Thursday, August 24, 2006

Almost there! Just almost!!!

I'll be having my last paper tomorrow morning at 8.30am. Buahahahaha!! School officially ends at 10.30, afterwhich, it's time for me to go for a lil' swimming with the other nurses. Getting really out of shape eversince the semestral exams started. Must be the stress level. Stress = eat. Hahaha! I think it was after my second paper when I asked my dad for a gym membership and he looked at me as though I'd lost it.


Our conversation went something like this:

Me: Papa, I want to go gym. Can give me membership?

Dad: *flabergasted look* Huh?! You want gym membership for what?!

Me: Exercise lah! I want 6 pac. Hahaha!

Dad: Go do sit-ups lah.

Me: Yah lah... go gym do lah!

Dad: Here also can do what... come, do now!

Me: AH?!?!

Dad: *walks into bedroom and tells mum* That big one wants gym membership leh... siao! At home can exercise but wanna go gym.


WEI!!! I currently have no waist leh... cannot help me get abs meh?? Neber mind, neber mind! I'm on a strict exercise regime now, so in about three months time, I'll flash my abs at him and go, "See! All DIY one. YOU CAN OR NOT?!". LoL~!

Ok, my parents (especially daddykins) might have a slight perception that I'm crackers. I don't deny being a little too looney at times, but why be so serious right?! Let loose and you'll see less facial lines, grey hair and menopause.

Don't believe huh? Just take me for an example. Got any wrinkles on my face not? Any grey hair? Still having menses or not??

No wrinkles, but got zits (still growing mah... big, bigger, BIGGEST!). Not a grey hair in sight cause Tim does a great job in colouring my strands everytime I pay him a visit at X'pect Studios. As for the monthly thingy... I STILL MUST WASTE MONEY BUYING STUPID PADS OK!! So nope, I'm NOT going through menopause just yet. Gimme another three more decades ok?

I further ruined my reputation this morning when I woke up at 3am and couldn't get back to sleep. "Borrowed" my sis' mp3 but the songs in there all suck! My goodness, the both of us are really like chalk and cheese man. I'm definately the cheese... dairy product!! Gives you plenty of calcium and very nice to squeese. Her? Totally straight and stiff throughout. WAHAHAHAHA! Kidding kidding. My father says hers will be bigger than mine wor! She'll also be taller than me. BAH! W-h-a-t-e-v-e-r.

Alamak, go off track liao! Fuck.

So listened to her MP3 for about an hour and realised that I was wasting the precious minutes in my life. So I took the lappy and watched cartoons on Youtube from 4am to a freaking 8am! My dad woke up around 6.30 and saw me with the lappy on my lap and with earphones. As always, the spastic look was on his face. HAHAHAHAHA! Cannot tahan... too funny already lah!

He thinks I'm psycho, alright. Yeaps, no doubt about that.

I was watching my favourite Disney movie of all time; Aladdin! He kinda reminds me of someone... especially when he asked Jasmine if she trusted him.

"Can take bus from the other side to Toa Payoh... trust me. TRUST ME!"

Ah, it's all in the past. Come next month, all's over. Rightnow must concentrate on getting those killer abs. If Zoe Tay can do it, I ALSO CAN! But mine will be better than hers cause I don't have the help of slimming pills to get rid of my water weight. Gonna ask my dad to be my personal trainer. Hahaha! He did have abs back in the late 1990s, but after we shifted to Ang Mo Kio, his hunky figure all went to hades. Tsk tsk, told you AMK was a bad choice! Now my turn to get the pacs... and mine are STAYING ok!

My ideal weight; 48kg. I'm currently a damned 52kilos. Fuck all the char kway teow and brownies lah! Make me look so pregnant. Other people lose weight when they stress, I'm the exact opposite. And to think my metabolism is sky-high but I still got flab... just imagine how much I tuck into. BY THE TRUCKLOAD AH!

Nah, I won't think about that bulge of mine any longer. Why must dwell on all the unhappy thoughts? Last paper is this thursday! And on Friday, there's tonnes that I need to do. First, I gotta pack my room cause my grandparents will be moving in at the end of the month and after that, I'll be meeting dearest Kelly for dinner and some catching up! It's been two months since I last saw her and Kathy. *Cry* Kathy's no longer working at Billy's because of.... Ugh!! That fucker! Make poor Kat go through so much... Fuck you!

So glad the hols are in a few days' time. I can go back to work!! Hahaha! Mandy's leaving at the end of August (finally!), can earn more $$$ to buy more clothes, can learn how to make that new alcoholic milkshake (bacardi and rum is it? dunno lah!) and I'm a senior staff now, so I can boss those new people around. Hahahahaha!!!

Please lah... you think I'll do such a thing meh? Blardy hell.

I realise SOMEONE has been blogging the exact same way as me. Copycat. Fuck off. Dunno how to come up with your own style of writing and your own choice of words meh? Fucking irritating with such idiots around to just write like you and the worse part is, she thinks she can be the next Wendy Cheng and that her England berry powderful. Suck balls! I'll be frank here; there are alot of grammatical errors, spelling errors and some parts of your entries are unclear (as in not well elaborated so others have no crap idea what you're tryin' to say).

*smirks*

As written in my profile, I'll take it in my stride that others NOTICE me. How many of you people get noticed and copied? Not many, I suppose. Cannot blame these mindless creatures for trying to be like me. My readership has increased to an average of 350 every month. *sinister laugh* Do YOU have that?

Go find your own style of writing lah, for Heaven's sake. Be original! Be yourself! There's a reason why God made you you. If he plans for you to copy others, he might as well just make that person a twin and save the trouble of bringing you into this world right? You are yourself. So write like how you usually write and quit trying to be someone you're not.


"A nurse has to recognise that every client is unique and different. Therefore, a nurse should not be judgmental and has treat everyone equally; regardless of race, social status, religion and culture."

See? They even teach us that no single being on earth is 100% identical. I was born to be a nurse.

Aisey man!!!!