Sunday, July 02, 2006

The pains of my soap-opera life

One of the most heartbreaking things a mother could ever experience would be sending her son to boarding school.

Yeaps, I did just that. I sent Kadbury for a two and a half day trial to a school abroad and now I miss him so! I LOVE MY SON SO MUCH (eventhough he's gay!). How can I discriminate my offspring who's so fucking good-looking?! He bares my genes! And he's of a sexy pink tone.

Now that he's not around, my daughter, Kola, is enjoying getting screwed by a foreign exchange student who will be living with us during the weekend.

How do I knowing some rumpy-pumpy's going on?

Well, I woke up last night and found the both of them lying together in bed, side-by-side. OH YEAH! That's my lovely daughter for you! MAKE HIM HIGH, GIRL!

P.S: Do take into consideration that the foreign exchange student is a girl. My goodness... my children are homosexuals. Lovely kids, don't you agree??? And I love them so!


Clara, the mother of that foreign student, is currently climaxing beside me. I know it's not right for a female to do it in the presence of another (cos it's a turn-off), but she just can't help her sexual hormones.

All she had to do, was run through some pages of Michael Ballack, and she began saying stuffs like, "Ughh... he's so hot... so cute right? OOOooohhhh... omg! he's so handsome! Aaaahhh!!!". Afterwhich, she started caressing me (!!!!!). I feel so taken advantage off!

IF I'M GONNA HAVE MY BEANCURD EATEN, IT'S NOT GONNA BE YOU, BITCH!!!!

Can you guys believe it?! She just asked me if I felt sparks between us!!! Holy shite crap! I am so underage for this. No doubt I just turned 18, I am only allowed to do it with carrots and bolsters (which I enjoy very much, so I don't need humans!).


People who did not celebrate my birthday with me, please send me huge carrots and soft bolsters. Make sure those carrots are of eligible size, has a hairy texture and a pointed end.

Ooohhh lala! I am so enjoying typing all this!

Btw, I'm Clara and I'm messing up this blog! Buahahahaha!