Saturday, October 07, 2006

PETTY MEN (like Steven) should

They should really pick up a bamboo pole, attempt to fill their throats with it and proceed on to walk the crowded streets of Orchard to let others ridicule them further.

I'm sure many of you have read what went on with that oversized, hairless fuckface last Saturday. He's the manager mah... surely got upper-hand one right? At most I cry till my mascara all ruin only mah... at most the other full-timers stop hanging out with me only mah... at most he'll make life hell for me in the coming weeks mah.

This morning I called the outlet to ask what time is my shift and Joseph (the one who answered) the phone said that my name was not on the list. Louis is working at 3, Denise at 12 and even newcomer Yu Jun's name was written there. But my name? According to Joseph, he couldn't find it no matter how he flipped and serached.

NVM.

Joseph is known to be a blur cock. So maybe, just maybe, Steven wrote my name in a font so minute that nobody could read and everyone might think that I have quit Billy Bombers and he would have the last laugh.

I called Lenus (assistant manager) and questioned him why my name wasn't included along with the rest of the part-timers because I recall very clearly that I sent Fuckface an sms about my scehdule for this week. Lenus said he wasn't sure about it and he found it peculiar too because it's impossible that I wouldn't work on Saturday.

Fuckface Steven deliberately left me out, I guess. All in what? To make me feel left out? To make known how you feel about working with me? To prove to others that they would suffer the same fate if anyone of them dared to challenge you? Hahaha! Guess what lumpy ass? It ain't working.

It might be embarrassing to be humiliated by you and have my working hours shortened. But it ain't gonna stop me from being thick-skinned and going all the way to know why I am not given a chance to work. Humiliation won't kill me. It might reduce the height of my already sky-high ego but IT WILL NEVER DESTROY ME. You hear? So don't let your wedding bells ring jubilantly just yet... I've got a huge surprise for you once you return from your wedding vacation.

Remember: I will ALWAYS have the last laugh.

And this is just the beginning of a lot more that's to come. You're gonna see me rebel, you're gonna hear me questioning you alot more often, you're gonna see how I shove shit directly at your fuckface and you're gonna witness how I stand firm no matter how deep a hole you dig and bury me in it.

Quoting from our Minister Mentor, he said he will "Rise up from the grvae" if Singapore ever falls into deep shit.

Yes Steven, I will definately come out of the hole you've dug entirly dirtless and you WILL see how much crap I am able to take. Stay happy for as long as it would last; cause it ain't gonna last long.

Never forget: I will ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS be the one who laughs the last. Directly in your face.