Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Roma lost by 7 goals to 1?!?!

This is crazy!! How on earth did Man U manage to score seven goals in a single match? And they weren't playing against a team who lacked talent/good players; they were playing against AS Roma!! Oh my gawd~! PANUCCI!!! How could you let them humiliate you this way?!

Hmm... well, if you asked me, there can only be two possibilities as to why the Red Devils managed to salvage more than half a dozen goals in just one match.

#1: Players from the Italian Club were being bribed to lose

#2: The Man U players stuffed themselves with steroids (which is less likely to be the reason but I won't rule out the possibility of them doing it. I mean, they're the Devils anyway)

Seriously speaking, do you think it's possible for a top Italian team to lose to an English team by so many goals after they've come this far into the competition?! It's crap lah... underground dealings were definately going on.

Cristiano Ronaldo didn't break a leg. DAMN! I hope he gets knocked unconscious during the semi-finals. Die, you idiot, die!!!

ROARrrrr!!!!

I still don't get it; why are there so many girls going ga-ga over him and his goofy face?! Very yan dao meh? That bugger looks like he's on drugs lah!!! Simply U-G-L-Y!

For crying out loud, peeps... he's NOT a good footballer! He's always diving to get either a free kick or a penalty. A slight knock and he falls over. Since when were lembek players like him considered good or even "the best in Europe"? Alamak, if so, I can also be a world class player. Just run into the penalty box, fall and score the winning goal from the penalty spot. Tsktsk... the cheap wins that Man U experience. *disgusted look*

Who out there idolises Cristiano Ronaldo?!

























YOUR IDOL RUNS LIKE A CHICKEN ON THE PITCH.

Kwahahahahaha!!!!

Shevchenko scored for Chelsea. FINALLY! 3 goals in 9 matches ain't very flattering for a striker of his standard though. Nope, I am not a fan of Chelsea (never intended to, never will be). But I still feel that Shevchenko made the wrong decision to come over to England and play for Mourinho. His talents are being wasted and he can't reach his full potential in this club. Go back to AC Milan, dude! You belong there!

Ballack should leave as well. Chelsea's a club that lures good players over and then kills them slowly. Their (the players') performance gets worse over the months and before I can even say, "Hey, presto!", they're no longer as skilled as before. If I were Ballack, I'd pack my bags and volunteer to move to Inter Milan or Lazio (Roma officially sucks!).

Think I'm being unfair by saying all this? *sigh* Would you just look at Arjen Robben? Compare his current form to back when he was still at PSV. Robben's a complete flop now! He's no longer as fast as before. And don't talk to me about age catching up on him... he's only 23!

What about Shawn Wright-Philips?! His name was on the score-sheet almost every week when he was with Manchester City. Now? I can't even remember the last time he netted a goal. Sad case!

Go back to Milan, Shevchenko!! Chelsea doesn't deserve you!!

My big game's tomorrow! They're gonna thrash Eindhoven and move on to the semis with no difficulty at all. If my guys can beat Barcelona and have a 3-0 away lead against PSV, which team can they not triumph over, tell me, which team can they not beat? haiz!

Before I go, does anyone know where to purchase the whole collection of MMPR (Mighty Morphin Power Rangers) VCDs?! I wanna watch 'em all before school reopens! Eh, who says an 18 year old cannot watch kiddy shows huh? They were (and still are) my childhood heroes ok! And did I mention I'm head-over-heels in love with Captain Planet??

Captain Planet, he's a hero... gonna take pollution down to zero!!

Alright, Imma hit the sack now. Sis just woke up to go to school but I've yet to catch a wink!! Anyone who knows where to get the VCDs must inform me k!! Many thanks in advance!!