You've been Moonstrucked- by Miss Misanthrope

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Post Daughtry & Judo Barbeque!!

Chris Daughtry, finalist of American Idol Season 5, has THE sexiest voice ever. He can take on Bon Jovi and Guns&Roses ANYTIME.

Claudia and I got to see him in the flash at St. James on the 20th... IT WAS AWESOME. I so could've gotten my hands on his beer bottle after the gig was over if the waiter hadn't been too eager to clear it. DAMN!

EVIL WAITER!!!!!

I totally evaporated from the face of this earth the moment he sang "Home".

Rosalyn Lee was at the event and she's sizzling hawt! Good height, jaw-dropping figure and with a distictive style of her own... totally fit for showbizz. Shan Wee looked 101% ordinary just by standing beside her. I think it's about time he started scouting for a new co-worker... Rozz is gonna make it BIG one day!

Now on to a more teenagerish, less glitz and glamour but just as much fun topic; NYP JUDO CLUB BBQ GATHERING!

We were 'spose to have a 3 day 2 night camp but there were a few not-so-pleasant disagreements between the coloured and white belts.. so camp has been "postponed" until December, I think.

No camp = barbeque session at ECP (21st Sept)

Because I slept really late the day before (I was up all night reading, not dreaming of Daughtry lah!), I didn't budge an inch when Raiden sent me a morning sms. I was supposed to meet him, Jaya and JJ to get the foodstuff and other necessities for the event.

When I woke up around 11am and saw his message, I dialled his number and he was already on conference with Jaya. So you guys can roughly guess how the entire conversation between Jaya and I was like... but in case you can't, here's part of it:

Me: Eh, please lah! I slept at 8am leh! You guys go ahead without me lah! I meet you all there.

Jaya: Wake up lah you! We need you to come along lah.. we need people to help us carry things!

Me: You got Raiden and JJ what! Three people still not enough?!

Jaya: Aiyah... we need you also lah! HAHAHA! We need tai-o-toshi players. HAHAHAHA!

Me: Wah lao.. I'm damn tired lah... LET ME SLEEP!!!

Jaya: Ok, what time you wanna sleep until?

Me: Err... late afternoon? Around 4 to 5pm??

Jaya: WAH FUCK!!! You're worse than me man! I at most sleep until 2pm only, you know?

******

I still got off my bed and headed for the showers despite feeling all groggy and stuff. Raiden called an hour later and said he was already at the carpark waiting.

I went downstairs, looked from one end of the carpark to the other and I couldn't spot him. Reason being, his dad's car was parked right in front of me and I missed it cmpletely! LOL! Told you I was exhausted, didn't I?! He even had to honk a few times to get my attention. =P

We went off to pick Jaya up next. That fella is staying near Budo Academy!!! Bugger.

JJ was waiting for us outside EVSS for quite some time already, so Raiden and Jaya were kinda panicky while reading the map of how to get to Tampines from Farrer Park.

(while looking at the map)
Raiden: Aiyoh, Machi!! Look at the road!! I see the map can faint already lah... how to drive?!

Jaya: WAHAHAHAHA!! The road looks nice what! Like spaghetti eh?

-________ -""""""""""""

Yeah, that dude can only think of his stomach at that point of time because he had "only cornflakes" for breakfast. I HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

I can't recall what road we were on and we had to turn left to go to Pasir Ris before being able to advance to Tampines. But Jaya and I told Raiden to make a right turn and we ended up Changi Airport (at that point of time, I swore to get my license only AFTER I'm familiar with SG roads).

Finally picked JJ up and our first pit-stop for the day was Sheng Siong. Had a million things to buy ranging from food, drinks, utensils, spices, marinades etc.

Jaya (being ultra hungry) saw a certain brand of bread on promotion and each loaf costs only 90 cents. He asked JJ if he could buy it and once given the thumbs-up, he took 5 loaves all at once!

Oh, and that guy, being the heavy drinker that he was born to be (he always says that alcohol is his blood), wanted to lay his hands on the beer cans but since JJ and Raiden asked him not to buy any alcoholic drinks yet, and he was in so much agony that he couldn't drink just yet, he picked up a carton of Heineken, looked at it with fiery desire and kissed it.

The crazy stuff that people do these days *sigh*

We went to Pasir Ris to purchase the rest of the stuff that Sheng Siong didn't offer and then made another U-turn back to JJ's place to thaw the chicken wings, slice the stingrays, prepare the sambal, put mozarella cheese on the hotdogs and crab-sticks etc.

Reached ECP at 6pm... and WE SAW VJ UTT!!!! He looked so damn hawt on his roller-blades. Raiden was the one who spotted him from afar. What can I say? He wants to be a sniper in the near future. Hahahaha!!

Ate and ate and ate... Jaya just kept drinking Carlsberg and Tiger; one can after another! JJ knocked out if I'm not mistaken... he had to seek refuge in Leo's tent. Wahahaha!

Got to know the judokas at a more personal level. =)

Most of the time, during trainings, I don't really socialise with my seniors either because they're too intimidating or we're just too engrossed with our practices. So it's a good thing I went for the BBQ. RAH! It'd be so much better if they didn't cancel the camp. But whatever.

The drive home was CRAZY! Yao Zhong, kenneth and Wan Shi were trailing behind Raiden and I. LoL! Can't blog in detail because my eyes are hurting after staring at the screen for so long (I was doing something for attachment).

Ciao now.

Shadow stepped, body touched, soul crashed at 1:33 pm.
5 shafts of moonlight

Friday, September 28, 2007

Because God implanted me in a Singaporean woman's womb!

I'm Singaporean, so what?!

I speak Singlish 99.99% of the time, so what??!!

I WATCH SINGAPORE IDOL, SO WHAT???!!!

What is so bad about being a local with a super cheem cina name and a fucking common surname? You know, I'm thankful my chinese name is the ultra-uber cheemology chinese kind; very few people have the same name as me ;) And the one and only person whom I'm aware shares the same name happens to be my girl buddy.

I don't have a middle name.

BIG, HAIRY, FUCKING DEAL!

Another thing I should be thankful for. I need not shade my name like crazy on OMR forms during my exams. Oh, and having fucked up middle names doesn't make a person more ang-moh than someone who's stuck with an awful-sounding name such as Chong Bee Geok (there's no such person lah. Just had to come up with some dumb dialect name to make my point clear!).

I also got same surname as MM and PM. *sigh*

Yah lah, yah lah... I converse in the sinful and forbidden Singaporean lingo like, ALL THE TIME. You might think that I'm your typical ah-lian/minah-lian who lives in a run-down HDB flat at some ulu corner of the little red dot and does NOTHING but lepak at void decks and smoke pot.

I do live in a HDB flat, I do admit looking like an ah-lian but haven't you been taught that you can NEVER, NEVER, EVER judge a book by it's cover?

You think I can't handle your flowery language and bombastic jargons eh? HAHAHAHA!!! I'm not gonna say much here because I know you can never (in a thousand years) beat the marks I got for my prelim orals, my actual 'O' level English paper and I can bet whatever I have left in my bank account that you will NEVER be able to impress Susan Leong in your individual presentation. =)

Sometimes, it is better for one to just act all blur, Dorie-like (wahahaha!) and speak like an illiterate asshole than to appear all HIGH AND MIGHTY when you come across people you're not familiar with. It is only then that you can tell whether the people you've met are judgemental and prejudiced against you for being 'dumb' or they truly own a heart of gold.

Agree?

Nabeh. I watch Singapore Idol also kena scrutinised. Fuck! Cannot watch local productions huh?! Singapore Idol very low standard as compared to American Idol is it? Then what you want me to watch huh?! Zimbabwean Idol? Timbaktu Idol? Or South China Sea idol? Fucking twerb.

Sorry lah, me currently got no moolahs to migrate over to the US of A. So until I give up citizenship here, I shall continue fascinating about Hady, taufik and Jonathan (who's really cute! i ran into him at Daughtry's gig).

You very ang-moh right?! Then still make such a big fuss over not being able to catch that Chinese guy's concert for what?! So pro-engrish language then still listen to chinese rap... POSER ALERT!

Cheebye McNugget.

One more time you start your nonsense with me and I swear,
I will kick you so hard in the balls,
you'd fly all the way up to space
and you'll forget you've ever had a religion
and the stars will poke your eyes
and the comets burn your smelly ass
and you fucking can't survive the pain in your groin
and you're dying of hypertension
and you can no longer speak bloody Queen's English with me
and i'll be on earth screaming "FUCKENHUT KUKU" and "NEH POK CHEESEBUN" to you
and then you will come to realise, "Hey, maybe it's not such a good idea to be a FAGGY FAGFACE afterall."

But then again, I might not be able to kick that hard anymore due to my knee injury. I can still, unfortunately for you, squeese human boob/ball juice out from their sacs pretty well.

SO HELP ME GOD OR I WILL PUNCH YOU SO HARD IN THE CROTCH YOU WILL SUDDENLY FORGET YOU HAVE A RELIGION AND PRAY TO EVERY KNOWN GOD IN THE GALAXY.

Shadow stepped, body touched, soul crashed at 11:34 pm.
0 shafts of moonlight

Sunday, September 23, 2007

And then it all ended.

Attachment starts on Monday and lasts all the way until the new semester begins. Won't be blogging all that often anymore... Boohoo!

I'll be back at Ward64 (Surgical), but without Dorie and Andy this time round.

If I'm able to pull through the first week, I can be considered a deity =P

Shadow stepped, body touched, soul crashed at 11:31 pm.
8 shafts of moonlight

Thursday, September 20, 2007

HAHAHA! I knew this day would come

Jose Mourinho has been SACKED! So much for being the "special one". Take this as a lesson learnt; talking too much when your words are not needed gets you NOWHERE.

Shadow stepped, body touched, soul crashed at 12:41 pm.
5 shafts of moonlight

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

It's number 7!!

Agenda of the day (or so stated in the itinerary): Full day coach usage for community work

So what actually comes across your mind when you hear the term "community work"? I was thinking that maybe we'd be driven off to some village, each be given a broom/mop/feather duster and start cleaning whatever there is that needs to be swept/wiped/dusted.

BUT NO!!!!

Instead, we were taken to a village (a 3 hour bus ride!!) and we were greeted by the village chief who gave us a detailed talk about how life was in his village.

I must say, the people living there are a admirable lot. They live far away from the urban city and yet, they're able to have their own wireless network to enable their children to use computers.

Like, HELLO!!! Computers in a rural area?!?!

The chief (in yellow) during his talk... Tami mentioned that he's good-looking for his age. Gosh! She and her endless scandals!! =P

I so appreciate the PPT slides my lecturers use =)

A tour around the small (but very special) village

We had a really yummy lunch prepared by the locals and then it was the start of a gruelling 3km hike in the woods! (we were told that there was a reservoir in there and that's how villagers get their water. Hmm... fresh spring water eh?)

Able to spot the cute little pooch walking on the sandy path? Well, that new buddy of ours led us ALL THE WAY from the start of the hike till the end! Yes, it actually knows the way!

Reservoir with fresh, clean water

I named them Daisy and Isabelle (HAHAHAHAHA!!!)

See how clear the water is?

Didn't bother taking much pictures (of myself) because I was too exhausted. THE HIKE WASN'T A WALK IN THE PARK OK! And the best part was, Tami's afraid of the dog leading us... LOL! It would hide in the bushes and suddenly spring out on her when we walk pass. It's THAT smart!

I can almost hear the familiar "Ok, puppy! Go! Go in front of us!" as I sit here and type all these out... Gosh, I miss each and everyone of those people!

Happy Family?!

WAHAHAHAHA!!! Don't let your imagination run wild lah! The whole group of us sorta "forced" them to pose for this picture. Devils in disguise, we are!

ELEPHANT CONSERVATION CENTRE!!

This baby elephant's the first IVF elephant in the world! It's name is Ai.

Life wasn't all that smooth for the little elephant though. Because it's mother didn't get pregnant the usual way, when she eventually did give birth to Ai and it's brother, she hated them both because firstly, the delivery was a painful process and secondly, she didn't want the babies.

Guess what she did next?

She stomped on them both. Ai was rescued... but it's brother wasn't so lucky. Since Ai's mother was reluctant to keep her baby, elephant therapists decided to put Ai under the care of another female elephant.

Luckily for Ai, this other elephant was willing to care for him and treated him like her own young.

Told you I took pictures of EVERYTHING...

We had our usual evening shopping spree at the Saturday Market this time round. Bought a couple of stuff for the new house... but until now, Dad has yet to nail 'em up. RAH!

Dinner time at some italian restaurant afterwards... Sat at the same table as Nura & Mei Ping. We ordered a pizza each and shared it among ourselves... Hawaiian, Spicy Chicken and Tuna. Simply heavenly.

Those are Mei Ping's (newly) manicured nails..

List of upcoming events this coming (busy) weeks:

19 Sept - Judo Training in the evening

20 Sept - Daughtry's LIVE performance @ St. James' (THANKS CLAUDIA!!)

21-23 Sept - Judo Camp

24 Sept-14Oct - Attachement @ Surgical ward

15 Oct - School reopens

Holidays just never seem enough. Hahahaha!!!

Shadow stepped, body touched, soul crashed at 3:16 pm.
0 shafts of moonlight

Monday, September 17, 2007

Phobias!

We all know the usual hydrophobia, claustrophobia, arachnophobia and batophobia. But check out what I came across just a few moments ago;

Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing (I wonder if hydrophobics suffer from this as well)

Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single (aiyoh!)

Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women (who has this phobia, may I ask?)

Coprastasophobia- Fear of constipation (dorts...)

Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school (I always get this on Mondays and when exams draw near)

Genophobia- Fear of sex (one word: HAHAHAHA!!!)

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words (WTF!!!)

Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis. (holy shmokes..)

Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams. (NA for girls)

Shadow stepped, body touched, soul crashed at 2:36 pm.
7 shafts of moonlight

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Three events all squeesed in one post!

First up, let's blog about SITI'S BIRTHDAY!!

It's a good thing her special day fell on the 22nd of August; the day of my last paper. Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to celebrate with her... *sob sob*

BUT THANK THE LORD THAT IT WAS EXAMS OVER FOR ME, AND HAPPY OL' BIRTHDAY TO HER!!!

So the plan that Clara and I had up our sleeves was to give her the biggest birthday surprise ever; turn up at her doorstep UNANNOUNCED with a cake and a video camera!! =D

We had to resist sms-ing Siti to send her our wishes cause we wanted her to think that we forgot her birthday totally. And we managed it well! Hahaha!! The poor girl was... let's see... heartbroken? Teary-eyed? Oh-so-hating-us-because-we-forgot-her-birthday??

Pictures koped from someone's blog... hence, the "claralicious.blogspot.com" marks..

The Birthday Cake; Cookies&Cream!!

Here's me rushing to outline the designs on her card at the last minute

See how flustered we were? Running from destination to destination and preparing all the stuff at her void-deck...

We went to her flat, door was opened and when Siti saw Clara with the cake and me holding a video camera, HAHAHAHAHA!!! I didn't manage the classic look on her face though... Clara was too tall! Bah!

Happy Birthday, our dearest friend! =)

Her "celebration" had a follow up at Sentosa during the coming weekend but... can't put the pics up lah. Too frickin' many!!

BOWLING WITH THE NURSES!!!

We met up after sucha looooonnngggg time and we headed for Marina Square's bowling alley.

Check out our individual poses... ahahahaha!!! =P

Shidah (Duckie)

Jue (Tong Tong)

Kimmi (Crabbie)

Seri (Psycho girl)

Nad (Dorie)

Add in the drumroll....

here are the scores for our first game!

Yeah, yeah... I only managed 66 points here. Whatever! Shidah was the only one who got a strike here. Hahaha! but I won the second game lor! And I had the only strike then. *blows kisses to the crowd*

More pictures of us!!

I had to leave them at 5pm because I was meeting Ian for dinner. So while I was sipping Cream of Mushroom at Changing Appetites, those nurses were having a photo-shoot in the toilet!

Look at them!!!!

-i have absolutely NOTHING to say-

CLARALICIOUS' BIRTHDAY!!!

Siti wasn't satisfied that Clara managed such a huge prank on her (Siti's) birthday. So this time round, I joined forces with Siti to pull off a birthday stint for Miss C one week before her actual birthday.

I met Siti one day after she ended work and we headed to Ikea at Tampines to purchase this really huge frame; we planned to make a collage for Clara using tonnes of the pictures we have of her. We bought the frame (red colour somemore! very pretty!) and I HAD TO CARRY IT HOME! Stupid Clara! You better take good care of it man!

Siti, though she has a day job, had to print out 30 pictures in total ok!! One of which was a bloody A4 size and she stayed up until 3am to get it all done! Clara, you better love her more also!

Both of us met up at Siti's void deck on the 8th of Sept; the day we were supposed to complete the collage and send it to Clara's place secretly (the girl was out the whole day!)

Can you see the huge A4-sized picture of us? Hahaha! That picture was taken at Marina South more than a year ago. Haiz... how time flies. Oooohhhh... Siti was busy scribbling notes on small pieces of coloured paper to paste onto the collage! SHE HAD NO IDEA I TOOK THIS PICTURE!

Check out the masterpiece!

Wah lao eh! We spent more than 7 hours on this "project" ok! That's like, half a Saturday gone just like that! Clara, you better know how much we lubbs euu!!!

Raiden then called halfway through and said he would be driving to my place to return my dad's laptop and Siti came up with a brilliant, awesome, ultimately genius plan...

TO GET RAIDEN TO PRETEND TO BE A DELIVERY BOY AND SEND THE COLLAGE TO CLARA'S DOORSTEP!

Raiden agreed to play along. Hahahaha!!

So off we went to get those brown paper to wrap the collage up. We used three pieces altogether! I bet Clara got frustrated while unwrapping it. LoL! One layer of wrapping paper after another... kwahahahahaha!!!

The "package"... already to be delivered!

(Roar! Should've used my left hand to do the writing instead of my usual right. That bitch recognised the handwriting the moment she saw the present on her bed. Spoiler!!)

Siti and I were even crazy enough to print this "delivery form" at Siti's place while waiting for Raiden to arrive! Super enthusiastic lah!

So you're wondering why the "delivery form" is pink eh? You wanna know why?!

COS SITI ONLY HAS PINK A4-SIZED PAPER! My goodness... pink paper?!?!?!

And check out those names of the "customers". WAHAHAHAHA!!! I couldn't think anymore names to write and had to settle with names like Kim Wakerman -_-"

Raiden took one look at the "invoice" and exclaimed, "Omg! Eh, cannot lah! It looks so fake lor! And... Mark Teo?! How can I be Mark Teo?! I'm not Chinese!!"

He delivered it and thank goodness it was Clara's maid who signed the "fake-looking" form. Siti and I were praying real hard that it wouldn't be Clara's dad who opened the door... that man very intelligent one ok!

Siti and I were controlling our laughter at the lift lobby while Raiden was engaged in a conversation with Rose... "Hi, good evening, Ma'am! I have a delivery for Miss Clara Liew."

Well, ladies, you two got punk'd this year! Hahaha! That's payback for what you both did to me last year on my 18th birthday! No, Siti, I will not let it go!

Who's next on the list to get Punk'd?

Shadow stepped, body touched, soul crashed at 1:11 pm.
3 shafts of moonlight

Friday, September 14, 2007

It's day 6 for us in Thailand (and the most enjoyable day ever!!)

Why did I (actually, all of us) enjoy the 6th day the most? I'll tell you why; because we visited the Elephant Safari which included an elephant ride, ox-cart ride and bamboo rafting! And afterwhich, we had neverending photo-snapping sessions at the Orchid and Butterfly Farm.

If that ain't cool, then I don't know what "cool" is!

The moment we finished breakfast, you could tell that we were all really enthusiastic about the day's activities judging from the looks of our faces. EVERYONE WAS WIDE AWAKE WHILE ON THE COACH! On other days, I would be snoozing onboard until we reached our destination. But not on day number 6. No, no, no!!!

This adorable little fella greeted us when our coach drove into the Safari

The girls were squealing when they saw the elephant at the entrance. They then fished out their cameras and began snapping... Even Tham was busy taking snapshots of the elephants (and she's afraid of animals)! Mr Bala? Haiyoh... what can I say about our crazy lecturer?? HE DIDN'T BRING A DIGITAL CAMERA ALONG. Omg!! How can you go to Thailand without a camera and don't kick yourself in the butt for it?! =p

Moving on, tourists were able to purchase bananas and sugarcanes to feed the elephants before they go off for their bath. Mr Bala, being the happening person that he is, bought multiple bunches of bananas and let us feed them.

Since I was just standing beside him and he knew that I take pictures of practically EVERYTHING, he asked me to feed the elephant while he takes a photo of me feeding it.

I said ok and passed him the camera. But the moment I stretched out my arm with the sugarcane, the elephant snatched it from me and I screamed my lungs out... therefore, the picture turned out like this,

NOT FUNNY!

Mr Bala: Ok! Perfect! I managed to capture the moment after it took the sugarcane and before your scream!

This ang-moh lady seemed to have no problems during the feeding session...

This young lady did pretty well too... ;)

BABY ELEPHANT AND IT'S MUMMY!!

SHOWER TIME IN THE RIVER!!!

Walking into the cool, muddy water with their trainers

A lil' bit of entertaining

My fingers were nimble enough to get the picture snapped on time! Cute right?!

It was show-time after they got scrubbed clean from head to toe. Hurray!! At the starting of the show, they had this "formal greeting" session whereby the elephants (both young and old) walked towards us in a straight line holding a signboard that said, "WELCOME!".

Baby elephant giving a bouquet of flowers to a tourist

And the show began... (I was sitting with Nura, Mei Ping and psycho Phoebe. So yu can imagine how noisy and hyper we were!)

Baby elephant dancing!

I couldn't stop laughing at the dance routine! The baby elephant in the picture was just shaking it's head and trunk; kinda looked like it was in some kinda trance. I bet I sounded like a hyena.. best part is, we were all sitting in the front row some more. The little elephant was just too cute lah!!!

PLAYING INSTRUMENTS *clang clang clang*

HIGHLIGHT OF THE SHOW; Orachai, the star elephant painting a master-piece.

Here's his completed drawing. *sob sob* He can draw better than me.

Elephant soccer! Orachai as the striker and the goalkeeper's a... baby elephant?!

Next up was the elephant ride. I got paired up with Mr Bala! HAHAHAHA!! There will never be a quiet moment when you're with him, cause he talks about the most interesting stuff. Half the time, we were chatting about (of all things to be chatted about) TOADSTOOLS!

This was what I saw when I looked down from my seat

Xueling and Mei Ping had a baby elephant following them!

Hiuyan and Phoebe's elephant walked really S-L-O-W-L-Y. They were in front of Mr Bala and I at the start... say cheese, girls!!

That photo was taken at the beginning of the elephant ride, while crossing the river. The elephant that Mr Bala and I were riding on overtook theirs and voila... they're BEHIND!!! Buahahaha!!

Bye-bye to the both of you...!!!! =P

This dude with the yellow collar was our ox-cart driver (is there such a word?). And his name is Kim. My long lost bro lah!

Phoebe and I (both seated at the back) were about the take a picture of ourselves when the oxen suddenly bolted!! Thus, another unglam photo was taken -_-"

We overtook three other ox-carts; that's how fast our oxen ran! While Phoebe and I were busy screaming and clinging onto the giant umbrella for dear life, Mr Bala and Hiuyan were enjoying the mini-rollercoaster. Then Kim (not me!) made Hiuyan take over his job.

After that bumpy ride with the oxen, it was lunch time!! The Safari rocks big time!! Buffet lunch.. simply yummilicious ;)

So while I was eating, I noticed a relatively good-looking Thai guide at the tourguides' table. I asked Tham, "Eh, that guy at Pat's table not bad hor?"

She immediately assumed that I had a crush on him and wanted me to pose with him for a picture!! Duh, I refused lah! And you know what that crazy woman did? She called out to Pat (our tour-guide) and shouted, "PAT! Call your guy friend to come here. Kim want to take photo with him lah!"

I ran off the the buffet table and hid there for awhile until that guy approached Tham. I then walked back with this nonchalant expression plastered on my face (not easy ok! I was controlling my laughter) and when Tham pointed me out to the guy, I made this astonished look and went, "Huh? What's going on? Take photo with him? For what?!"

The guy thought Tham was pulling a prank on me, the victim. HAHAHAHA!! He even told me there's "no need to be shy". If Tham wants a picture of us, "let her take picture of us". OMGGGG!!!!

Evil nurse Tham kept asking me to "stand closer" cause she "cannot get (us) into the screen".

Damn awkward moment, I tell you! Xueling, Tham and Tami were giggling NON-STOP after that dude went back to his table. Kept saying stuff like, 'Kim, you like him right? Say lah... you like him!", "You want his number? I help you ask Pat for his number!" and "You ah... very good actress! Pretend only!!".

WHATEVER!!

BAMBOO RAFTING.

I had one hell of a ride with the physio girls.

The strong winds gave me a really fugly center-parting. Goodness me!!

Tami (in black) has a very huge smile here... I wonder could it be because one ang-moh guy joined them on their raft... *drifts off in deep thought*

Well, strong winds soon lead to a slight drizzle and eventually a really heavy downpour!

You cheeky lil' minx! NOW YOU KNOW WHY TAMI WAS SO HAPPY?! Basket! Just look at them! That's scandal number 2! And again, it's an ang-moh dude!!

They look like they're on some romantic boat ride in Venice! And it's so unfair that they were given umbrellas to keep themselves dry.

Look at what we got!

Hiuyan, Mei Ping and I didn't bother staying under the plastic sheet for long. Our arms ached like bitches! So we got drenched... every single inch of our bodies.

The fun began after the rain stopped

It's not as easy as it looks alright... Mei Ping and I kept hitting the ricks with the stick. hahaha! We then asked the guy who was oar-ing (?!) to show his biceps to us. I'm telling you, it was HUGE!!

Here we are, monkeying around before leaving for the Orchid Farm.