 2005"

I am well aware of how YOU feel about my presence. If you have nothing but negative stuff to say about me as your student, THEN JUST TYPE IT ALL OUT. Go ahead and tell the world how I humiliated two of my classmates online and how I got my ass kicked the very next day in school, add in how I skipped school for three days to attend the Judo Championships and how I talked back to you during Maths EC whenyou accused me of playing truant.

Go on, write it all down. I couldn't care less.

Other students might get all panicky and stuff when they receive bad remarks from their teachers, but not me. Why? Because I don't intend to get any sponsorships from any of the local hospitals. I don't even intend to become a nurse immediately after receiving my Diploma. My father has connections in SIA so yeah, I CAN EASILY GET A JOB WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR FUCKING TESTIMONIAL.

I think it was yesterday when I met Mugi in the South-wing of the Library and I told him about the testimonial I received from Leon. He exclaimed, "Eh! Me also!! Dunno what kind of stupid tesimonial is that sia! Wah lao!"

Tsk tsk... are you being biased against us, repeat students, for making life hell for you when we joined 502? Or are you just plain lazy huh??

You think I wanna join your class meh?! Chee bai! Is the express classes all full then we kena appointed as your students one ok! Spawn of a melted snowball.

I admit, it was MY FAULT that many of the 502 students didn't like me. I don't blame anyone for my unpopularity. BUT I BLAME YOU FOR MAKING 2005 SUCH A HORRENDOUS YEAR! Bless you, bow-legged one, for there are many others out there waiting for you to trip and fall flat on your nose so they would be able to laugh straight at you.

I shall be the first:

KWAHAHAHAHA! BUAHAHAHAHA! WAHAHAHAHA! GAHAHAHAHA! MUAHAHAHAHA!

You psychotic little vermin! May you rot in hell till the devil himself faints from the foul odour.

Shit, I think I went off topic. Okok, back to what I was saying... I LOVE NYP.

But here's a note to those who're planning to join Nursing after their 'N's/'O's. Make sure your command of English is good. I'm not joking here.

You're rquired to type out reports and essays during your ICAs and attachments. If your final workpiece is all written in broken English, do you think the lecturers/doctors would understand what you're trying to say about the patient's condition during his/her stay in the hospital?

PLUS, if you can't spell well, how are you gonna pass you practical tests when lecturers asks you to identify th different types of bones?

MAKES SENSE EH?!!

So while you're still in Secondary School, PAY EXTRA ATTENTION TO ENGLISH IF YOUR LANGUAGE IS WEAK.



Damn. It's already pass 8 o'clock. Time for Sociology... the 4 hours I spent on it early this morning (10pm-2am) wasn't enough to help me master the subject. Adios people!

Kimmi, OUT!