Friday, August 26, 2005

You've been screwed... BIG TIME.

Omg omg! Mel got kicked out of Island Judo Club???? And she might miss out on the upcoming SEA Games??? Kwahahahaha!!!!!

I gotta admit, I feel a wee bit sorry for her. But hey, would it benefit Singapore to send a sore loser to participate in such a huge event?

Miss Melvynna is fast and strong and skilled and experienced and blah blah blah. So what?! Her infamous 'black face' is always being portrayed whenever she loses a match. So thank God she can't take part in a regional event... competitors from other countries might stereotype Singaporeans as "orh bins".

Moral of the story:
Aim to be a winner. But if you lose, be a good loser.
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Amal & Haj: Highly destructive creatures.

Just a few days ago, after the very boring flag-raising ceremony, I was dragging myself up to class (which happens to be on the highest floor!). There I was, lifting one heavy feet after another wth my eye-lids half closed, when all of a sudden.....

TTTTTTTRRRRRIIIIIIIPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miss Creanto tripped me!!!!!! I can't remember what came out from my mouth when I was struggling to maintain my balance. All I can recall was how those 3 barbarians (Amal, Haj & Fir) laughed at me!!!!!!!

Fir, you're the best... call me "makcik".

WHATEVER!

And Hajar! (Oh man, you guys gotta know she did to me today) Maths period had just begun and Leon was handing out some stupid assignment. I was squatting beside Haj's table talking to her when both of us mouthed the same word at the same time.

As a side-note, my pals and I play this game called "Snap-twist!" Whenever someone says the same word as you at the same time, you have to hit that person and shout, "Snap-twist!" Really fun game.... but dangerous too.

Back to the story:
Hajar was trying to snap-twist me, but to no avail coz I managed to avoid every swing of her arm. I guess she got frustrated (another sore-loser, just like Mel!) and began using both arms to try and hit me.

I managed to siam her (she was aiming for my shoulder) but unfortunately, while managing to shield my precious left shoulder, my head was left unprotected and WHACK! That stupid kuku nugget smacked me on that hard, yet sensitive spot!

Auntie! You want me to fail 'O' level again is it?! Can smack pantat, don't want. Can hit the thigh, also don't want. Go and treat my head like basketball. PAIN, YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!

Make me suffer from concussion still not enough right???? right right right?! STILL CAN LAUGH AT ME!!!!!!!!!! Funny huh? Next time I kick into the goal-post and see how you feel ah! Inhuman golden crispy-eater!