Thursday, June 30, 2005

Getting dark

Like the new blog layout? Pretty cool and gothic eh?

Once again, it is thanks to my favourite blogskin designer, Shirleen! If it wasn't for her, my blog would be looking hideous with all those skins you can find at blogskins.com! Phew... Thank God for her. Hahas!

FINALLY! I'm 17 years old. Wahahahaha!

Dad and Jade were actually planning a surprise birthday party for me, but I found out about it. Haha! I'M A PLANNER'S WORST NIGHTMARE! I overheard their whispers and peeped out of my bedroom door to watch them light the candles on the Prima Deli triple chocolate cake.

I am a very happy girl now. Received a HUGE red packet from Daddy, but I ain't gonna use it. I immediately put it away with the rest of my savings (I want my Creative Neeon!). Thank you Amal, Fir, Haj, Kuan Jie, Molly, Harris, and Teri for remembering my birthday! Love y'all loads!

Da Jie Xueli sent me a song by Corinne May. Love it ALOT! I was listening to the lyrics and nearly teared. Argh... getting emotional liao. BAH! -_-"

Signed into Friendster and a smile broke out on my face. I'VE GOT TESTIMONIALS AND MESSAGES FROM MY PALS, WISHING ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *squeals* To Derlinder, Faris, Samuel, Rafael and Bryan, thank you... from the bottom of my heart.

Now, who was the FUCKER who conveniently gave my number to his/her friend? Think what? I'm a phone-whore is it?! Your friend feel lonely then give him my number so I can please him arh? Suck hairy balls lah!

This Chinese ah-beng called Wilfred sms-ed me for the first time at 12am on June 26th. I didn't recognise the number and replied; asking who the sender was. He gave an excuse that he sent the message to the wrong person. A few minutes later, he texted me again, wanting me to "accompany (him) chat". What the fuck? I had school the next day! I didn't reply him.

On 27th June, at 12 am again, he messaged me and wanted to chat again. This time, I found out that he actually knows me! I went on to questioned him about how he got my number and his reply was, "I got it from my friend de friend de..." meaning, he got it from his friend's friend. Hmm... creative, don't you think? What a lame excuse!

The next day, I came home to find that this idiot sent me 3 sms-es and called me twice. Being the nice soul that I am, I aplogised for taking so long to reply because I did not bring my mobile to school.

The funny thing is, he kept asking me questions which would indirectly lead me to tell him if I'm attached or not. An example is, "Why u never reply me? Scared boyfriend dun wan u ah?" and here's the classic one: "Today neva go out meh? Boyfriend neva ask u out ah?"

I told him straight that I'm single and you know what he said? "Be interested in me lor. Haha!" Egoistic jerk! I will never "be interested" in a guy like you. Not now, not ever!

Nabei! He expects me to sms him 24/7. C'mon, I barely know him, I'm having a test on friday and I've got tuition homework to do. How am I supposed to accomodate him and his pointless needs?! Whenever I took too long to reply him, he would call me (as if he's known me for a fucking long time) and ask in mandarin, "Why never reply me? drop in toilet huh?"

KNNBCCB! What is his fucking problem?! Just because he's got spare time doesn't mean it goes the same for me! He's not schooling for goodness sake! And he's even thick skin enough to ask me where I live when I told him my residence isn't in Tampines.

HA! Think I so stupid to tell you where I really live arh? What if you trail me to my place after I'm dismissed from school? Take note, he KNOWS me and I have no fucking clue about who this weirdo is. I told him I reside near Toa Payoh, and he assumes that I LIVE IN TOA PAYOH. Dumbass.

Oh great! He sent me another sms: "Dun wan sms me liao le?" Understand his language or not? So typical of a cina ah-beng to send such things. Ew.

So if you guys call me and and got your call rejected, I'm sorry. For the time being, I won't be taking any calls (since I have no caller-ID) because I'm not gonna waste another second answering that faggot's requests. Sms me instead ok? Peace =)

As for Mr Fucker aka hero who gave my number away, THANKS A FUCKING LOT! if I find out who you are, I'll twist your genitals and make sure it turns purple all over. Be afraid, be VERY afraid!