Sunday, October 23, 2005

Surprisingly... (I promise, this WILL be the last post for October)

My linguistic skills are "not so good afterall" according to a yahoo. Well now, let's just do some statistical comparing shall we? (ps: Don't blame me for being egoistic.)

Can you get an A2 for a Cambridge paper WITHOUT EVEN TRYING? Can you enter the examination hall with one eye shut and charm the markers with your excellent use of vocabulary? HARHARHAR! I doubt so. Otherwise, you wouldn't have to lick my boot so bloody often.

Are you able to get 39/40 for Oral?

11/12 (Reading)
12/12 (Picture description)
16/16 (Conversation)

Add up my scores and indeed, I was top scorer amongst the graduating students for this year's prelim oral(needless to say). How did I do it? Figure it out yourself, since you're so effing smart.

Let's turn back the clock to year 2003 when Mr Aw was my English teacher for the 1st semester. I can still remember when he was handing out our mid-year compositions and MAJORITY of the class failed. As for those who passed, their scores were 18-19/25.

What did I get? I received a record-breaking 24/25.

Even after Mrs Tan took over Mr Aw, my performance was maintained and I CONTINUOUSLY topped the class during practices, tests and exams.

Am I worth your adoration? MOST DEFINATELY.

You're just a tiny lil' nymph who happens to have a relatively good command of English. BIG DEAL. I've topped your score from the beginning of time until the prelims. If you want to remark about my grades, I shall do the exact same for you.

I got a PATHETIC B3 for my prelims.

WHAT. EVER.

Why not you TRY and do better than me during the 'O's eh? Oh no, wait! It wouldn't be fair to you since I've only gotten ONE C5 during my 5 year secondary life (note: I was top scorer in class despite having that lanjiao grade.)

So how? Up for a battle? I'll gladly, unreluctantly and graciously oblige. But here's the consequence for losing to me (again): I'd slap your mouth 5 times for being so critical about my results, another 5 times for speaking without thinking and another 5 more times for being such a pain in the ass.

Think twice the next time you decide to shoot your mouth off.

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Keep in mind, I am NOT an ego-maniac. If that person hadn't made such a comment straight into my face, would I come online and blab all those unnecessary crap? Seriously speaking, there is ALOT more for me to type (but I'll shut my trap for the time being).

I may seem like an ostensibly easy-going person (which I am!) to many people. But having to deal with the incessant childish yakkings of infantiles just make me have a yen to bludgeon them to death in broad daylight. Oooohhh... it gives me great pleasure to witness them perish a slow and excruciating death.

I can also foresee people bad-mouthing me regarding this entry, spammers not hesitating to flood my comment box, and hypocritical 'friends' saying that I'm a show-off.

Come on. I didn't start this. If you're looking for someone to verbally murder, go after that person who offended me. His/her blog is linked to mine, so just go look for it.