Sunday, June 18, 2006

What a day/night!

I had filming at Siti's just yesterday with my sub-group. The first half of it all was really enjoyable. We shot Shidah's scene at the lift lobby and those damned aircrafts kept hovering around Hougang so yeah, there were TONNES of bloopers for that scene.

I think it was an hour and a half later, we all felt peckish so the team decided to dial for pizzas! Jue and I were craving for chicken... so KFC it was for us! Woots! Yum... cheese fries, whipped potato and extra succulent chicken pieces!

Then I had my scene to shoot. Hahaha! Two takes were all I needed. But I realised how strange I look... oh no, not "strange". More like FUGLY!

As you all should be able to tell, I was having one hell of a fun time completing this ICA of module 1027. That is, until that two foreign girls started giving me trouble and making life so fucking difficult to live!

Here's the scoop; I sent them an sms, telling them to take bus 72 to Siti's place immediately after their class. THEY REPLIED TO TELL ME THEY UNDERSTOOD WHAT I SAID! So as I was busy with something on Miss Siti's laptop, that fucking CK told me that both she and M were at Yio Chu Kang station, not knowing where to go.

Fine. They're not local... they're unfamiliar with the routes here. Ok, I called them to give 'em directions and specifically indicated that I needed them to send me a note once they board the bus so I know when I should go downstairs to wait for them.

CK then sent me a note a few seconds after hanging to tell me that they were waiting for the bus.

GREAT! I flared up and replied, "SMS ME WHEN U BOARD!".

Here's their reply to me while they were on bus 72, "We are now on the board".

I went downstairs with Nad to wait for them. Two of bus 72 went pass and we couldn't see those two blur cocks onboard either one of those buses. I had no choice but to call M and ask her for the bus' license plate number.

"M, I need you to tell me the license plate number of the bus"

"Huh.. err... ah... what?"

"LICENSE PLATE NUMBER! Look at where the driver is sitting. What is the license plate number?"

"Eeehhhh... erm... can you send me a message? I dunno... dunno"

"JUST LOOK AT THE DRIVER'S AREA! wHAT IS THE NUMBER THERE??!!!"

"Huh? Err..."

*I pass the phone to Nad*

"Ok, M, can you tell me what's the license plate number? You look at the driver's seat there... can you see some numbers?"

"Errr.... AMK...."

"Kim, license plate got AMK one ah?"

"WHAT THE FUCK?! M!!!! LOOK ON TOP OF THE DRIVER'S SEAT! TELL ME THE LICENSE PLATE NUMBER NOW!!!!!"

"Oh!!! Err... hehe... 3823Z"


Dad, can you please send me on a permanent vacation?! Fucking irritating sia! I ask ONE question and it takes her ten minutes to give me a DECENT ANSWER! And in the process of getting the answer hor, I also lost count of how many "err" "huh" "Ah" she frickin' said. Still can ask me to send her a sms cos she "cannot hear" me leh! Send you sms, you take forever to reply, by the time I receive the license plate number from you, the bus already reach Tampines.

And here's the finale of the day! The cherry on top of a really lovely sundae! The moment CK and M entered Siti's room, there was this fucking strong stench which I sorta figured could come from a corpse.

There I was, occupying myself with the laptop while M changed into her nurse uniform and then smell just took my breath away (literally!). I swear, I could've fainted on the spot! God knows where the stench was coming from!!

"OMG!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?! NAD, CAN SMELL IT OR NOT?"

Nad: "yah"

CK: "Erm, I wear the sport shoes. Sorrey ah..."

Noticed how I spelt "sorry" as "sorrey"? Well, that's how CK pronounces it. Sorrey, sorrey, sorrey, sorrey.... Say SOR-RAY!

I told Shidah about it all. Even that minah also cannot believe how a pair of feet could stink up a room to such an extent! And to think the thought of a corpse even appeared in my mind... YES! IT WAS THAT BAD!


After the crew left (crew? Hahaha!), Clara, Siti and I left for Hougang point for dinner. But then again, you can't really call it dinner since all I had was Mango Ice (without milk!) and Siti just settled for Red Ruby with sago. It was that tall bitch who was busy munching fishballs, mushrooms, crab sticks, meatballs and noodles. Delicious eh? Mouth watering already not?

We spent the night chatting away in the alfresco of the kopitiam. Talked about our families, our current school/work life, our doubts, our fears (Miss Siti got many many fears!)... it felt like a scene out of Sweet Valley whereby all the high schoolers lived near one another in a district and they meet up really frequently to chill out or just to have a drink. I am so thankful for having those two ladies live so near me; one in Hougang and another in Jalan Kayu. Near, near, near!

Even after we each went our separate ways, we were on the phone till 2am in the morning! Those two idiots tried to drown me with their "tsunami" and the "emergency call". Is that what those two acts are called??? Maybe I should come up with my own wake up call.

Hey, bitches! See you two at Sentosa tomorrow!