Sunday, August 28, 2005

Sigh... my heroes.

The UEFA Super Cup match between Liverpool and CSKA Moskva ended not long ago. Champions League winners against Uefa Cup winners; who claimed the silverware in the end?




Oh yeah, baby! The men in red just rock the socks off my feet! SEXY FOOTBALLERS~

When did I pledge loyalty to LFC? Lemme see... oh yah! Way back in 1999, when I was a scrawny, bespectacled and butt-less NERD! Why did I choose to be a liverpudlian... can't remember though. Maybe it's because they were playing against Manchester United (and I absolutely resented the Red Devils back then).

I've been a hardcore LFC fan for 7 years now. And it's only this year, 2005, that I can say Liverpool is a team worth supporting (tsk tsk... I've been a hypocrite all this while? sad case!). I mean, seriously. Sometimes, just by watching them dribble the ball from one end of the pitch to the other is enough to bore me to the extent that I would rather watch Home United thrash SAF. And who can forget the time when the Liverpool squad played so badly in France that halfway through the match, Gerard Houllier (the Manager back then) suffered a heart-attack and had to be sent to the hospital.

Ok, fine. So they sucked to the core back then. But NOW! *sinister laughter*
-Champions' League winners
-Owners of Super Cup trophy

Next on the agenda; claiming the Premiership title from Chelsea! Muahahaha!
Pala pa pa pa! I'm lovin' it!

Taking into consideration that I never once gave up on Liverpool, it proves that I'm not a fair-weather fan. *puts on my LFC jersey and waves the red flag* Unlike that sister of mine, who recently became a Chelsea fan because they won the Premier League last year.

Eeeeeewwwww!!!! I've got a fan of Chelsea snoring away in the room next door!

Ssssshhhhh... I shall murder her in her sleep right this minute. *sprays mortine at Chelsea supporter* Kwahahahaha!!!! Killed her! Killed her!

Oi, small one! Aren't you supposed to be rooting for Arsenal? Suddenly you like Arsenal AND Chelsea huh? Coincidentally, both are Premiership title holders. BOO~ Listen to Big Sis when she says, "Chelsea & Arsenal players have no balls!" (In other words, they just suck.)


To that fucking kuraptor, don't EVER say that you are a "loyal Liverpool supporter". You know nuts about football, so don't xia-suay my team for Heaven's sake. Emile Heskey has been sold to Birmingham... NO LONGER A LIVERPOOL PLAYER! And for the last time, his name is HESKEY, not HUSKEY. Think what? Siberian huskey is it?! Nabeh... since when Liverpool hire a dog to score goals huh? Go shave your *censored* lah!

Take my advice and start watching the S-League first, then promote yourself to watching the EPL. Go on, cheer for the Tampines Rovers! Nothing to be embarrassed about. I supported Woodlands Wellington from 1991 to 1996 ok! What are you waiting for?! Wave your pom-poms for Nazri Nasir & his team-mates!

Poor Brazil. You guys have her as your supporter during next year's World Cup. All the best eh? You're never gonna make it far. =)