Thursday, July 07, 2005

LEON, THE NEXT TIME YOU HUMILIATE ME IN FRONT OF THE CLASS, I SHALL MAKE A LAUGHING STOCK OUT OF YOU AS WELL!

Just yesterday, a teacher did the rudest thing she could ever do to me. In front of those who attended Maths EC, she deliberately, mercilessly and jubilantlyMALIGNED me about going to the Judo tournament "without Mr Wee's permission"!

I was so shocked at what came out from that foul opening of hers that I couldn't even speak properly! And when I tried to tell her my side of the story, she simply snapped at me and told me to shut up because she thinks that Mr Wee's words were 100% true.


Leon: You are not involved in the tournament. You are already Sec5 this year. I haven't scolded you for purposely skipping lessons and boarding the bus without any teacher's permission!

Me: WHAT?! Eh, cher! *gets interrupted*

Leon: Mr Jeremy Wee told me that he did not allow you to go for the event but you sneaked up the bus and he didn't realise you were onboard until you guys were on your way to Hougang Secondary. And when he told you to leave, you simply refused to come back to school!

Me: HEY! I had his permission to go! You don't believe me, you go and ask the other *gets interrupted AGAIN!*

Leon: You don't have to explain! According to Mr Wee, that was exactly what had happened!

Me: MY FOOT!

Leon: Your foot is below you.

*whole class burst into fits of laughter*


I did not ask for Jeremy's consent eh?! Then tell me, what was he talking to me about in the canteen while awaiting for the bus to arrive?!

Can he look me in the eye and say that he didn't see me boarding up the bus while HE WAS STANDING AT THE DOOR DOING THE HEAD COUNT?! I may be short in height, but am I so minute in size that he has to squint so hard just to be able to see me?!

B A S T A R D

I HAVE WITNESSES WHO HEARD EACH AND EVERY WORD THAT CAME OUT FROM JEREMY'S MOUTH WHEN HE GAVE ME HIS CONSENT! Go ahead and ask anyone of them. They will tell you straight in the face that Jeremy's story to Leon is FAKE.


Then make a guess about how Leon tried to take matters into her own hands.

She "punished" me by making me sweep the classroom for 2 consecutive days! HELLO! SHE THINK SHE WHO SIA?! Stupid woman! You're only a small part of the teaching committee. What gives you the right to infringe on whether or not am I able to attend the competition?! Go fuck spider lah!

I kena punished for something I didn't do still not enough to satify her sadistic hunger wor! For this Friday;s X-country, she claimed that she would "send someone to look out for (me)" and if I'm not present at the event, she would report the matter to the Principal.

For crying out loud! What in the fucking blazes in her problem?! She can spend the whole afternoon at Bedok Reservoir scouting for me, but she won't be able to find me. Buahahahaha! This friday is the last day of the competiton and she can't stop me from attending since both are school events.

Moreover, I've already written to the Vice-principal to excuse me from X-country. Leon not happy, then too bad lah! Kao peh!

Leon! BITE MY MOO-MOO RING! I'll be at Hougang Secondary on the 8th of July whether you like it or not! So sorry, but you're in no position to make decisions for me. Neh neh ni poo poo! You cannot catch me!

As for Jeremy Wee, thanks a whole lot for getting me into so much trouble! If I have to sweep the floor for 2 days straight, I'll make sure you get sacked and NOT GET LAID for the rest of your worthless life! (Even whores would shun you away!)

Until an apology comes out from both your mouths, I give my word to the gods that I'll never show either of you any respect. No greetings, no bows, no smiles and no more obeying of your bloody rules! All that would be replaced by sarcasm, snubs, rude rebuts and profanities.

I mean what I say. So, APOLOGISE!