Thursday, July 19, 2007

One night, we went swimming

After two showers and endless shampoo-ing of my hair, I still feel gross. Bah! Beggars can't be choosers, can they? Now that I'm really broke, I'd rather save whatever shillings I have in my pocket for food than pay for whatever else there is that doesn't satisfy my hunger. And since using the pool at *AHEM* is free...

Me: Eh, Hadi! Your goggles got degree one huh?

Hadi: Huh?! No lah! Don't have.

Me: I can see very clearly with your goggles underwater leh..

Jaya: It's not his goggles got degree lah... your eye degree something wrong lah!


For a moment I actually panicked because without the pair of goggles, I could see nuts underwater! It was until the guys decided to play this game of "Saving the victim" that I was assured my sense of sight has not deteriorated.
*Hadi throws his bracelet into the middle of the olympic pool*

Jaya: Oi, Machi!! How to find like that?!

Hadi: Aiyoh, die lah! I also cannot see leh! Where is it ah?!

*I looked underwater with the goggles, spotted it, and began counting the number of tiles it was away from us*

Jaya: EH!! She can see ah?!

Hadi: Kim, what's the coordinates?

Me: Y-axis 8, X-axis 4

*Jaya dives down 3 TIMES to retrieve the bracelet but resurfaces with NOTHING!*

Jaya: I cannot see anything!

Me: It's there! I can see it from here! Just go down and get it!

Jaya: Got nothing lah! Cannot find anything!

*Hadi dives down to try his luck and finally gets his bracelet*

Jaya: Eh, how you find ah? I go down but cannot see anything, you know?!

Hadi: It's the water lah...

Jaya: No wonder lah! Was wondering why I cannot see anything underwater!

Me: Huh? What's wrong with the water?

Jaya: The viscosity of it..

Hadi: Yah. Too much human DNA.

Me: ~!@#$%^&*