Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Where to hide my face?!

Are you people aware that Clara's screws are loose?! She is the craziest bitch alive, dude! While on the phone with her last night, I was feeling peckish and decided to dial McDnalds' hotline for the Home Delivery Service.

That bo liao girl wanted me to ADD THE PERSON WHO ANSWERED THE HOTLINE INTO THE CONFERENCE. Mad or not this kind of people?! I told her, "NO! Don't bo liao lah!", but her constant pestering drove me up the wall and I gave in because I'm such a nice friend.

-dials 6777-3777 and the person answers the phone-

McDonalds Guy: Can I have your order?

Me: Can I have a McChicken Meal? But I want a plain burger.

Clara: *hysterical laughter*

M.G.: Ok, so what drink would you like?

Me: Err.... coke please.

M.G.: So let me repeat your order. A McChicken meal; plain burger, a medium fries and a regular coke right?

Me: Yup!

M.G.: How will you be paying? Through cash?

Me: Err... yah! Through cash.

Clara: VISA! VISA!

M.G.: Huh? You'll be paying by VISA?

Me: HUH?! No, no! By cash!
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STUPID GIRL!!!!! You not pai seh, I pai seh ok! Wah lao... pay by VISA wor. I talk to the person that time, you still can laugh until so loud. Kuku head! That guy must be thinking it was a prank call man. Trust me, this is the first AND last time I ever do such a thing.

Whoopi! Daddy's coming home tonight! AND HE SMS-ED ME FROM THAILAND SAYING THAT HE BOUGHT ME AN ORIGINAL AC-MILAN JERSEY!!!!!! And he specially printed Kaka's name and the number 22 at the back!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Original leh! No doubt he bought it from Thailand, but it's still expensive ok! Thanks Daddy-kins!

Dear Steven Gerrard, it's not that I don't want a jersey with your name on it, but Dad said I could only have ONE shirt. And since you've a girlfriend and a daughter, I think it's best I stick with Ricardo Kaka (for the moment). Hahahaha!!!! It's a lame reason, but logical. Period.