*I've got great enthusiasm- easily excited by many things
*Unsatisfied by the ordinary
*Reaching for an epic, extraordinary life
*I want the best; life, love, reputation
*I've a sharp, keen intellect
*My primary weapon? MY MIND!
*Definately strong-willed
*My energy level can break down any wall
*My passion gives me an intoxicating power over others
*At my worst, I'm a narcissist
*Full of myself; proud of my faults
*Stubborn and opinionated
*I'm quite a misanthrope actually =P
1) I stole your dick and fed it to Bingo
2) My life story sells better than yours
3) I'm naturally tanned! Yay!
4) Hmm, I can't control my temper?
5) Actually, why do you wanna hate me?! YOU SHOULD LOVE ME!
5 reasons to ADORE me
1) You're actually human!
2) I'm non-plastic (in other words, I'm genuine)
3) I've a pet MONKEY!!!
4) I can afford my own expenses
5) Life would be so much easier if you'd just do so
Jose Mourinho has been SACKED! So much for being the "special one". Take this as a lesson learnt; talking too much when your words are not needed gets you NOWHERE.
Shadow stepped, body touched, soul crashed at 12:41 pm.