Monday, August 07, 2006

Night life... at Jalan Kayu

Hougang Point and Jalan Kayu seems to be the two places which I have been spending most of my time. The other two bitches are damn happy because they live damn near these two places whereas I live furthest away. Aiyah, wanna blame oso must blame AMK for not having 24 hour foodcourt or coffeeshop (which sells good food) near my place.

UNFAIR SIA!!!!!

So Hougang Point is our dessert heaven. Haha! Thanks to Salmon who was the one who brought me there first, I am now truly addicted to the Mango Ice. Yummy! WITHOUT CONDENSE MILK HOR! But last Friday's serving was fucking horrible. The amount of mango sauce they gave me was overflowing... literall overflowing till my fingers also kena when I took to bowl to the alfresco. And, the worst part is, all the mango pieces were SOUR!

Eh, auntie! I look pregnant is it? Wah lao... I popped the first piece in my mouth and I couldn't open my eyes after that. Fucking taste of all the citric acid gushing out to fill the corners of my mouth. My gawd!

Then just yesterday, the three of us planned to have some Jalan Kayu prata at around... 5am? Yeaps. The initial idea was the have me, creeping out of the house (without dad's consent), hail a cab, go to Siti's place, pick her up, go to Clara's place, pick her up then move on to Prata Paradise.

But guess what?!

My alarm rang, I off-ed it, went back to sleep!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think it was around 6.30am that I received an sms from Siti, saying something like, 'Eh, woman! I thought we were suppose to meet at 5.30? Now already 6.30!" But after reading it, I just knocked off yet again. Too shagged to get up lah!

In the end, I left the house at 11am. Had a quick shower, washed up, used the moisturiser Clara bought and couldn't decide on what to wear. Heck! Just put on what I wore the previous night to Hougang Heaven. PROTECT ENVIRONMENT! Left the house at 11.30am.

Wahahahaha! Flight kena delayed by 6 whole hours. LoL~! Picked Siti up at her bus-stop and went to Clara's lobby (bloody hell... LOBBY LEH!!) and headed for Prata Paradise.

I had two cheese pratas. Very nice, I tell you. The hot/melted cheese just enhances the taste of the prata very well. Lovely lovely!! Belle and Cinderella chose to have one cheese prata and one plaster prata each. Plaster prata very nice meh? Looks so....ordinary. Mr Beast (wahahaha!) had the exact same as his beauty, afterwhich, he and Cinderella shared an Ice-cream prata which had a brown HEAD! Ew.

I took a video of Beast attacking the head and Cindie going for the scrotum. I'M NOT JOKING. Scrotum with whipped cream tastes nice doesn't it? Yummy! The whip of Jasmine does wonders to whipped cream.

ANYWAY!

Once we were done with the cheese, the plasters, the ice-cream, the cokes and the dinosoe, we went to (of all places), The Animal Resort. Stupid Siti suggested that we walk into the Resort... which took us HALF AN HOUR!

With Singapore's weather... YOU WANT US TO WALK!!

Reached our destination, fed the ponies and goat some carrots. Dickson loves the pony's teeth. Clara and I fell in love with the little bunnies. The feeling you get from all the tiny babies nibbling food from your palm... hahaha!! TICKLISH! Even when the food were all gone, they were licking my palm with their cute little tongues. I WANT A BUNNY FOR CHRISTMAS!

Spotted a couple of dogs which in turn reminded me of my late Rocky. Miss him tonnes... my baby boy.

The ones I absolutely fell in love with were this baby German sheperd (who had recently just been flown in from Germany) and a baby Shetland sheepdog. OMG! I might consider being a dog breeder in the future.... MIGHT! Cos if I really do become a breeder for canines, Siti will be in a lot of trouble. Hahaha!

We left the farm at about 4.30, I guess. We were walking back to Jalan Kayu when we spotted a Dalmatian... Siti freaked out first. THE DALMATIAN CHASED US, THREE GIRLS OK! It's not that I was afraid... but it looked ferocious with those eyes so I kinda ran a lil bit.

Dickson: Eh! You three don't run lah! DON'T RUN! You run it will run after you. It thinks you are playing with it! *waves the dog away* Okok, enough enough. Go away. *dog goes away*

What the heow!

And to think I'm the one who grew up with dogs. Pui! That Dalmatian also another one... Dickson so big size, got squeese-able butt, don't wanna chase. Go and chase the girls. Next time go for the better bait lah.

So yeah, that roughly rounds up my Saturday. NEVER STUDY ONE BIT. Die die die. Which explains why I have to start mugging like, NOW! So, bye bye!

PS: No more updates till my last paper is over. That'll be... after the 24th of August. Good luck to those having killer-examinations too. NR0608, ALL THE WAY!!! Bitches&Beast, stay cool. I'll be back in a week or two. Hey, that rhymes! Stay cool, I'll be back in a week or two! Woots! My poem skills rawk!

Sitting by the fountain,
and hear the splashes of water.
Eating her epok-epok,
and epok-epok.
AND GARLIC BREAD!
We can see the Morning Glory,
and the Coconut tree.
Everything,
by the side of the fountain.
STOP!