Saturday, April 14, 2007

I'm not in a good mood

Thank heavens I came into this world as a human being; one who's educated and civilised. Cause if I were to be a panther on the loose, with this massive bitch fit, I'd claw any passing stranger and salivate at the sound of his/her flesh tearing!


Two things that pissed me off:

-Someone whom I thought was my friend but just turned around and stabbed me in the back

-Fucked up customers who ask for the sky and expect everything to go their way. If you don't give in to them, they accuse you of being "inflexible" and "ridiculous".

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I'm not gonna blog about this "friend" of mine. You know who you are and you know very well what you did.

You're nothing but a fake! I hope the devil finds some other soul to drag along to hell for the time being, cause at the rate that you're going, there's no doubt you'll end up there eventually. I wanna be there to witness him pulling you away from your loved ones as you cry on helplessly.

Get these words into your mishapened head, you canniving, loathesome, conceited, incompetent, retarded mongrel!

You already have a life, so I'm not gonna ask you to go get one. But I am gonna instruct you to live it the way a human should and not how a beast would!

And on account that we were friends once, I hereby wish you bon voyage as you fuck off to your grave and have the maggots feast on your remains.

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I hate dumb customers.

They are so stupid, I feel like a complete idiot myself when I take down their orders. I mean, I'm only a regular staff. I can't change the foodstuffs for you as and when you ask me to! Small little changes like switching the creamed spinach to coleslaw is alright but not to the extent of switching that will cause the company to go bust lah!

I so wanna castrate the bloody middle-aged ang moh dude and gauge the eyeballs out of his cina girlfriend.

The brainless man doesn't understand me when I told him that set meals are strictly standardised and I am not able to give him a coke light as his drink. True, usually my manager will let these people have a coke light if they insist of having one but he was busy talking to someone at that moment and it's not logical for me to interrupt their conversation halfway through just to ask about a fucking drink!

me: Sorry sir, but the drinks for the set meals are only restricted to coke, sprite and iced lemon tea. you can get a milkshake or a root beer float if you add in $4 more.

him: Yeah, I said I want a coke light.

me: i'm very sorry, sir, but there's no coke light in the set menu

him: i don't understand... you said there was coke.

me: yes, there's coke, but no coke light.

him: Yeah, so i'll have a coke light.

me: Sir, there's only coke, sprite and iced lemon tea... no coke light.

him: I DON'T UNDERSTAND! You said there was coke, so I'll have a coke light!


FUCK YOU LAHHHHHHH!!!!!

What don't understand?! How many times do I have to repeat myself before you come to realise that THERE IS NO COKE LIGHT IN THE SET MENU?!?!?!?!

I was telling you from the beginning that the only drinks available, if you do not wish to top up $4, would be coke, sprite and iced lemon tea. WHEN DID I SAY THERE WAS COKE LIGHT?! Coke is not coke light. Coke is coke! It doesn't have the word "light" next to it. Don't understand, don't understand... go back pre-school lah! Nabeh!

His girlfriend is worst!!!

She wanted to order a Hound dog (aka american hotdog). She asked me alot of stoooooooopid questions like, "What kind of bread do you use for your buns"?

My buns?! Do you have any idea how wrong that sounds?!?! Asswipe!

People, common sense will tell you immediately that we use hotdog buns lah! We call it "submarine bread". What other types of bread are there that can fit a hotdog huh? Croissant can fit hotdog or not? Burger bun can fit hotdog huh? French loaf can fit hotdog ah?! That bimbotic ass asked me if I can change the bun to a ciabatta loaf instead.

WHO IN A RIGHT STATE OF MIND EATS A HOTDOG WITH A CIABATTA LOAF?!

Typical siao lang! After I told her I'm unable to change the bread for her, I asked her for her choice of side-dish. The restaurant only offer fries, potato salad or mashed potato as side-dishes. Our friend asked if she could have caesar salad for her side.

FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!!

Normally, I only offer customers fries or potato salad. But seeing that she couldn't have a ciabatta loaf to go along with her hotdog, I let her have mashed potato as an option. Instead of being grateful, she asked for something more. IDIOT! Of course I said no lah! I'd lose my head if I agreed to her request.

Her darling boyfriend then said: Everything's a no! What kind of service are you providing man?! C'mon, be a little more flexible!"

My service is inflexible?! Is that what you're saying?! If so, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE THE BIG BOSS A CALL THEN?! You're the one who's asking for the sky. When will you ever understand that we can't change the foodstuff on the menu?! My god! Is it that difficult to put yourselves in my shoes?!!!

Every dish on the menu is fixed with a price that'll make the company profit from it's original cost price. You order one dish, then want to change this, want to change that... company lose money who pay?! YOU PAY AH?! Big boss wanna fire people, fire who? You meh?!

You wanna be unreasonable, I'll show you unreasonable. Buddy, you're only paying 10% service charge. That is NOT alot. By forking out that miserable 10% of your entire bill, you expect to be treated like a King? Dream on! Everyone else who comes in to eat have to pay the service charge as well. So if they don't receive such special treatment, what makes you think you're entitled to it? DAMMIT!

I'm sleepy. *yawnz*


Shadow stepped, body touched, soul crashed at 4:34 am.