Thursday, December 01, 2005
You fucking slut!RRRRRROOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!
Just because you're a customer at Billy Bombers doesn't give you the right to blow up in my face and yell at Paul and I at the top of your lungs. Unhappy that you had to wait for 10 minutes but no one took your order? Kwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
Here are a few reasons why I did not approach you at Table 27:
1) You've got nipples but no boobs.
2) Your hair reminds me of the serpents on Medusa's head (I detest reptiles)
3) You've got a flat face (like a cucumber)
4) You did not raise your hand. How am I suppose to know that you want to place your order huh?! STOOOOOOOOPID!
5) I AM NOT TRAINED TO TAKE DOWN THE ORDERS OF CUSTOMERS!!!!!
The reasons valid enough for you?! So you enjoy dining at BB eh? Well I hope you die from all that oil consumption! Bloody hell. It was because of YOU that all the staff had to work overtime. Buay zhi dong! It was already pass 10.30pm and you still sit at the booth to talk cock with your sickening client?! YOU DON'T WANNA GO HOME, I WANT OK! Kanninabuchowcheebai!
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
Shadow stepped, body touched, soul crashed at 11:53 pm.
