Saturday, November 10, 2007
Life for me so far...
left to right: Nadirah, me (looking real shacked & feeling real dehydrated), Raiden, Yol, Jue, Seri.
That stoopid Shidah was 'spose to join us for the ride but she didn't in the end. BOO!! She was playing UNO with Fairuz by the beach while we tire ourselves under the great Singapore heat. Duckie, the next time we go to the beach, we ain't gonna let you off so easily! HEARD ME?!
Slept like I haven't slept in years the moment I reached home.
Dorie then sms-ed me that she was involved in two bike accidents while cycling with her friends once we left. Poor little fish! =P Next time if got people don't give way to you again, I throw them into the sea for you ok?? LET THOSE FUCKERS DROWN!!
Moving onto the topic about dumb cyclists, Raiden and I (while riding in front of the pack) had to overtake this bloody family of three while on our way to Changi. The cow-brained woman (whom I presume is the mother) is one heck of a blur cock lah! I'm too lazy to even type out what she did. God, give her a functioning brain for Christmas, PLEASE!
Low and behold, stupid mother bores stupid son! I don't know what the little fart was up to but he seemed like he was challenging me to a bike race. HURURHUR!
What? You think I'd lose to you, little pest? Firstly, you haven't even had your first wet dream; so you can literally dream on about me losing to an 8 year old. Is that your age, by the way? DON'T KNOW, DON'T CARE!
And secondly, my bike was ten times bigger than yours. Meaning, the wheels of my bike need not make so many revolutions just to catch up with my opponent.
So me losing to you? HA! Maybe... If I were still using a training bra.
Back to the story, the Armstrong wannabe was so engrossed in trying to out-cycle me, he lost control of his bike and nearly banged into mine! WHOSE FAULT?! Who was trying to be so ambitious? Me ah?! I was cycling faster than usual because I had to catch up with Raiden (hey, I don't frickin' know the way to Changi) and I didn't want to be cycling in the midst of a stupid woman and her dumb son!
I managed to cycle past that family. Thank goodness! Raiden and I then stopped at a junction to wait for the Seri, Jue and Yol to catch up and that family cycled past us. FUCKING MOTHER AND SON GAVE ME THE EVIL EYE.
SONS OF BITCHES!! I hope your son's bike hits a curb and he flies up into the air, makes a 360 degree turn before hitting the ground FACE FIRST! As for you, the crappy mother with an empty skull, I hope menopause kills you!
Alright, I was just kidding about killer menopause and acrobatic turns in mid-air which lead to permanent brain damage but to hell with such people who CAN'T CYCLE FOR NUTS AND STILL WANNA STARE AT OTHERS!
Forget the unfortunate events. Let's talk about something that made my day yesterday.
Dad took Mum and across the border to do some shopping! Oh yeah, I love surprise trips to, not JB, but Malacca!!!
Yeah, anyone can guess what was on my shopping list. Muahahahahaha!!! Anyhoo, my grandmother's birthday is coming up, so I had to get something nice to wear! And what's a new outfit without matching shoes to go along with it?!?!
Dorie and I currently share a small teensy-weensy secret that NOBODY knows of. Let's keep it that way ;) SSSSssssshhhhhh...
